Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[A_right_horrorshow]

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

*Magnificent spastic
*Autismobot 5000
*Hookerhound
*The face that dried up a thousand vaginas
*The dreaded beast of last call at the bar
*The Unfuckable
*Mong the Litigious

 

[StinkySnack]

It wasn't for incompetence, it was because he was using the law firm's company computers and proprietary programs to look up people's private information to stalk and/or sue them. He made himself a massive liability for any firm to hire and got blacklisted (at least in the state of Utah) because of it.

I always thought this was just an assumption that slowly morphed into a fact on these forums. Do we have proof that this happened?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

I think I coined "Slurpy the Durptroll" at some point, after realizing that all his lawsuits are little more than elaborate trolling operations, in a sense, and he's failtrolled at all of them.

 

[Jacking With Cook]

I think Rusty's innovative combination of his previous schemes is brilliant:
1. Sue Nool in court, be instantly awarded the $5.3M judgement because a judge finally recognizes his plights as a reasonable cause of action.
2. Send each of Yo Yovanna's followers $1 on Venmo to put in a good word for him
3. Put on his best suit and save the instadamsel from some JERK who probably doesn't even have college level paralegal training.
It might be his best instagram based seduction plan yet..

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Even if it's true that his adoptive parents might have coddled him I don't believe for a second that that alone would create an Russell Greer. It certainly might cause for some people to grow up with bad behavior or traits, but not to that extent.

When it comes to nature vs nurture I believe it'll depend on the individual. Some people might commit certain acts (violence, murder, or less but still problematic behavior) because of abusive parents or fucked up childhood, neglect, etc. But some other people are just born fucked up in head, and in many times genetics is at play in this case. So I think both are real things that can affect someone and both are not an excuse for whatever shit they decide to do.

I 100% believe that Russel fucked up personality is like his face. Not his adoptive parents fault. He was born like that, fucking disgusting, this isn't abusive parents, mommy issues, being coddled as a child, etc. While some coddling or people feeling pity for him looking/acting like a tard might have made things worse, he is what he is by nature. A disgusting, misogynistic, retarded autist.

“Just as there are physical monsters, can there not be mental or psychic monsters born? The face and body may be perfect, but if a twisted gene or malformed egg can produce physical monsters, may not the same process produce a malformed soul?

Monsters are variations from the accepted normal to a greater or a less degree. As a child may be born without an arm, so one may be born without kindness or the potential of conscience. A man who loses his arms in an accident has a great struggle to adjust himself to the lack, but one born without arms suffers only from people who find him strange. Having never had arms, he cannot miss them. To a monster the norm must seem monstrous, since everyone is normal to himself. To the inner monster it must be even more obscure, since he has no visible thing to compare with others. To a criminal, honesty is foolish. You must not forget that a monster is only a variation, and that to a monster the norm is monstrous.”

 

[Chungus]

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

Don't forget Rat-Mouth. Apparently that was like his "go nuclear" name in high school if I remember from reading someone's reddit post who went to school with him.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

He also didn't like all the nicknames we have for him, and probably still doesn't for that matter. But fuck it, to me he'll always be Crusty Rusty.

The Law Maw

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

Don't forget Rat-Mouth. Apparently that was like his "go nuclear" name in high school if I remember from reading someone's reddit post who went to school with him.

And Frankenstein, which is personally one of my faves. Simple, yet effective.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I always thought this was just an assumption that slowly morphed into a fact on these forums. Do we have proof that this happened?

One of the kiwis who claimed to work with Russell was named @grapesoda.andgin who made this post about Russell getting fired, this explains at least one of his firings. I can't find any screenshots about him supposedly using company data to stalk people but I'll look through some of the old posts from people who knew him.

 

[StinkySnack]

One of the kiwis who claimed to work with Russell was named @grapesoda.andgin who made this post about Russell getting fired, this explains at least one of his firings. I can't find any screenshots about him supposedly using company data to stalk people but I'll look through some of the old posts from people who knew him.

I'm 95% sure that no one ever said he did this except for a few autists on this forum, likely the same bunch that started the "certificate" bullshit.

The way I remember it, it started out as people saying "Russ shouldn't be allowed anywhere near law-offices as he might gain access to software that would increase his stalking ability."
Next thing you know, people were saying "Russ DEFINITELY got fired because he used the software/services in his law-office to stalk women!"

 

[The Great Citracett]

The version of the story I first remember hearing was that he wasn't stalking random people using the software, but he was using it to get all of Taylor's addresses in order to mail her tons of wooing gifts + his first song, which led to him being sat down and told he needed to make a choice between his paralegal career, or wooing Taylor.

And we all know he chose Taylor.

 

[Facts Over Feels]

You know who needs to watch the court video in Russ' Ariande Grande case? Chupp. Maybe then he would learn how to run a hearing properly.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Russell can't get a job as a paralegal--nobody will hire him, once they discover what he's been up to. And I think he did get fired from one paralegal gig early on for incompetence. So sure, he was able to graduate from a sub-par church-run paralegal program after five years, but once in the real world he just couldn't cut it.

That he's been ruthlessly weeded out, and will never get work as a paralegal again, despite his potential as a diversity hire, actually speaks well of the profession, IMO.

I heard he got fired for using the company's computer to gather info for his failed Taylor Swift lawsuit.

 

[Meredith Swift]

It's probably fair to say he was also highly incompetent as well and it was probably only a matter of time before he got fired anyways

 

[Constellationzero]

Wasn't that the same job where he was pestering a lady who worked for a different company on a different floor? I think he bought her flowers or something like that and either she or her boss came down to his floor to tell greasy gourd "Less stalky and more worky?"

 

[StinkySnack]

I heard he got fired for using the company's computer to gather info for his failed Taylor Swift lawsuit.

The version of the story I first remember hearing was that he wasn't stalking random people using the software, but he was using it to get all of Taylor's addresses in order to mail her tons of wooing gifts + his first song, which led to him being sat down and told he needed to make a choice between his paralegal career, or wooing Taylor.

And we all know he chose Taylor.

I still don’t remember anyone confirming anything like this ever happening.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

I still don’t remember anyone confirming anything like this ever happening.

He had one job for a couple of days working at an auto finance company or similar. They ran him out for unauthorized use of databases. Does anyone have his resume? It would be fun to correlate jobs with reasons for termination.

 

[Free the Pedos]

He had one job for a couple of days working at an auto finance company or similar. They ran him out for unauthorized use of databases. Does anyone have his resume? It would be fun to correlate jobs with reasons for termination.

Where is this info from?

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Where is this info from?

Something he posted on FB that made it’s way here.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Where is this info from?

Can't remember where in the thread it is but I'm pretty sure it was from one of his many, many negative google reviews. He was doing data entry for a used car lot/financing place with a name like "Platinum" or "Titanium" or something similar and was dicking around in the database rather than doing his job.

Today's updates:

Russ and his band are going to win AGT.

Gonna flame it out of the sweat.
Fire it out of the rain.
Burn it out of the cummies...

Or whatever that means.


Bear in mind that auditions are in November/December (I think) and he hasn't practiced with a band let alone even found one member yet.

Reminder that he really hates video games, and that it's much more funner to just spend all day trapped in his own mind.


Expect another YouTube creepypasta soon.