Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

The Gibbering Insane Hatred is his public persona, that is all he has for fame and likes now.

Or maybe Jiggling Insane Hatred.

Because Bob is fat.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Or maybe Jiggling Insane Hatred.

Because Bob is fat.

Jiggling is meant to be used for nice things..like sexy women boobs..and Jello (though really I don't like Jello)

not man fat.

 

[Mola Ram]

Or maybe Jiggling Insane Hatred.

Because Bob is fat.

Bob is the Insane Clown Posse, at least by weight.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Source of the pic from earlier

https://twitter.com/jlongb0ne/status/1312633509413089280?s=21

 

[King Dead]

It would have been fine if we'd seen all the insane, gibbering hatred migrate over to the private account. At least that would show that he has some dim understanding that he's cutting his own throat for any hopes of recognition from respectable outlets, even those who agree with him because the stuff he says is so reprehensible. But that didn't happen, I assume because he wasn't getting the engagement he wanted on the new account.

Like a lot of whining children, Bob is desperate for attention, good or bad.

I like how his pinned tweet is still "I'm doing the grownup business/personal Twitter separation," like he isn't saying the exact same stupid shit on both accounts. Actually, the few screencaps from his "personal" account are even more vitriolic, so maybe he actually thinks he's doing it correctly. He's angry on his professional account, fucking livid on personal.

Also, here's a fun fact: Bob first joined Twitter on March 11, 2011. That was 3,495 days ago. As of this writing, he's posted 237,407 tweets. That's an average of 68 tweets every day for almost a fucking decade. Put another way, if we give him eight hours a day for sleep, then he tweets an average of every 15 minutes, every waking hour of every single day. To say he's addicted is a major understatement.

Imagine Bob standing up

I can't, I'm sorry.

 

[Mola Ram]

Also, here's a fun fact: Bob first joined Twitter on March 11, 2011. That was 3,495 days ago. As of this writing, he's posted 237,407 tweets. That's an average of 68 tweets every day for almost a fucking decade.

I'm sure there are periods of greater activity where he's in some furious discussion with someone. But what I wonder about is deleted tweets. Has he ever had a deleting spree, and does Twitter keep the number of total tweets?

I actually don't think he ever has had such a spree, because he usually preens about it when he's actually bothered enough to delete something. Either way, Twitter is definitely Bob's biggest vice. That and the sauce.

 

[Neko GF]

Here we see Robert demonstrating his complete lack of self-awareness:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1312881792962244608 (Archive)

Poor Robert! He's too stupid to realise that most people who saw his "DRUMPF STOLE A YEAR FROM ME" rant laughed at it.

 

[BScCollateral]

The fact that he thinks he needs two accounts is reason enough to believe he has a problem.

I don't use social media in my work, but I can respect a desire to compartmentalize "personal" and "public." I would not care to inform my colleagues and co-workers that I called Woodsy Owl a faggot, since that has no bearing on my work and could only make me look unprofessional.

However, Bob did it wrong, likely because he is fat and stupid.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Why has Bob been going on about 'Christofascists' so much lately? Is it still 2007 and Bush is President, and creation vs. evolution is the hottest debate on the internet?

Twitter leftists still live in the mid 2000s and think people still pay attention to creationism.

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So, what did Robert actually grasped on the Last Supper movie?

Quick recap, Last Super is a movie about 5 super liberal grad students, that one night had a bad dinner with a conservative veteran and they ended up having to kill him in self-defense. They rationalize the murder as doing the world a favor. The group starts inviting people whose political stances diverge from their own, and kill them with poisoned wine. Things escalate and one of them even kills a Sheriff.

Climax of the movie comes when the group invites a Conservative shock jock, and when they try to debate him over diner about his "cruel" politics, the Conservative shows himself to be way above the childish argumentations of the group, and they find themselves frustated over the fact they can't get the moral high ground to "justify" his murder. Meanwhile, the conservative finds out what the group wants to kill him, and in turn poison them with their own wine. In the end he stands alone over the corpse of the liberals, thinking about being president.

