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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Dude how does this guy do it all day? So far just today, youve all quote mined this bingbingwahoo! Twitter like 100 times today in this thread. I cannot imagine what its like in bomberman chipmans house when the cable guy cuts off the internet for 24 hours for some outage issue. That guy probably drives to mcdonalds to boot up the laptop and continue his karen crusade of bitching to nobody
I'm not a betting man. But if I was, my purely hypothetical smart money is on Bob tweeting from his phone, hunched over it like Smeagol over the One Ring. "My previous upvotesssss..."
You idiot. Part of the appeal of the military is that they pay for your pilot's license! While giving you a job! And the equipment to train on. It's why so many pilots are ex-military in the first place. (No joke, good friend's dad was a marine who flew commercially after the military - and another friend who looked into which branch he could go into to learn how to fly and he had a cousin who is still flying for a branch right now.)
Also the military? Will pay for college too!
This is the equivalent of someone saying "Yeah you could go play professional football, but you'd have to get a college degree first..."
The private sector is able to do that too. UPS, for example, will train you to drive trucks and pay for your CDL.
The ultimate point is what my father used to say: it's all about options in life. Leave as many doors open for yourself as possible to assure the best possible future for yourself. Take actions (e.g., military service, college education) that will leave you with more options for your future.
The alternative, of course, is to end up like Bob, sans a $3k pateon funded by neetbux.
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Bro Francis is right, but what he says needs an addendum. It is not only free-market capitalism or neo-liberalism powerless against an global existential crisis, all flavors of communism, totalitarianism, or tribal rule are equally powerless. Political ideology, which people like Bobby holds so dear, is a human creation, powerless in the ultimate scheme of things.
But let's ignore the wisdom of it all and talk about pedophilia instead!
Wonder what Bobby thinks about the myriad of sex scandals that have come out of the UN over the years, where the "peacekeepers" are basically little more than rape gangs in blue helmets. It's almost like it doesn't matter whether something is religious or secular, what matters is that institutions with large amounts of power are frequently prone to abusing that power. But to a fedora-tipper like Blobbo, all he cares about is when Christians look bad.
Trump. It is okay -- nah, it is essential -- for doctors to submit to every insane whims and desires of a patient as long as he is a tranny, but when it comes to Trump, liberals forget all they heard about "patient empowerment" and "agency": View attachment 1641122
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Dexamethasone has many uses. In covid cases it is to prevent the late sequelae of pulmonary fibrosis.
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Unless there is gross breech of medical ethics (see tranny), what treatment a patient receives is the business between he and the doctor only.
It's hilarious how many conspiracies have flown about Trump getting the Wu Flu in the past couple days. "He's faking it," "he's dying and they're not telling the truth," "he's getting all the good drugs we don't get," "it's a body double," and so on and so on. Bob, being the good little (big) lapdog he is, happily goes along with whatever the current narrative is, coupled with not-so-subtle wishes that Cheeto Hitler would kick the bucket.
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Good for Pelosi's daughter for making a stand. If her mom could take a break from her ice-cream binges and blowdry rendezvous to denounce Netflix, Bobby will explode.
I know that we really don't have much of anything in the way of additional evidence to support this, but the more that Bob defends Cuties, the more he sounds like an actual pedo instead of just a pedo defender like when he ran cover for admitted pedo Nicholas "Sarah Butts" Nyberg.
Hey Bob? The law you're talking about is called The First Amendment. If you paid attention in civics class, you'd know that really can't be changed that easily. Be glad that hate speech is protected speech, because if it weren't, you would have been shitcanned years ago.
The Boys. Bobby's fan think people who enjoy the memes in the show will turn out to be radicalized spree shooters: View attachment 1641096
Pretty sure why Bobby is excluded from the Kool Kids Leftie Klub is because he is too fairly modest. View attachment 1641098
Alright, for those that haven't been following The Boys this season, here's another brief summary:
So yeah, turns out Stormfront was actually a Nazi supe who's been working for Vought for decades and is biologically immortal since she doesn't age. Her overall goal is to perfect Compound V so that it can be injected into adults and create working supes every time, as opposed to the chaotic effects it currently has, then create an army of supes to flat-out murder the undesirables. Bobby's dream girl, basically.
Anyway, the latest episode began with a montage sequence of a stereotypical neckbeard consooming the (laughably bad) memes that Stormfront's media team put out, and he eventually becomes radicalized and shoots a Middle Eastern convenience store clerk in the face because he suspected he was a supe in disguise. Extremely heavy-handed, basically the same straight-up "alt-right radicals are gonna murder us all" fearmongering that's been pushed for years now, despite almost all the violence coming out of the left-wing over the same timeframe. When you consider the ongoing riots this year, this attempt at a message really falls flat to anyone who pays a modicum of attention to the current political landscape outside of the Twitter hugbox.
