Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Ita Mori]

Look, if you think that America can't have nice things because niggers, why not just come out and say it?

This is also true though.

 

[Judge Holden]

I always lol at people who unironically use this as a positive argument for ancom beliefs or for socialism. This whole comic is a bait and switch.

The fourth panel is just retarded, because it's trying to conflate living in modern times and owning an iPhone with literal feudalism. There were no millennials telling peasants suffering under monarchical feudalism to go fuck themselves, obviously. This isn't an argument, this is someone trying to paint reality as worse than it is because they actually have no arguments lmao. We don't live under feudalism, this is victim complex special-snowflake bullshit.

The first 2 panels are a strawman. Normally people say "You said that with a $900 iPhone?" in response to someone saying specifically "REE I WANT COMMUNISM NOW"...

But they step around that because obviously why attack that valid argument? Instead they tear down "How dare you think sweatshop workers be paid a living wage!" an argument literally no one has made ever because it's nonsense.

Third panel: The guy with the old-ass model T? lol wtf? Cars initially didn't have seatbelts because they were slow and barely faster than carriages, no one ever thought of them, and it has nothing to do with people "protesting" seatbelts in the early 1900s.

For me its a whole lot more simple. The speds who like to cite this shitty comic to justify the fact they throw money at exploitative and ultra greedy corporations despite calling themselves edgy anti-capitalists are like if self declared radical vegan activists still ate meat every day and casually consoomed their way through every comfortable animal product imaginable while smugly lecturing others on why they need to give up any medication that was ever tested on animals and how cartoon animals are worse than the holocaust

If you are unwilling to suffer even the mildest discomfort or difficulty in support of of your self declared ideals and principles, then you dont have ideals or principles, you have fucking fashion accessories.

Say what you like about any of these groups but vegans, religious groups like muslims/hindus/mormons/amish, and even hardcore climate retards are willing to, at the absolute least, to suffer significant discomfort and inconvinience in order to live according to the rules of their ideology/faith due to all the creature comforts and tasty food and technological aids and all manner of modern world conviniences that need to be permanently given up, and this is at best the absolute first step the *bare fucking minimum* of what is required to consider oneself a serious part of any of these groups

The absolute least anybody who calls themselves an anti capitalist can do is to absolutely minimise their contact with/reliance on the capitalist system and to *never* pay anything to corporations and companies that engage in what they deem to be the greatest evils of capitalism like crappy workers rights and third world exploitation and virtual slave labour, and for any money made beyond what they need to live in relative comfort and safety to be donated to someone lower down on the ladder from them. Given how much shit is second hand this would not even be that difficult if you wanted a halfway decent phone or laptop so long as you made sure the company involved was not getting a penny from you.

But ofcourse, nobody in the "look how anti capitalist I say I am" social media sphere ever fucking does this, because this shit is literally 100% faked on their part aimed at getting asspats and exposure from other shallow sacks of shit who want to look the edgiest of the edgewoke speds

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

The absolute least anybody who calls themselves an anti capitalist can do is to absolutely minimise their contact with/reliance on the capitalist system and to *never* pay anything to corporations and companies that engage in what they deem to be the greatest evils of capitalism like crappy workers rights and third world exploitation and virtual slave labour, and for any money made beyond what they need to live in relative comfort and safety to be donated to someone lower down on the ladder from them. Given how much shit is second hand this would not even be that difficult if you wanted a halfway decent phone or laptop so long as you made sure the company involved was not getting a penny from you.

But ofcourse, nobody in the "look how anti capitalist I say I am" social media sphere ever fucking does this, because this shit is literally 100% faked on their part aimed at getting asspats and exposure from other shallow sacks of shit who want to look the edgiest of the edgewoke speds

TL;DR these people live solely to be annoying

I've had some hilarious insane conversations with those "no ethical consumption under capitalism types." It's basically fucking verboten to say the obvious, which is "hey just don't buy from that corporation if you don't want them to have money, here's some alternatives" ... suffice to say it's almost universally met with "noo that's futile, everything is unethical! How dare you shame people for being unable to make TRULY ethical choices! REEEE!" it's some truly exceptionally retarded shit. I've never met people with such hopeless, nihilistic, self-defeating (and obviously self-contradictory) views. How do you even help someone like that? How do they enjoy life?