The movie is kinda shite regardless what your politics are, and it is a dark comedy without any heavy punch, that is why people forgot about the movie.

But regardless, the message is clear, it is making fun of how twisted self-rigthous politcs that can be . Of course you can read a lot more on it, with enough autism you can make the case that Barney the Dinosaur is the modern day Aristotle, but i think for our friend Robert here there is only one take:

Kill those who disagree with you before they kill you, it doesn't matter who wanted to kill who at first.

And that is always what Robert inclines to, the impotent rage and the fantasy of hurting others.

Did he imply the internet started in 1997?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Here are some I found on EFAP Discord

 

[Ghostface Killer]

Here we see Robert demonstrating his complete lack of self-awareness:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1312881792962244608

Poor Robert! He's too stupid to realise that most people who saw his "DRUMPF STOLE A YEAR FROM ME" rant laughed at it.

I still cannot understand how people like blob blame trump for a virus. He cannot control who it infects or how it works or who it kills. Its literally impossible for trump to physically prevent that. He blamed the correct people, China, and shut down the border to the USA before EU did and canada. People like blob gave trump shit for it too lol.

Like how is trump directly responsible for someone dying of covid? Hes not the scientist in china who weaponized it and released it in some “Bat Soup” fatass

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I still cannot understand how people like blob blame trump for a virus. He cannot control who it infects or how it works or who it kills.

Ironically Bob is displaying a very "America First!" mentality due to being so sheltered from the rest of the world.
Or at least, he believes America is the only country that "counts" and the rest of the worlds' problems can just be ignored or forgotten.
He's simply refusing to take into account that the virus infected the entire planet Earth, not just Bahhhsten.
He never even considers the fact that in order for Trump to prevent every death he'd need a Wakanda style energy dome, no immigration, no international travel, etc etc.
On the other hand, Bob's a stupid motherfucker, but he's not THAT dumb, and he just enjoys blaming Trump 100% because of his usual fetish for hyperbole against political opponents.
He's no more serious than he was serious about the bullshit allegations against Kavanaugh, he knew the story was unverifiable at best, impossible at worst, and he just flung around the allegations anyways because the goal was just to tarnish somebody's reputation for the singular crime of not being a Democrat.

 

[Positron]

Imagine Bob standing up for his rights in a place like China or the Middle East. They'd laugh at his big fat belly and publicly shame him for his pedestrian tastes and slothful behaviors.

It is ironic that SJWs never recognize how much of the ethos -- inclusion, equality, respect -- came from Christian morality. The reason SJWism cannot take root in China and Japan is that these traditional culture favors distinction over inclusion, hierarchy over equality, and believe respect is something to be earned and actively maintained, rather than automatically bestowed to you just because you are human.

Poor Robert! He's too stupid to realise that most people who saw his "DRUMPF STOLE A YEAR FROM ME" rant laughed at it.

He is far, far too old to pull a Greta Thunberg; even Thunberg herself is now too old for that.

Chris retweeted Bobby's "you oughtn't have fun because you are killing us" post.

White Jesus is literally killing BIPOCS!!

Funny the only way to make these Fedora liberals to care about some long-dead Jew is to make Him white.

+ + + +

Bro Francis is right, but what he says needs an addendum. It is not only free-market capitalism or neo-liberalism powerless against an global existential crisis, all flavors of communism, totalitarianism, or tribal rule are equally powerless. Political ideology, which people like Bobby holds so dear, is a human creation, powerless in the ultimate scheme of things.

But let's ignore the wisdom of it all and talk about pedophilia instead!

Trump. It is okay -- nah, it is essential -- for doctors to submit to every insane whims and desires of a patient as long as he is a tranny, but when it comes to Trump, liberals forget all they heard about "patient empowerment" and "agency":



Dexamethasone has many uses. In covid cases it is to prevent the late sequelae of pulmonary fibrosis.




Unless there is gross breech of medical ethics (see tranny), what treatment a patient receives is the business between he and the doctor only.