Bob, missing the point entirely, thinks that this neckbeard actually represents the audience who enjoys The Boys because it satirizes capeshit and doesn't shy away from mature themes, unlike the cookie-cutter sterilized MCU corporate product (that's even specifically satirized in the show proper through scenes showing the Seven on set of their latest film). No, Bob, I'm pretty sure the villains of the series are in fact the absolute psychopaths who willingly, even gleefully, murder countless innocents just because they can.
Aside from that, the season's been pretty great overall, and I'm looking forward to the finale. I don't like that they've tried to take a more political tone with the second season because that stuff generally feels like weaker and less interesting writing, but that might have come from the comic itself, I dunno. I much prefer the character drama and intrigue aspects of the show, it's definitely much better than whatever hackneyed political message they're trying to get across.
And without spoilers, no, the actual villains are basically Bob with superpowers. Let's all be glad that Bob is in fact an ineffectual manchild pushing 40.
Does Bobby seriously think that a bunch of Muslim girls around the world are gonna watch Ms. Marvel and be like "wow, I'm represented!" which will lead to some type of glorious feminist uprising that will destroy the Islamic patriarchy or something? I'm not about to say that representation is irrelevant or anything, but I also think it's far less important than just writing good characters regardless of their race, gender, sexuality, or any other random aspect of their being.
As long as you think you're one of the good people and everyone against you is evil, you can justify any action against your enemies. We already knew this was Bob's worldview, but it's nice of him to spell it out for everyone.
I thought changing someone's appearance to match the target audience was okay?
Is that only okay when it's a fictional character? Does representation not matter?
Besides, the human form is temporary and imperfect, per Christian theology. What Christ looked like is immaterial to the message of "I, son of God, died so that you can be absolved of your sins."
You idiot. Part of the appeal of the military is that they pay for your pilot's license! While giving you a job! And the equipment to train on. It's why so many pilots are ex-military in the first place. (No joke, good friend's dad was a marine who flew commercially after the military - and another friend who looked into which branch he could go into to learn how to fly and he had a cousin who is still flying for a branch right now.)
Also the military? Will pay for college too!
This is the equivalent of someone saying "Yeah you could go play professional football, but you'd have to get a college degree first..."
I mean, becoming a pilot is a demanding MOS that only the most physically and mentally capable are even qualified for. You've got to be a near perfect specimen for the US government to trust you with a $340m plane and advanced weapons systems. Being a pilot means being in great shape, having near perfect vision, passing a psych eval, and having some excellent math and science scores. And you also have to get into a service academy with a nomination from a Congressman or Vice President or (less likely to pass selection) go through ROTC in college.
Granted even you don't make pilot, being an officer in the military is a ridiculously good way to start a career that you don't get in the private sector. Like you said- they pay for your training and your degree, so you're making close to $40k a year right out the door without owing a dime. That's without considering all the other side benefits even the enlisted grunts get for taking the risk of coming home in a flag-draped coffin. A lot of those benefits don't dry up when you leave the service, either.
I thought changing someone's appearance to match the target audience was okay?
Is that only okay when it's a fictional character? Does representation not matter?
Besides, the human form is temporary and imperfect, per Christian theology. What Christ looked like is immaterial to the message of "I, son of God, died so that you can be absolved of your sins."
I mean, becoming a pilot is a demanding MOS that only the most physically and mentally capable are even qualified for. You've got to be a near perfect specimen for the US government to trust you with a $340m plane and advanced weapons systems. Being a pilot means being in great shape, having near perfect vision, passing a psych eval, and having some excellent math and science scores. And you also have to get into a service academy with a nomination from a Congressman or Vice President or (less likely to pass selection) go through ROTC in college.
Granted even you don't make pilot, being an officer in the military is a ridiculously good way to start a career that you don't get in the private sector. Like you said- they pay for your training and your degree, so you're making close to $40k a year right out the door without owing a dime. That's without considering all the other side benefits even the enlisted grunts get for taking the risk of coming home in a flag-draped coffin. A lot of those benefits don't dry up when you leave the service, either.
I mean, the Bible kinda went out of its way to NOT describe how Jesus looked in his earthly body. From any and all hints even present, we only get the idea that he was very, very ordinary looking, possibly even a little on the homely side, in his hyooman form.
We do get a quasi-apocalyptic description of Jesus in his super saiyan mode in Revelation (white hair, blazing eyes, feet shining like bronze), but other than that, nothing.
As if Trump isn't used to hearing things he doesn't like:
I'm surprised I missed this long sociopathic rant, but perhaps it is just too similar to the thousands of long sociopathic rants that went before:
"I have never seen evidence otherwise", indeed he himself is the very embodiment. Though I don't have the heart to deliver Bobby's verdict to the cinema owners who had to shut down his business.