There's a lot to be critiqued in our system today, but it's obviously better than the past, no question. But often seems like anti-capitalists care way more about shitting on billionaires and REEEEEing at "the system" as opposed to actually helping people, helping society, or helping themselves most importantly. It's been my honest personal experience that many people who call themselves "anti-capitalists" were either significantly better off than me financially, or they were dirt poor but due to obvious mental illness plus laziness/piss poor attitude and not "the evil system keeping us down."

So it's fair to say the problem is with them and not the system, when the people opposing capitalism are either privileged themselves (while claiming no responsibility), or are just hopeless basketcases who would fail in literally any society.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

TL;DR these people live solely to be annoying

I've had some hilarious insane conversations with those "no ethical consumption under capitalism types." It's basically fucking verboten to say the obvious, which is "hey just don't buy from that corporation if you don't want them to have money, here's some alternatives" ... suffice to say it's almost universally met with "noo that's futile, everything is unethical! How dare you shame people for being unable to make TRULY ethical choices! REEEE!" it's some truly exceptionally retarded shit. I've never met people with such hopeless, nihilistic, self-defeating (and obviously self-contradictory) views. How do you even help someone like that? How do they enjoy life?

You're assuming these people want to be helped or want to enjoy life. Deep down they know they're piles of shit, and want a scapegoat to blame.

There's a lot to be critiqued in our system today, but it's obviously better than the past, no question. But often seems like anti-capitalists care way more about shitting on billionaires and REEEEEing at "the system" as opposed to actually helping people, helping society, or helping themselves most importantly. It's been my honest personal experience that many people who call themselves "anti-capitalists" were either significantly better off than me financially, or they were dirt poor but due to obvious mental illness plus laziness/piss poor attitude and not "the evil system keeping us down."

So it's fair to say the problem is with them and not the system, when the people opposing capitalism are either privileged themselves (while claiming no responsibility), or are just hopeless basketcases who would fail in literally any society.

It's also why things will get so much worse if they overthrow the system. No matter what economic system you support, "socialism run by incompetent, self-absorbed, childish douchebags who lie pathologically when their failures are brought to light" is obviously not the way to go.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You're assuming these people want to be helped or want to enjoy life.

Truthfully, it only takes a few interactions with these fucks before you start to see a pattern of narcissism and gaslighting. I've avoided people like that as if they were literal AIDS for years LOL.

But I actually believed they wanted help when I was younger (like friends IRL from school or whatever), because it just seemed, well, logical. I mean "why wouldn't they want help or advice or teamwork?" is what you tend to think, before you realize these people want all that responsibility to be on "someone" else while they reeeeeee

Just reminds me of that debate shoe0nhead had with Karlyn Borysenko from PragerU. Girl was offering her honest-to-god lived experience and advice to June and June just didn't want to have it, because accepting any of that "you're responsible for your own happiness" stuff would mean she'd have to stop LARPing so hard.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

For me its a whole lot more simple. The speds who like to cite this shitty comic to justify the fact they throw money at exploitative and ultra greedy corporations despite calling themselves edgy anti-capitalists are like if self declared radical vegan activists still ate meat every day and casually consoomed their way through every comfortable animal product imaginable while smugly lecturing others on why they need to give up any medication that was ever tested on animals and how cartoon animals are worse than the holocaust

If you are unwilling to suffer even the mildest discomfort or difficulty in support of of your self declared ideals and principles, then you dont have ideals or principles, you have fucking fashion accessories.