Speaking of trannies, crossover with the Donkey Kong Guy:


The appearance of the doctor cannot escape the sharp eyes of Roberto Il Fashionisto:


+ + + +
Amy Barrett



Who cares what the SPLC thinks? LOL fag suck a dick.

Abortion. An honest liberal (humor me please) will have to admit that Amy Barrett, simply for the virtue of being a woman, has more say to the abortion issue than 1000 Bobs:


Mansplaining women about the sexual trafficking of little girls.

Good for Pelosi's daughter for making a stand. If her mom could take a break from her ice-cream binges and blowdry rendezvous to denounce Netflix, Bobby will explode.





Laws can change as long as the change is in my favor.

+ + + +

The Boys. Bobby's fan think people who enjoy the memes in the show will turn out to be radicalized spree shooters:

Pretty sure why Bobby is excluded from the Kool Kids Leftie Klub is because he is too fairly modest.


Ms Marvel:



Here he downright admits that he really thinks real life is exactly like MCU:


And he hasn't matured since age 5:


Bobby's Angels. Proud PhD can't find a job.

I'd wager Lukey's twitter posts are very reflective of his general level of intelligence -- even these are not about tech.

Bobby stans for another troon, this time Edward "Emily" Gorcenski

 

[Ghostface Killer]

It is ironic that SJWs never recognize how much of the ethos -- inclusion, equality, respect -- came from Christian morality. The reason JWism cannot take root in China and Japan is that these traditional culture favors distinction over inclusion, hierarchy over equality, and believe respect is something to be earned and actively maintained, rather than automatically bestowed to you just because you are human.


He is far, far too old to pull a Greta Thunberg; even Thunberg herself is now too old for that.

Chris retweeted Bobby's "you oughtn't have fun because you are killing us" post.

White Jesus is literally killing BIPOCS!!
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Funny the only way to make these Fedora liberals to care about some long-dead Jew is to make Him white.

+ + + +
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Bro Francis is right, but what he says needs an addendum. It is not only free-market capitalism or neo-liberalism powerless against an global existential crisis, all flavors of communism, totalitarianism, or tribal rule are equally powerless. Political ideology, which people like Bobby holds so dear, is a human creation, powerless in the ultimate scheme of things.

But let's ignore the wisdom of it all and talk about pedophilia instead!

Trump. It is okay -- nah, it is essential -- for doctors to submit to every insane whims and desires of a patient as long as he is a tranny, but when it comes to Trump, liberals forget all they heard about "patient empowerment" and "agency":
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Dexamethasone has many uses. In covid cases it is to prevent the late sequelae of pulmonary fibrosis.

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Unless there is gross breech of medical ethics (see tranny), what treatment a patient receives is the business between he and the doctor only.

Speaking of trannies, crossover with the Donkey Kong Guy:
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The appearance of the doctor cannot escape the sharp eyes of Roberto Il Fashionisto:
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+ + + +
Amy Barrett
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Who cares what the SPLC thinks? LOL fag suck a dick.

Abortion. An honest liberal (humor me please) will have to admit that Amy Barrett, simply for the virtue of being a woman, has more say to the Abortion issue than 1000 Bobs:
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A black woman isn't a credible source on sex trafficking of black girls.
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Good for Pelosi's daughter for making a stand. If her mom could take a break from her ice-cream binges and blowdry to denounce Netflix, Bobby will explode.

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Laws can change as long as the change is in my favor.

+ + + +

The Boys. Bobby's fan think people who enjoy the memes in the show will turn out to be radicalized spree shooters:
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Pretty sure why Bobby is excluded from the Kool Kids Leftie Klub is because he is too fairly modest.
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Ms Marvel:
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Here he downright admits that he really thinks real life is exactly like MCU:
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And he hasn't matured since age 5:
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Bobby's Angels. Proud PhD can't find a job.
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I'd wager Lukey's twitter posts are very reflective of his general level of intelligence -- even these are not about tech.