End stupid, end Kiwi Farms.
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Common sense hasn't yet penetrated Bobby's granite skull, that if you instruct children, at least 650 of them, to perform emulated sex acts, you are sexually exploiting children no matter how noble you proclaimed intention is
Why should anyone who matters "move on"? Isn't that "film" supposed to open a dialogue on this one big, important, topical issue, the objectification and sexualization of young girls in Western culture?
The Ones Who Matters watch the film and "move on", it sound almost as though they don't think there is anything to discuss!
Does that mean I can demand Bob get fired due to his regular hatred of the south, which has the highest proportions of black people in the country? Or for his desire to destroy the Polish nation?
Because by his smoothbrained logic I should be able to.
Does that mean I can demand Bob get fired due to his regular hatred of the south, which has the highest proportions of black people in the country? Or for his desire to destroy the Polish nation?
Because by his smoothbrained logic I should be able to.
I'm surprised I missed this long sociopathic rant, but perhaps it is just too similar to the thousands of long sociopathic rants that went before:
"I have never seen evidence otherwise", indeed he himself is the very embodiment. Though I don't have the heart to deliver Bobby's verdict to the cinema owners who had to shut down his business.
I can't help but notice that almost all of this applies to Bob. It's almost like he's projecting hmmm.....
Strangely enough it didn't get much "traction" as far as Bob's "bullies" deserve to die be erased tirades go. I mean he didn't even retweet himself which is odd. Every single tweet of his was retweeted by some androgynous stick calling it'self Jeb Manning. As of now these are the only two comments, direct or quote tweeted, from his screed
I can't help but notice that almost all of this applies to Bob. It's almost like he's projecting hmmm.....
Strangely enough it didn't get much "traction" as far as Bob's "bullies" deserve to die be erased tirades go. I mean he didn't even retweet himself which is odd. Every single tweet of his was retweeted by some androgynous stick calling it'self Jeb Manning. As of now these are the only two comments, direct or quote tweeted, from his screed
Given that sooner, or later they are bound to make cuts. There's a clear chance that Diabeto will be the first one on the cutting floor. If not one of the first ones. He is the pure definition of "dead weight."
TELLING PEOPLE TO BLOCK YOU IS NOT TARGETED HARASSMENT YOU FAT FAGGOT OR IS IT TARGETED HARASSMENT BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE A PEDO WHO JERKS OFF TO FAMILY PHOTOS?
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I like how people like bob think that once Trump is out of office their entire lives will improve 100 fold. Sure for the first few months there will be a euphoria for them as the projected personification of all that is wrong with their lives is out of the picture, but after that faded they will quickly realize that all the anger they feel will be back as it comes from various failures and mental illnesses that fester inside them.
I like how people like bob think that once Trump is out of office their entire lives will improve 100 fold. Sure for the first few months there will be a euphoria for them as the projected personification of all that is wrong with their lives is out of the picture, but after that faded they will quickly realize that all the anger they feel will be back as it comes from various failures and mental illnesses that fester inside them.
Don't believe for a second it will be any kind of euphoria. Bob and weirdos like him have spent the past four and a half years seething in their petulant anger, convincing themselves they are the right and just ones. It will not be enough that Trump is out of office. "They" will need to be in power, THEN they will begin to collect that "*terrible* price" on those they perceived to have wronged them and that will only be the beginning. Again, this is only in the context of Bob and weirdos like him.
I like how people like bob think that once Trump is out of office their entire lives will improve 100 fold. Sure for the first few months there will be a euphoria for them as the projected personification of all that is wrong with their lives is out of the picture, but after that faded they will quickly realize that all the anger they feel will be back as it comes from various failures and mental illnesses that fester inside them.
Even 5, 10 or 15 years down the road, when their lives haven't improved, because they sat on their assess for the duration, they'll still be ranting that Trump, personally, cost them all their chances at improvement which ONLY came from 2016- 20xx.
He's Reagan to an 80's liberal, or Thatcher to an 80's Laborite: The time-traveling Litch King/Queen who destroyed your life, forwards and backwards, and everything that went or will go wrong in it is due to THEIR ruination of society and obliterating all your opportunity and "hard" work.
These people will be scaring their grandkids to sleep with stories about how "Da Trumpfling" is gonna crawl out of the swamp and get them if they don't go to bed on time, and they'll BELEIVE it more than the kids.
TELLING PEOPLE TO BLOCK YOU IS NOT TARGETED HARASSMENT YOU FAT FAGGOT OR IS IT TARGETED HARASSMENT BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE A PEDO WHO JERKS OFF TO FAMILY PHOTOS?
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Bob wont respond. This guy’s thread is as big as Ralphs and Ive now read about 400 pages and not one mention of the Farms or trolls. He quite literally bitches into the ether and ignores any signals sent back. Its a talent in itself