Say what you like about any of these groups but vegans, religious groups like muslims/hindus/mormons/amish, and even hardcore climate retards are willing to, at the absolute least, to suffer significant discomfort and inconvinience in order to live according to the rules of their ideology/faith due to all the creature comforts and tasty food and technological aids and all manner of modern world conviniences that need to be permanently given up, and this is at best the absolute first step the *bare fucking minimum* of what is required to consider oneself a serious part of any of these groups

The absolute least anybody who calls themselves an anti capitalist can do is to absolutely minimise their contact with/reliance on the capitalist system and to *never* pay anything to corporations and companies that engage in what they deem to be the greatest evils of capitalism like crappy workers rights and third world exploitation and virtual slave labour, and for any money made beyond what they need to live in relative comfort and safety to be donated to someone lower down on the ladder from them. Given how much shit is second hand this would not even be that difficult if you wanted a halfway decent phone or laptop so long as you made sure the company involved was not getting a penny from you.

But ofcourse, nobody in the "look how anti capitalist I say I am" social media sphere ever fucking does this, because this shit is literally 100% faked on their part aimed at getting asspats and exposure from other shallow sacks of shit who want to look the edgiest of the edgewoke speds

Seriously, a lot of nuLeft woke "socialist" types seem to be the only group of people who are also poster boys and girls for the consoomer meme. I've been around enough oversocialized midwits who parrot the same tired old woke bullshit you read about on most big English language sites today and then see them fellate and do all of their consumption through huge megacorporations they allege they're against.

One guy in particular I knew because one of my hobbies is reading books would buy and read books and then just proceed to read them as fast as possible before buying and consooming more books, all of his analysis on the books he's read would be some shallow woke shit that he parroted wholesale from some nuLeft site's review of the book or whatever. As the cherry on top of a shit sundae, I legitimately burst out laughing for a whole minute after I found out that he does literally all of his book purchases through Amazon, despite him bitching about Jeff Bezos every week at least once and about "late stage" global capitalism almost hourly on various social media he has
Of course, when I confronted him about this he parroted the MUH YOU'RE A SERF BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT FEUDALISM HOW HECKIN' CURIOUS meme. That's when I knew is the time to completely disengage and cut him out from my life. I don't even signal that I'm anti-consumerist and anti-globalist capitalism and I never bought any book I own through Amazon, all of my books were either purchased from local book stores and local book publishers or from second-hand book stores and I'll readily admit that about 2/3 of the reason for me doing so is because it's cheaper.

 

[shuv it up ya cervix]

This was from days ago and surprised this hasn't been posted yet. What a degenerate.

 

[Commander X]

Whenever someone points out she's a communist now she makes a point of it to act indignant and say "No, I just want healthcare for all, I'm the same as I ever was!" and then hangs around people like Shaun.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Hey June, anti universal healthcare advocates also want healthcare for everyone, but they don’t want the corrupt government to give everyone overpriced ripoff healthcare. Don’t gaslight them

 

[draggs]

Being proud of your degeneracy at 20 is hot

Being proud of your degeneracy at 30 is desperate

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Being proud of your degeneracy at 20 is hot

Being proud of your degeneracy at 30 is desperate

Being proud of your degeneracy at any age is degenerate and this infantilisation of people who are old enough to go to war and manage businesses is retarded.

 

[draggs]

Grab a heapin helpin of the smelling salts.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I legitimately burst out laughing for a whole minute after I found out that he does literally all of his book purchases through Amazon, despite him bitching about Jeff Bezos every week at least once and about "late stage" global capitalism almost hourly on various social media he has
Of course, when I confronted him about this he parroted the MUH YOU'RE A SERF BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT FEUDALISM HOW HECKIN' CURIOUS meme.

This is an amazing story. Also good on you for dumping that trash bag of a "friend."

And you know what? Absolutely accurate story, I've met people like this, seen already hundreds of examples of the CONSOOOOOOOMER who preaches socialism, communism, or anti-capitalism... then they turn around and are the most capitalism-loving fuck you ever saw. Only buys major brands, only mainstream news and stories, only processed food, massive debt, always playing games or some shit, so on and so forth.

