DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I find it amusing he has access to VR and could get at least basic exercise while streaming for his fans but instead he chooses to leave his PSVR collecting dust while he rots away doing literally nothing but holding up a controller and rocking. Note that he couldn't sell it and the court couldn't have it as part of the bankruptcy (it's business related dood, I used it like 4 years ago!).

Edit: Actually, after seeing DSP do VR I've changed my mind, He couldn't figure out how to work VR to save his life and the messiness of his office makes it likely he'd hurt himself (mind you that would make for a good stream). If you want to see a boomer trying VR watch this video, big ups @David Davidson
That was bad. Watching him attempt to build a PC is even worse.
Also, @David Davidson has great videos about DSP on Youtube, and is a legend.
 
Right now on pre-stream: he's back to "I need funds right now to go shopping tomorrow, because I get paid by Twitch only by the middle of the month". He literally just said this.

-EDIT- And he's also back to putting pressure on his viewers by holding games/playthroughs hostage behind a paywall, stating: "If I manage to raise enough money this week, I'll buy the Amnesia collection and start a playthrough".

Fun fact: he received over $6,600 in cash between September 1st and September 30th, and at least a similar amount from Twitch around the 15th of September.

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This is the endless loop you've been caught in, paypigs, because it will never end. Keep pouring money into the black hole, only to never ever see it again and only see the black hole get wider and wider.

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Right now on pre-stream: he's back to "I need funds right now to go shopping tomorrow, because I get paid by Twitch only by the middle of the month". He literally just said this.

Fun fact: he received over $6,600 in cash between September 1st and September 30th, and at least a similar amount from Twitch around the 15th of September.

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This is the endless loop you've been caught in, paypigs, because it will never end. Keep pouring money into the black hole, only to never ever see it again and only see the black hole getting wider.

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And be berated for asking for something you are paying for.
 
Props to the guy for his acting,
I'm gonna have to disagree on that. Phil's terrible at lying and coming up with excuses, his audience just completely doesn't give a shit. It's still amusing to me that he's completely out of reasons for his begging. All that Vest Streak money and you don't have anything in your pocket for fucking groceries?
The streams are limbo at this point. Do I mean they're stuck in a state of perpetuity or are we chanting "How low can you go? How low can you go?"
Yes.
 
Right now on pre-stream: he's back to "I need funds right now to go shopping tomorrow, because I get paid by Twitch only by the middle of the month". He literally just said this.

-EDIT- And he's also back to putting pressure on his viewers by holding games/playthroughs hostage behind a paywall, stating: "If I manage to raise enough money this week, I'll buy the Amnesia collection and start a playthrough".

Fun fact: he received over $6,600 in cash between September 1st and September 30th, and at least a similar amount from Twitch around the 15th of September.

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This is the endless loop you've been caught in, paypigs, because it will never end. Keep pouring money into the black hole, only to never ever see it again and only see the black hole get wider and wider.

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And be berated for asking for something you are paying for.

Phil saying that he needs enough money to afford buying the Amnesia collection. Props to the guy for his acting, the fact he's spending thousands on gatcha while also saying he doesn't have $30 with a straight face is pretty impressive.
I feel so bad for the schmucks that keep paying and watching him. They need to move on to creators that treat them better.
 
I'm gonna have to disagree on that. Phil's terrible at lying and coming up with excuses, his audience just completely doesn't give a shit. It's still amusing to me that he's completely out of reasons for his begging. All that Vest Streak money and you don't have anything in your pocket for fucking groceries?
The streams are limbo at this point. Do I mean they're stuck in a state of perpetuity or are we chanting "How low can you go? How low can you go?"
Yes.

Oh, don't get me wrong that Phil's paper-thin excuses and easily foiled logic are the equivalent of the kid with chocolate around his mouth saying he didn't know what happened to the ice cream.. But Phil's endless excuses, begging and wringing more cash out of his waterhead fans after earning thousands of dollars for wearing a vest for a few months, most normal people would have had shame enough to stop, but not our boy.

I feel so bad for the schmucks that keep paying and watching him. They need to move on to creators that treat them better.

They know Phil is lying to them by now; it's a combination of sunk-cost fallacy, getting attention from Phil and/or edgy nudniks in the chat and just beaten-wife snydrome.
 
He flubbed up and said they were mandatory once but then corrected himself. But he lies by saying they're not every day by saying "I need that money" in literally the same sentence.
 
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Right now on pre-stream: he's back to "I need funds right now to go shopping tomorrow, because I get paid by Twitch only by the middle of the month". He literally just said this.

-EDIT- And he's also back to putting pressure on his viewers by holding games/playthroughs hostage behind a paywall, stating: "If I manage to raise enough money this week, I'll buy the Amnesia collection and start a playthrough".

Fun fact: he received over $6,600 in cash between September 1st and September 30th, and at least a similar amount from Twitch around the 15th of September.

----

This is the endless loop you've been caught in, paypigs, because it will never end. Keep pouring money into the black hole, only to never ever see it again and only see the black hole get wider and wider.

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Damn we’re right back to 2019 with the whole middle of the month bullshit
 
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