Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[ConfederateIrishman]

hahaha holy shit I wake up to this? In hindsight it was inevitable considering how much he travels but I'm sure since last night everyone is sperging out to new levels.

 

[theshep]

If by "negatively affect" he means "ded", then I'm willing to bet the Chinese will be celebrating the shit out of it.

Not sure if it would be funnier if he lived or if he died.

I seriously hope he doesn't die. Mike Pence would be very boring as president. Trump is faults considered, very entertaining. Pence has the charisma of wet cardboard.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

 

[Richard Harrow]

Pfft. He'll be fine. He's probably had it for some time now and was likely asymptomatic. People are sperging over a nothing-burger. He would also be far from the only national leader to catch it. UK and Canada just to name a few.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Not sure if it would be funnier if he lived or if he died.

More funny if he live, if he claimed then he used the so-called efficient Remdesivir, proned often by Fucci, instead of HCQ. I wonder if Fucci will flip-flop, do a 180 and preach for HCQ?

 

[Xarpho]

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I may be misremembering, but didn't the "lol inject bleach" come from talking about hydroxychloroquine could help, even with YouTube removing a video on how it actually worked, then reversed that position a few months later, and Trump was right all along?

 

[Some JERK]

With as many people in and visitors to the West Wing testing positive as they have, I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

I'll say what I say about anyone when I learn that they've tested positive for Covid-19. I hope that he pulls through this and remains asymptomatic. If he does though, nobody will ever hear the end of it, and it'll send the OMB crowd into the rage stratosphere. So that'll be hilarious.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

More funny if he live, if he claimed then he used the so-called efficient Remdesivir, proned often by Fucci, instead of HCQ. I wonder if Fucci will flip-flop, do a 180 and preach for HCQ?

They're both almost useless drugs so it doesn't really make a difference

I seriously hope he doesn't die. Mike Pence would be very boring as president. Trump is faults considered, very entertaining. Pence has the charisma of wet cardboard.

Pence would probably go for the jugular with Roe v Wade tho so that would be good.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

With as many people in and visitors to the West Wing testing positive as they have, I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

I'll say what I say about anyone when I learn that they've tested positive for Covid-19. I hope that he pulls through this and remains asymptomatic. If he does though, nobody will ever hear the end of it, and it'll send the OMB crowd into the rage stratosphere. So that'll be hilarious.

The only way that could get more 2020 would be if Trump got through it, then tweeted to Xi Jinping something like, "Dear Winnie, I see your bat soup coupon and raise you a bag of smallpox infected blankets."

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Pence would probably go for the jugular with Roe v Wade tho so that would be good.

Which is why I reckon that Mike Pence was Trump's assassination insurance. He picked the one person in the party more objectionable to progressives than him so if some foamer does manage to shoot him or bomb him in the name of black lives mattering or alphabetti spaghetti, they immediately thrust into the driving seat someone even worse.

 

[UnclePhil]

What do you mean? Happens all the time in serious countries like Brazil.

After everything else that's happened this year, the POTUS and FOTUS contracting a potentially deadly virus is the piss dipping sauce on top of an already turd sandwich. I hate to be a doomer, but seeing this headline brought back a question in my mind: should I be scared now?

We Stephen King's The Stand now?

You believe that happy crappy?

Larry thought the man with the razors on the tips of his fingers would be back, without knowing that the persistent sound in the row behind him signaled the end to all that: there would be no more sequels, and in a very short time, there would be no more movies at all.

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

I may be misremembering, but didn't the "lol inject bleach" come from talking about hydroxychloroquine could help, even with YouTube removing a video on how it actually worked, then reversed that position a few months later, and Trump was right all along?

Not Hydroxy, but an experimental treatment involving UV light injections, I think. That was the youtube video that got axed.

 

[theshep]

Pence would probably go for the jugular with Roe v Wade tho so that would be good.

Is that the way it works though? Constitutionally? I don't think so.

Isn't the Supreme Court independent of the Executive?

 

[Overcast]

Fuck man, I hope he pulls through all right.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

We're missing the Islamic component to all of this

Refresher for anyone who forgot.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He will probably be fine. They'll give him top-notch treatment. Also could be a false positive.

 

[crapstream]

The virus is no rival for Trump.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What is this? This has been flooding Trump’s tweet. Same message and picture?
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The drawing is of someone wearing masks from the black plague.

 

[Hux]

He and everyone else in DC have access to all the experimental CIA frankenstein drugs the likes of which proles like us will never have access to even in our dreams, I'm not expecting a thing to come out of this

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

At this point I just want Biden to test positive too and then both of them to recover fully in a week or two. That'd probably be the best result in terms of making everyone shut the fuck up about covid being a death plague.

 

[Dark Edea]

Watched ABC, media's going full speed ahead with the "didn't take it seriously" narrative.

I can see in some ways the man himself made some mistakes in underestimating it upon himself, but I do think it's a little bit far out to believe that they want to frame it as if he didn't want to take action at all to protect the people at large from COVID-19.

Agreed.

And ultimately it seems as if his contraction of the virus was unavoidable seeing as one of his staff infected him. Not like it was from a rally. And the American President unfortunately can't not do his job and hide away from the plague.