Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Ghostface Killer said:
Bob wont respond. This guy’s thread is as big as Ralphs and Ive now read about 400 pages and not one mention of the Farms or trolls. He quite literally bitches into the ether and ignores any signals sent back. Its a talent in itself
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I mean he did respond and got mad


Ralph Barnhardt said:
Finally, fuck off Bob "Cancel culture isn't a thing" Chipman
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ravensboy said:
watching diabeeto rant for two days straight after trump recovers from the coof is going to be hilarious

watching diabeeto scream and bitch for two weeks straight after trump gets re-elected might kill me because I'd be laughing so hard i'd forget to breathe
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Bob doesn't actually rant, he just tweets and retweets for 17 hours straight.

An actual Bob video rant, where the audio doesn't cut every three seconds and isn't sped up to 1.3x speed would be something special.
 
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Bob is a specimen that deserves to be archived forever. I know this is obvious from the size of his thread and has been said a million times before, but he really is something else. His ideals, personality and thoughts scream "manifesto-wielding spree killer," but he's so fucking lazy that he'll never do anything but sit in his basement and tweet. He'd be the protagonist of Hatred if he had any balls, but instead he cries about how Trump stole away his ability to consume Marvel movies over the summer. I can't think of another person who is simultaneously so disturbed and so passive. His Magneto rant sounded exactly like something that would be found in the journal of a school shooter, but somehow he's entirely content with screaming and acting like a tough dude on social media. Have there ever been any incidents of him being aggressive in real life (verbally, I mean-- I am 99% sure he could never work up the nerve to assault someone) or is he just that much of a pussy?
 
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Jersey Devil said:
Bob is a specimen that deserves to be archived forever. I know this is obvious from the size of his thread and has been said a million times before, but he really is something else. His ideals, personality and thoughts scream "manifesto-wielding spree killer," but he's so fucking lazy that he'll never do anything but sit in his basement and tweet. He'd be the protagonist of Hatred if he had any balls, but instead he cries about how Trump stole away his ability to consume Marvel movies over the summer. I can't think of another person who is simultaneously so disturbed and so passive. His Magneto rant sounded exactly like something that would be found in the journal of a school shooter, but somehow he's entirely content with screaming and acting like a tough dude on social media. Have there ever been any incidents of him being aggressive in real life (verbally, I mean-- I am 99% sure he could never work up the nerve to assault someone) or is he just that much of a pussy?
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Bob is the school shooter that never happened because he was too much of a pussy to do it. He's a firm believer in that old 90s adage about how bullies will all fail and die and hold people back, and "you'll be there boss soon enough!!!" which his parents probably firmly told him. His entire worldview centers around people from his high school days living rent free in his head for 30+ years. If bob learned to let go of the past at any point in his life he'd probably be in a better situation but being a professional victim pays the bills better.
 
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Positron said:
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Bro Francis is right, but what he says needs an addendum. It is not only free-market capitalism or neo-liberalism powerless against an global existential crisis, all flavors of communism, totalitarianism, or tribal rule are equally powerless. Political ideology, which people like Bobby holds so dear, is a human creation, powerless in the ultimate scheme of things.

But let's ignore the wisdom of it all and talk about pedophilia instead!
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That's already been in the Cathecism of the church for decades now, Pope Francis is just citing one part of it.
Cathecism of the Catholic Church: Paragraph 2425 said:
2425 The Church has rejected the totalitarian and atheistic ideologies associated in modem times with "communism" or "socialism." She has likewise refused to accept, in the practice of "capitalism," individualism and the absolute primacy of the law of the marketplace over human labor. Regulating the economy solely by centralized planning perverts the basis of social bonds; regulating it solely by the law of the marketplace fails social justice, for "there are many human needs which cannot be satisfied by the market." Reasonable regulation of the marketplace and economic initiatives, in keeping with a just hierarchy of values and a view to the common good, is to be commended.
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Jersey Devil said:
Bob is a specimen that deserves to be archived forever. I know this is obvious from the size of his thread and has been said a million times before, but he really is something else. His ideals, personality and thoughts scream "manifesto-wielding spree killer," but he's so fucking lazy that he'll never do anything but sit in his basement and tweet. He'd be the protagonist of Hatred if he had any balls, but instead he cries about how Trump stole away his ability to consume Marvel movies over the summer. I can't think of another person who is simultaneously so disturbed and so passive. His Magneto rant sounded exactly like something that would be found in the journal of a school shooter, but somehow he's entirely content with screaming and acting like a tough dude on social media. Have there ever been any incidents of him being aggressive in real life (verbally, I mean-- I am 99% sure he could never work up the nerve to assault someone) or is he just that much of a pussy?
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He has always talked a big game, from his "I can bench press 300 pounds so don't milkshake me bruh" to a now lost tweet talking about how cathartic it is to kick out a bar stool from underneath someone and hear their head crack against the bar. I don't believe that he's ever been confronted directly in public, most likely because he looks a tubby version of Lenny from Of Mice and Men, though there was a point last year, I believe it was, at some gay right's protest thingy where he stated some punk cop accosted a small, gay woman but not him because said punk cop was scurred. He of course failed to mention if he was screaming at said punk cop like a retarded banshee like the oppressed small, gay woman was. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he was just stood there with his thumb up his ass wearing that stupid, kinda rainbow shirt.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
TELLING PEOPLE TO BLOCK YOU IS NOT TARGETED HARASSMENT YOU FAT FAGGOT OR IS IT TARGETED HARASSMENT BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE A PEDO WHO JERKS OFF TO FAMILY PHOTOS?
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Finally, fuck off Bob "Cancel culture isn't a thing" Chipman
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God what a flagging little bitch. Why do these ecelebs always fucking try to memoryhole shit they do constantly? How about dont support pedophilia Bob? Not that hard Or just shut the fuck up for once and realize that maybe not posting a hot take on a controversial topic is the best option.
 
