🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Boogie got a suit to fit his fat ass for his wedding so Ethan has no excuse. This is America, you can buy a suit for a fat guy.
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It's pretty sad that ralph would suit up for mommy Michelle but not his own wedding...I can't believe Nora divorced him. Look at how wrinkled the shirt is, lol. Ralph, it's called an ironing board. You can probably find one at walmart for around the same price as a bottle of makers. Also note the look on mommy Michelle's face...visibly shaken as a pig hoof rests on her shoulder. Just imagine the odor being omitted by the gunt in this picture, no human being deserves to be subjected to that with the possible exception of Fuentes.

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MeltyTW said:
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What amazing timing. Certainly has nothing to do with Ralph reading this thread every second of every day.

Gunt Patrol said:
It's pretty sad that ralph would suit up for mommy Michelle but not his own wedding...I can't believe Nora divorced him. Look at how wrinkled the shirt is, lol. Ralph, it's called an ironing board. You can probably find one at walmart for around the same price as a bottle of makers. Also note the look on mommy Michelle's face...visibly shaken as a big hoof rests on her shoulder. Just imagine the odor being omitted by the gunt in this picture, no human being deserves to be subjected to that with the possible exception of Fuentes.

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Ralph looks Jewish in that pic.
 
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Gunt Patrol said:
It's pretty sad that ralph would suit up for mommy Michelle but not his own wedding...I can't believe Nora divorced him. Look at how wrinkled the shirt is, lol. Ralph, it's called an ironing board. You can probably find one at walmart for around the same price as a bottle of makers. Also note the look on mommy Michelle's face...visibly shaken as a pig hoof rests on her shoulder. Just imagine the odor being omitted by the gunt in this picture, no human being deserves to be subjected to that with the possible exception of Fuentes.

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"So a chink, a rabbi and a mexican walk into a bar..."
 
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Sam Losco said:
What amazing timing. Certainly has nothing to do with Ralph reading this thread every second of every day.
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I just find it amazing that the supposed "ralphamale" is trying to pass of ceramic dishware as a status symbol, something that should only be happening with impoverished students or third world residents.
 
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Gunt Patrol said:
It's pretty sad that ralph would suit up for mommy Michelle but not his own wedding...I can't believe Nora divorced him. Look at how wrinkled the shirt is, lol. Ralph, it's called an ironing board. You can probably find one at walmart for around the same price as a bottle of makers. Also note the look on mommy Michelle's face...visibly shaken as a pig hoof rests on her shoulder. Just imagine the odor being omitted by the gunt in this picture, no human being deserves to be subjected to that with the possible exception of Fuentes.

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isn't Fuentes a manlet? Ralph is shorter than Fuentes
 
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MeltyTW said:
What's funny is they stole that spiel from sargon who they mocked heavily for making a dumb point
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Of course they fucking did.
Least Concern said:
Hey, does Ralph's brother live at the crack shack too, or did he get a job and move out on his own despite having a lifelong crippling disease that he did not bring upon himself?
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Not that I'm aware of? Ralph very rarely talks about his brother & other users have alluded to him being maybe a step above a vegetable. I would imagine he's in some sort of residential care at best or rotting in a group home at worst. Which makes me sad, but I guess it's better than being in the crack shack.
Besides, Ralph can't even drive his mom to dialysis so she doesn't fucking die, I doubt he can provide appropriate care for someone with cerebral palsy.

I was having a thunk about Ralph being born premature because one of the first things they told parents back in Ralph's day (& mine) was the likelihood of their child having cerebral palsy was high. I bet dollars to donuts Bro Ralph was born at least 3 months premature himself.

Point being that shit's not looking good for the guntspawn. If Faith doesn't miscarry, she's going to have a preemie, which comes with a whole host of issues, some of which don't manifest until later in life. I hope Ralph is prepared for this possibility, but let's be honest, he isn't.
Dell Conagher said:
I wonder, do you think ralph will live stream the birth (if it makes it) just to own the kiwis?
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It wouldn't surprise me.
RalphsFailingKidneys said:
What does this mean? Aside from that Banned Video site does InfoWars even 'air' anywhere? Is he just gonna be able to put copies of his streams there like a thousand other grifters no one watches? Or am I missing something here?
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Sorry, he was alluding to them either citing or publishing Ralph's blog posts on Infowars.com (or whatever).
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Point being that shit's not looking good for the guntspawn. If Faith doesn't miscarry, she's going to have a preemie, which comes with a whole host of issues, some of which don't manifest until later in life. I hope Ralph is prepared for this possibility, but let's be honest, he isn't.
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Ralph's response to the possibilities of Faith either taking the kid away or running off and aborting it or CPS being called (the last one just an inevitability if its carried to term and doesnt die later tbh) was just "yeah whatever, i mean what if, ill deall with it as it comes". Ralph and his freak side show "family" are fucked.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
We all want the guntling to be happy, healthy and get away from the crack shack and it's awful parents quickly. But there's this small part of me that wants to send him some sonic comic books for his 3rd birthday.

You know, just to inspire him.
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Jesus Christ imagine all the deranged baby shower gifts the guntguard proper are going to be mailing to the house: "Ralphie Heard a Jew", little 1488 booties, all kinds of strange shit that'll come from an odd place of love and well wishing.
 
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Lore Master said:
What are the odds that when Faith spawns the guntling, that Ralph parades his kid all over his stream. Unless it is a flipper baby, retarded or fucked up in some way? Hell maybe he might even do it if it is retarded then act surprised when people make fun of it.
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It would be very kino if he had one of those baby slings on his chest so they can take turns practicing attachment parenting, you know, to honor Ralph's chimp heritage. I don't think they could find a sling that would fit around his chest and a baby... maybe the lemon emperor can recommend a good ali baba store that can custom make one?
 
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Lore Master said:
What are the odds that when Faith spawns the guntling, that Ralph parades his kid all over his stream. Unless it is a flipper baby, retarded or fucked up in some way? Hell maybe he might even do it if it is retarded then act surprised when people make fun of it.
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theres a good chance ralph will stream the birth itself. and we will get a harlequin birth on stream like a scene out of a horror movie.
 
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