Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Oh bullshit! The reason why she's not drooling over the sandwich is because Steven Sushi said it's not worth the hype. Gotta play it up for the chance of her potential bae seeing it.

She literally took one bite of it and declared, after not even taking enough time to actually savor the sandwich, that it wasn't the best. I picked up on that right away - how quick she was to dismiss it. Now that you've added the Steven Sushi context, it all makes sense.
 
Do you think Chantal stopped washing her hair because it makes it fall out (faster)? Shits starting to look like a headband or a sleep cap it's so matted.
Many women do not wash their hair every time they shower. I’m willing to bet Chantal doesn’t. Now, consider how infrequently she showers. Besides sheer laziness, I think shampooing is difficult for her because she probably cannot hold her arms up over her head long enough to properly work up a lather in her hair.
 
Also of note: it appears Clotso has moved locations, she's no longer acting as sentry at her Island battlestation guarding the fridge! Did she mention in her vid where she had her new spot set up (forgive me if this has been addressed, KF has been acting up today and the thread hasn't been refreshing)? Hopefully she just wanted a change of scenery and her poor, creaky, overburdened office chair didn't fall in the line of duty.

Perhaps she filmed this from the other Saturday when she saw Bibi?
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I'm not nearly as optimistic when it comes to Chinny....so i took the liberty of calculating Cal/Fat/Sodium with LARGE sides

  • Spicy chicken sandwich - 700cal/42g/1473mg
  • Cajun fries (Large) - 804cal/42g/1761mg
  • Mashed potatoes w/ gravy (Large) - 330cal/12g/1770mg
  • Mac and cheese (Large) - 655cal/28g/2995mg
  • Biscuit - 207cal/13g/435mg
  • Blackened ranch x3 - 354cal/39g/750mg
Amended Cal/Fat/Sodium count:
TOTAL CAL : 3050 cal

TOTAL FAT: 176g

TOTAL SODIUM: 9184mg
I'm disappointed in myself for being shocked when she dumped MORE salt on her meal that already contains 9 GRAMS of salt. That's 4x the recommended sodium intake by the FDA, before she poured more salt in. At this point there's more fat and salt running through her veins than actual blood.
 
I don’t think that monstrosity on her nose bridge is a zit or a mole. I bet it’s a boil, and after it’s done festering and draining it will leave a nasty crater. At least I’m hoping......

At this point, her ailments are just reminders and symptoms of her body breaking down due to her morbid obesity. Random boils, rashes, aches, pains, and more are very common among the obese. She's pushing her body beyond the limit, and any normal person would be terrified at these new symptoms popping up on a weekly basis. And unfortunately, as these things pop up, she adjusts to the development until the next thing. She's a haggard, unhygienic piece of trash who is simply reaping what she sowed.

Perhaps she filmed this from the other Saturday when she saw Bibi?
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Chantal would've screamed from the mountaintops if she ever had the pleasure of eating at Bibi's again.

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I just went back and did a quick comparison to a vid from a few weeks ago. and my best guess is is she took down the green sheet and she's actually sitting down at the table.
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It's hard to believe she willingly left her perch guarding the fridge, and that chair has been groaning an awful lot lately, so I wouldn't be completely shocked if the poor kitchen chair finally met it's maker.
 
Many women do not wash their hair every time they shower. I’m willing to bet Chantal doesn’t. Now, consider how infrequently she showers.

Fuck, I think you cracked it. She read somewhere that it's healthier for your hair to only wash it every other shower, so it's a convenient once a month for her.
 
Just a light 1,858 Calorie lunch. I know she had a drink, but I didn’t catch what it was. Did she say?

*going on the assumptions these aren’t large sized sides. Rate me optimistic, I know.

At the end she says she's going to drink a lot of water, because she realized she didn't have anything to drink the entire video.
 
All I know is that she has inflated beyond belief since then, and wouldn't even be able to reach past her gargantuan stomach to try and aim the nozzle in the general direction of her crotch.

She needs to add a WD40 nozzle-shooter-thing on there. Like wasp spray. For reach and accuracy.


This video has about 400% more cat butthole than I expected or wanted.

Other thoughts:
- She wore the equivalent of office attire to go shopping.
- I can’t figure out how she plans to decorate the rat typewriter with candy corn. Like, dump it in there? It’s not a bowl.
- I laughed really, really hard at the idea of a Halloween party with “all her friends.” So, I guess Peetz. Maybe Rina. That one dumpster-diving accomplice we saw like once? I don’t remember her name, but I think it begins with an L.

“I just can’t get myself out of this funk where i’m not motivated and i’m forcing myself to go through motions of the day and take care of responsibilities of my life”

so...just like any other day then chantal? she says that like she’s usually up at dawn at the gym, cleaning, cooking and running errands all day.

The “funk“ has been ongoing her entire life. She has never been able to get out of it because the funk is her life.

I sincerely hope she rounds up her top 5 chicken sandwiches and does a comparison. I would watch that shit. On mute, ofc, but I’d watch it.
 