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His story was that she was yelling at the cop, but he was standing nearby, his steely eyes flashing Do Not Fuck With Me signals at the cops so they wouldn't charge in and start breaking commie skulls. The reality is that the cops are trained in crowd control and could see that a screaming dangerhair and a fat shlubby guy in a comic-book t-shirt and a poorly fitting suit jacket pose no threat to themselves or anyone else. They don't give a shit about the harmless ones, they're looking for the violent few. Bob wasn't even yelling at the cops himself, even in his story he couldn't make himself the hero of the tale. Passivity at its finest.
 
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Knyttet said:
Holy shit, is that actually Rufus Hound in Bob's mentions? Why the fuck does Rufus Hound know who Bob is?

Is this the first time an actual celebrity has acknowledged Bob's existence?
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Late: Idk who that guy is, but I think Patton Oswalt has interacted positively with Bob before. If I had to guess people who were at least a little privy to the initial geek content wave that flooded youtube probably remember him a bit more fondly than what he has become.
 
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Bob explains why he's shit after throwing a tizzy about the latest capeshit
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I don't know why picked this one over the others that were laughing at him other than he brought up the queens
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Clearly it's his "4 years behind equipment" that prevents him from properly green screening, editing, or getting his sound design better than a 2011 youtube video made with Windows Movie Maker. If only he had some way to pay for more...
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YOU STILL MAKE $3K A MONTH IN NEET BUCKS TO DO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR A DECADE! HOW BIG OF A CUT DOES PATREON TAKE THAT YOU CANNOT LIVE OFF OF THAT?!?

What's even funnier is that even with all of his supposed money woes and supposed going back into debt the Lord of Lynn still cannot figure out how to move that damn Crock-pot.
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I'd like to point out that when he first posted it, the shipping was unspecified but it was $30. Then he knocked down the price to what it is now, $28.99, but made the shipping price be $42.45. Now that times are tough he cranked up shipping to $65.89.

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lol I missed this
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And to wrap it up, Bob is too busy to listen to criticism because he's in a good mood...despite saying that the high from Trump getting the coof was already gone yesterday.
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I left this thread because I was getting A-Log mad at Bob and his sperging was at 10 pages per day in this godforsaken thread, and even then I only stuck to short tweets because why would I bother reading 10 tweet threads if they aren't any less asinine.
Good to know the fatass hasn't improved at all.
Positron said:
Here he downright admits that he really thinks real life is exactly like MCU:
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And he hasn't matured since age 5:
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Does he know there's more and relatively more adult media to consume than the 80's cartoons he watched at 5, right?
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And did the Cuties sperging counted as the Child Psychology or Movies in the poll
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Bob is somehow so deeply in debt he can't afford basic business expenses despite living with his parents for over a decade as an adult, then living in a flooding suburban basement that probably has rock bottom rent.

How many Mario Graphic Tees and Arcade Redemption games did he consoom?
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Maybe he has finally grown so impossibly fat that there's no longer any Mario T-shirts large enough to fit him and he has to pay hundreds of dollars for specialized tailors to stitch multiples together for him to wear.
 
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Fictional Character said:
Maybe he has finally grown so impossibly fat that there's no longer any Mario T-shirts large enough to fit him and he has to pay hundreds of dollars for specialized tailors to stitch multiples together for him to wear.
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I stick to my theory that he's spending tons of money on booze, which he literally pisses away and which would explain why he continues to look so bloated.
 
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How does Bob manage to have the worst takes always?
I think I know Bob isn't a pedophile, he defended Cuties because all the lib critics were because it made conservatives uncomfortable.
I did as well since I'm an art absolutist and lover of exploitation films that make people uncomfortable but threw it under the bus upon realizing it was dog crap and even then is because I can be a hard headed sperg myself. Most smart people would have thrown it out like a red headed stepson just by the trailer because of basic social survival even if it was a work of art.
Yet he is, like a good lemming running to a cliff along all the other critics and is not like he's the smartest or most important of the bunch. Is no surprise people call him a pedophile, honestly he deserves it out of sheer stupidity.
 
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