Bobby stans for another troon, this time Edward "Emily" Gorcenski
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Dude how does this guy do it all day? So far just today, youve all quote mined this bingbingwahoo! Twitter like 100 times today in this thread. I cannot imagine what its like in bomberman chipmans house when the cable guy cuts off the internet for 24 hours for some outage issue. That guy probably drives to mcdonalds to boot up the laptop and continue his karen crusade of bitching to nobody

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[lolwatagain]

Here we see Robert demonstrating his complete lack of self-awareness:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1312881792962244608

Poor Robert! He's too stupid to realise that most people who saw his "DRUMPF STOLE A YEAR FROM ME" rant laughed at it.

Bob has already wasted over two decades of his life. What made him think this year would be any different?

 

[Flexo]

You idiot. Part of the appeal of the military is that they pay for your pilot's license! While giving you a job! And the equipment to train on. It's why so many pilots are ex-military in the first place. (No joke, good friend's dad was a marine who flew commercially after the military - and another friend who looked into which branch he could go into to learn how to fly and he had a cousin who is still flying for a branch right now.)

Also the military? Will pay for college too!

This is the equivalent of someone saying "Yeah you could go play professional football, but you'd have to get a college degree first..."

 

[Karl der Grosse]

This one's especially funny to me, because way back in May of last year (a thousand pages ago!), Bob came out with this gem:

I like this one in particular because he compares his reviews to "a language-conversion chart for the price of farmed produce". How do you get beaten up by your own strawman?

My reply:

He's not even right about the Rosetta Stone.

"The text begins by cataloging some of the king’s noble deeds and accomplishments, such as the giving of gifts to the temple, the granting of a variety of tax reductions, and the restoration of peace to Egypt after a rebellion that had begun during the reign of his predecessor, Ptolemy IV Philopator. In return for these services to Egypt, the council of priests pledges a series of actions to bolster Ptolemy V Epiphanes’ royal cult, such as the construction of new statues, better decorations for his shrines, and festivals for his birthday and day of accession to the throne. Finally, the decree states that it should be inscribed in stone in hieroglyphics, the demotic script, and Greek and placed in temples throughout Egypt."

It was a bright, shining example of Bob smugposting authoritatively about something he knows nothing about and faceplanting. It's even more hilarious when you realize Bob is doing this smugposting on an electronic device capable of instantly looking up information, for free!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It is ironic that SJWs never recognize how much of the ethos -- inclusion, equality, respect -- came from Christian morality. The reason SJWism cannot take root in China and Japan is that these traditional culture favors distinction over inclusion, hierarchy over equality, and believe respect is something to be earned and actively maintained, rather than automatically bestowed to you just because you are human.


He is far, far too old to pull a Greta Thunberg; even Thunberg herself is now too old for that.

Chris retweeted Bobby's "you oughtn't have fun because you are killing us" post.

White Jesus is literally killing BIPOCS!!
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Funny the only way to make these Fedora liberals to care about some long-dead Jew is to make Him white.

Jesus tends to be depicted based upon the demographics of who is worshiping him. It's not uncommon to see Jesus depicted as Asian in Christian places of worship over in predominantly Asian countries. Or as middle eastern in that part of the world.

He's depicted as white predominantly in America because America has a majority white population that is descended from European settlers. Try harder Chris.

 

[Flexo]

This really needs to be engraved on the OP.

Per Bob, only an idiot finds his words shocking.

(And I will note that him and every other TDS sufferer has lost the right over the last few years of EVER complaining about someone not getting their sarcasm.)

Jesus tends to be depicted based upon the demographics of who is worshiping him. It's not uncommon to see Jesus depicted as Asian in Christian places of worship over in predominantly Asian countries. Or as middle eastern in that part of the world.

He's depicted as white predominantly in America because America has a majority white population that is descended from European settlers. Try harder Chris.

It's also funny because in the picture Chris posted - HE'S NOT BLONDE! He very clearly has brunette hair. Just do a search:

All brunettes!

Spoiler

Heck a direct search for blonde Jesus still has most of the results be brunette.