These people just fascinate me for how utterly stupid and self-contradicting they are. This is why most people absolutely don't take hard leftists or communists seriously: They're the BIGGEST hypocrites you will ever meet. It's not that they're against capitalism or whatever, so much as the fact that they're clearly addicted to capitalist products but won't fucking shut up about how special and smart they are.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is an amazing story. Also good on you for dumping that trash bag of a "friend."

And you know what? Absolutely accurate story, I've met people like this, seen already hundreds of examples of the CONSOOOOOOOMER who preaches socialism, communism, or anti-capitalism... then they turn around and are the most capitalism-loving fuck you ever saw. Only buys major brands, only mainstream news and stories, only processed food, massive debt, always playing games or some shit, so on and so forth.

These people just fascinate me for how utterly stupid and self-contradicting they are. This is why most people absolutely don't take hard leftists or communists seriously: They're the BIGGEST hypocrites you will ever meet.

Well, he was never really my friend thankfully, he was just an acquaintance that I knew for one semester at uni because I had the bad luck of sitting next to him at the first lecture of a course I took.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

As the cherry on top of a shit sundae, I legitimately burst out laughing for a whole minute after I found out that he does literally all of his book purchases through Amazon, despite him bitching about Jeff Bezos every week at least once and about "late stage" global capitalism almost hourly on various social media he has

This is actually a really good point, me and some coworkers casually mentioned how sweatshops were bad and my leftist coworker said 'there's no ethical consumption under late capitalism' and I was just like 'there are definitely forms of consumption that can be more or less ethical' and he just shut up because it's such an obviously stupid thing to say.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

This is actually a really good point, me and some coworkers casually mentioned how sweatshops were bad and my leftist coworker said 'there's no ethical consumption under late capitalism' and I was just like 'there are definitely forms of consumption that can be more or less ethical' and he just shut up because it's such an obviously stupid thing to say.

How many of these grifters even take the first step to remove themselves from unethical systems like, I don't know, planting a little garden to grow some of your own food? It's always hilarious when someone tries to agitate for communistic authoritarianism as if the only other possibility is to live your life as a wage cuck addicted to Amazon products made by Muslim children enslaved in China. If they had any real moral backbone then they would actually try to change their lives in some small ways. But they just want daddy some old Jewish guy in government for half a century to do it for them.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

I wonder why is it aways june's thread that this autist decides to spam on with his socks

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

The harassment was so bad that I had to private my Twitter account for a while.

I remember in my early day, we use to fist fight each other if we had a beef.

We would square off and fight. No knives, No guns. Fist-to-cuffs.

After one of us got beat, the other asked if they had enough and, if agreed to, then off to the fucking keg party licking our wounds, the shit was settled and respect was established with a victor.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE KIDS TODAY.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I wonder why is it aways june's thread that this autist decides to spam on with his socks

Mental illness, beta-cuck syndrome, white knighting, gay-ops, so on. I do kind of feel bad this guy is impersonating apparently random innocent people. Really shitty thing to do.

Maybe it's June spamming the thread for all we know.

 

[No. 7 cat]

June is only a "libertarian" in the sense that she doesn't want anyone telling her what to do. Just like she's only "socialist" in the sense that she thinks it would be great if everyone just, like, shared and was taken care of by social programs if they needed anything. She's literally that joke about how left wing libertarianism is a lazy five year old's description of an ideal society.

As for the Libertarian Party being a fed gay op to destroy libertarianism in America, that's completely unsurprising given the way it's run. There's a reason most libertarians stopped bothering with it and became Republicans or Independents years ago.

I think June's ideology is best called after a figure of myth, Narcissus, She's just a sort of narcissist. She's only a Commie in the sense of gibs free stuff, no sense of mission, and as for lolbertarianism, it's 'I'm a grown up,' not even rising to the weedbore bottom feeders of libertarianism. She might consider herself a libertine, but she's too lazy even for that degeneracy.