I just find it absolutely hilarious that Chantal feels stressful despite living a life that consist of nothing but eating junk food for every meal, watching tv all day and basically spending whatever meager earning she makes on youtube on tacky, useless stuff.

The only thing she should be stressed about is her impending trip to the coroner.

I can believe she is miserable from what she thinks is stress. Having a few days off from work can be relaxing for normal people, but laying about unemployed all day for years on end, doing nothing but eating, is stress-inducing, because you have no outlets, no structure in your life, no meaning or purpose. It can be miserable to be at such a loose end for so long, and drown it out with food and television all day.

Humans weren’t meant to lay about doing zero all day every day. We need purpose and activities to occupy our minds and hands and feel a sense of accomplishment and drive. Even just having hobbies helps significantly. Chantal does nothing all day except sit in front of the telly while eating, sit at the kitchen table and eat, sit on the stairs waiting for food to deliver so she can eat, then sleep.

If you look at unemployed people who do nothing all day, they often complain of depression and stress and a million mysterious aches and pains that go away once they start doing things every day again.
Doing nothing hurts us, physically. So I can understand Chantal saying she is miserable and stressed, but it’s her own fault and being more productive, even just doing chores, would alleviate it.

As to her favourite chicken sandwich being the one served back in her school days, that reveals two things about her:

1) Chantal actually remembers food from school, decades ago, when normal people would likely instantly forget such things upon graduating, and

2) Chantal has been obsessed with food and eating since she was a child. I’m betting she had a schedule of all the school cafeteria meals and what day they were served on, much like the way she said she planned her work days around what would be served in the office cafeteria that day and would be excited the night before for it.

Her brain really has only ever had one specific focus and goal: acquire salty, fatty, greasy food and cram it down her throat as much as possible. It’s staggering how mental she is.
 
Well, Paul Flart managed to get a lot of attention for it, but he’s way more likable than she is and was smart enough to branch out to Twitch.
I’m convinced Chantal is one of those misanthropic assholes who purposely does not flush a public toilet after having a crap. I don’t know if she’s as obsessed with farts and feces as she appears to be or if it’s some kind of psychological thing to keep people away from her.

Semper fi to all the poor bastards in Ottawa who have had the misfortune of walking into a toilet
in her wake.
 
So I can understand Chantal saying she is miserable and stressed, but it’s her own fault and being more productive, even just doing chores, would alleviate it.

The thing about Chantal is that she hates everything. She hates helping people, reading, walking, chores, being responsible for her cats, waking up at a normal hour, writing, hygeine, self care, shopping (for food, even. I think she admitted that one time), waiting, therapy, any form of authority or rules, driving, she never wants to spend her money on anything other than food (you can tell how unexcited she is with a clothing/item haul compared to a mukbang), never wants to to anywhere interesting or try something different for the day, never wants to engage or try new places or things...I've never come across a person as sullen and lost for life as her. Suicidal people find more to live for. Behind the syrupy facade and attempts at being oh so relatable she has such a negative outlook and mindset about everything that it's no wonder she's constantly miserable. Anyone would be if they hated literally everything, ever. But since she hates being "normal" she'll never delve into that part of herself that understands that self care is not telling yourself it's okay to wake up at 4 in the afternoon and do nothing all day. She'll never worry about growing as a person and just accepts that the misery she feels is part of the deal that she can't do much about.
 
I just want to point out that, as per Google, every Popeyes in Ottawa opens at around 10AM, the one closest to her opens at 10.30AM. Chinny said she had to wait for the restaurant to open, which means that if we're being optimistic she smashed more than 3000kcal again at 11AM - 11.30AM max. We stan our legendary skinny qween with a healthy balanced diet.

Another random thought I had watching this video in particular, I reckon she must have a severe Vitamin D deficiency (amongst the thousands ailments, illnesses and deficiencies she suffers from). Unsurprisingly, depression can be exacerbated (if I'm correct) by Vitamin D deficiency.

Found a sane comment, she must be asleep as she hasn't responded nor deleted it for now:
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ETA: replaced screenshot unedited, apologies again!
 
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I am almost sure that Popeyes not being open when she wanted it is what sparked her sudden interest in sleeping through the day. The food she wants when she wakes up is not readily available to her. She has to wait until the restaurants open. She was probably sitting on her bed in her brand new tablecloth of a nightgown getting angrier and angrier that Popeyes would dare be closed when she wanted to eat their chicken "SANDWISH".

Then her bulbous mind thought that the only way to fix that is to wake up later. She came up with this whole plan. Family be damned, Obligations be damned. It's easier to get out of doing something if you blame it on your sleeping pattern. That leaves more time for her to do what she enjoys most. Eating junk in front of a camera pretending that she's sitting with people who care about her when in reality she's sitting alone in her apartment, talking to a piece of machinery, slowly deteriorating. Way to go, Chantal.
 
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