🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sriracha]

theres a good chance ralph will stream the birth itself. and we will get a harlequin birth on stream like a scene out of a horror movie.

To be honest, I don't think he's going to be in the room, especially if her labor takes ages. He's just going to sit on his phone tweeting and complain about being tired.

 

[MeltyTW]

To be honest, I don't think he's going to be in the room, especially if her labor takes ages. He's just going to sit on his phone tweeting and complain about being tired.

he said hed try and make every dime possible off the baby including selling its hair to digipedo and diddler dax.

side note i dont know why the eceleb clout chasers desperately trying to feed off the carcass of the gunt are just agreeing to boost his donations. i mean i think dingo gave him a 4th of his last streams take. this is just desperation

edit, lol kind of like trying to dip water out of a sinking boat now that i think about it

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

What are the odds that when Faith spawns the guntling, that Ralph parades his kid all over his stream. Unless it is a flipper baby, retarded or fucked up in some way? Hell maybe he might even do it if it is retarded then act surprised when people make fun of it.

If he does not do something like that it will only be because the baby came out black or Fester Adams.

 

[JewBacca]

Name your child after the corn, to thumb your nose to those ayelogs.

Cornelius for a boy
Maizie for a girl

 

[Eris!]

All I can wish for is that the little guntling can hang in there and learn to fly on its own. Ive know people who shaped up when children are born, but I just do not see it for Ralph.

At this point he is ego-committed to not shaping up. He's convinced that the way to own the alawgs is to keep being a piece of shit.. His goal is to make everyone wrong about alcoholism, and show them he can be as alcoholic as he wants to. His plan is to just never suffer any consequences and say "See, I told you!"
Spoiler: He suffers many consequences.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Name your child after the corn, to thumb your nose to those ayelogs.

Cornelius for a boy
Maizie for a girl

I'm not going to lie, I'm a little Jealous of the first motherfucker that shows up with the username Cornelius.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Leaked look of Ralph's child

 

[MeltyTW]

At this point he is ego-committed to not shaping up. He's convinced that the way to own the alawgs is to keep being a piece of shit.. His goal is to make everyone wrong about alcoholism, and show them he can be as alcoholic as he wants to. His plan is to just never suffer any consequences and say "See, I told you!"
Spoiler: He suffers many consequences.

i wonder if at this point @Sam Losco was right and he knows that losing alawgs means losing the few non npc cultists who willingly watch and sometimes interact with him and pay attention. i mean i alone have paid more attention than any gunt guard who seem to just use ralphs stream as a social gathering like wine moms who dont really care about sports or the first non stone working freemasons. its the only reason i can think of besides actual schizoid paranoia.

i mean watching him when he doesnt have the kiwifarms to read he looks aimless and tired.

 

[Pomniman]

i wonder if at this point @Sam Losco was right and he knows that losing alawgs means losing the few non npc cultists who willingly watch and sometimes interact with him and pay attention. i mean i alone have paid more attention than any gunt guard who seem to just use ralphs stream as a social gathering like wine moms who dont really care about sports or the first non stone working freemasons. its the only reason i can think of besides actual schizoid paranoia.

i mean watching him when he doesnt have the kiwifarms to read he looks aimless and tired.

I feel like at least half of his core audience is just there out of habit rather than any sort of fanaticism at this point. I don't watch the show live anymore mostly because I got sick of dlive lagging half the time and the general technical difficulties/incompetence of the show but I'll still turn it on as background noise at 2x speed the next day while I'm doing something else or in transit from point a to point b if they had some sort of vaguely interesting-sounding guest on and I have nothing better to do.

 

[electroanalogicACDC]

Leaked look of Ralph's child

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Fake news, I don't see the Mark of the Gunt on his body.

Boogie got a suit to fit his fat ass for his wedding so Ethan has no excuse. This is America, you can buy a suit for a fat guy.
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America truly is the land of the free.

 

[MeltyTW]

I feel like at least half of his core audience is just there out of habit rather than any sort of fanaticism at this point. I don't watch the show live anymore mostly because I got sick of dlive lagging half the time and the general technical difficulties/incompetence of the show but I'll still turn it on as background noise at 2x speed the next day while I'm doing something else or in transit from point a to point b if they had some sort of vaguely interesting-sounding guest on and I have nothing better to do.

yeah, his audience barring holding a hand full of core friends and mod paypiggies hostage or coordinating lemon parties in the discord is only donating enough organically to equal a job earning minimum wage in a state with the lowest minimum wage, sometimes less.

 

[Quorthon]

The war is over?

 

[Pomniman]

yeah, his audience barring holding a hand full of core friends and mod paypiggies hostage or coordinating lemon parties in the discord is only donating enough organically to equal a job earning minimum wage in a state with the lowest minimum wage, sometimes less.

The paypig pool is definitely a really tiny minority of everyone still watching. It's almost always the same 3-5 names over and over.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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The war is over?

Am I having a stroke? A nonaggression treaty, the Gunt Accords, on this day of our lord 3 October 2020?

I feel like that weird Japanese guy hiding out in the Philippines for 40 years after WW2, not knowing the war is over.

 

[Ol' Slag]

That is plausible if Ralph wishes for his show to retain some form of relevance.

But seeing how he burnt bridges with Null who runs the effing Farms, Destiny who has a huge following and Metokur, I think it might be a matter of time before he does the same to Rex.

I don't see it yet. Rex is his meal ticket back to somewhat mainstream broadcasting.

If Jones actually takes him under the network umbrella and promotes him, it could be a second revival for him.

And that audience is already used to a drunk, drug addled weirdo so they would have little to zero problems with Ralph.

 

[electroanalogicACDC]

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The war is over?

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Am I having a stroke? A nonaggressive treaty, the Gunt Accords, on this day of our lord 3 October 2020?

I feel like that weird Japanese guy hiding out in the Philippines for 40 years after WW2, not knowing the war is over.

This has to be a bit, if it's not, fuck them, there are lots of corn in the fields, waiting to be harvested.

 

[Edilg]

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Am I having a stroke? A nonaggressive treaty, the Gunt Accords, on this day of our lord 3 October 2020?

I feel like that weird Japanese guy hiding out in the Philippines for 40 years after WW2, not knowing the war is over.

World War Gunt is over. Now Ethan can relax and start making mistak- I mean classic Killstreams again. Maybe even have PPP & Godwinson on for a laugh!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

All's quiet on the guntstern front
A Gunt too far

 

[Berb]

It'll be good for PPP and Godwinson to focus their efforts on Fuentes. Like Ralph, he's a loser living off of the charity of others who can't take criticism. Ralph's almost low hanging fruit at this point - so far in the gutter that it's sad.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't see it yet. Rex is his meal ticket back to somewhat mainstream broadcasting.

If Jones actually takes him under the network umbrella and promotes him, it could be a second revival for him.

And that audience is already used to a drunk, drug addled weirdo so they would have little to zero problems with Ralph.

I could see Ralph trying to become an infowars host but I'd think even Alex Jones can do marginally better than him. If Alex does throw him a bone (financially speaking) it'll probably be a bit of cash to do ad reads for shitty infowars products like super male vitality on the killstream rather than letting him onto the network itself, but who knows.