DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

Remember? Donate anonymously? No more... Dsp wants your email. He wants to doxx everyone.

Im on phone so i stole pc from @PigRoach

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remember? Donate anonymously? No more... Dsp wants your email. He wants to doxx everyone.

Im on phone so i stole pc from @PigRoach

Becoming a tyrant: Don't stop at demanding their money; control how they give it to you.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What dsp wants is a system to directly deliver the digital dicks straight to his orifices.
This is why, if the Oasis from "Ready Player One" is created he can have that 24/7.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Remember? Donate anonymously? No more... Dsp wants your email. He wants to doxx everyone.

Im on phone so i stole pc from @PigRoach

Oh mate I'm so proud, maybe me and Phil can start exchanging doxing tips.

Seriously how cucked are his fans to verify themselves by self doxing, but are also told to not use real names when donating to avoid possible doxing.
Just like that I'll start doxing them again because they're utter degenerates.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Anybody know where this clip came from?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Can someone explain to me how not talking about politics makes dark just like us?

Or how not talking about politics means you respect the other persons intelligence? I’ve never heard of someone avoiding a subject because they think the other person is smart...it’s usually the opposite. They either think the person is stupid and not worth the effort of having the discussion, or think they are impressionable and don’t want to potentially ingrain their own views onto the other person.

If DSP actually respected his viewers intelligence he’d be okay with sharing his views and beliefs, but he doesn’t, and he’s obviously afraid of pissing of a fan who doesn’t align with what he says.

like idk why he has to try and lie about this, it’s obvious anytime a streamer or Internet personality doesn’t make their opinions clear it’s because they don’t want to alienate a portion of their fanbase and drive them away, it’s got nothing to do with respecting their intelligence or trying to relate to being just like them or whatever this clown is pretending

 

[Prince Lotor]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

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You're welcome Phil. This fat idiot goes 11 years without washing his pillow or buying a new pillow. Suddenly his next "day off" a week after I post this it occurs to him what a gross slob he is and he blows $50-$100+ on two new "specialized" pillows. Not that it will help long because he won't just take a fucking shower.
He couldn't afford groceries but thanks for throwing your money into the Autism Vortex dummies, he just bought new shit with it and he still desperately needs more money next week for groceries.

Also, Hi Phil. You are a homosexual.

If we're playing pretend that Phil is actually sick with what he self-diagnosed: I'm sure that gouty, lazy, profuse night-sweating, fat pig has never once washed any of his pillows. Like literally throw them in the washing machine and then put them in the dryer on the lowest heat for a few hour until they are completely dry.
I doubt Kathy is washing his sheets and pillowcases very frequently at all. Poor little dirty baby Phil needs his swaddling washed daily. Leanna certainly washed the bedding more than Kathy does, because Leanna actually slept in the same bed as him.
I also doubt he has a mattress cover for his bed either so his mattress doesn't soak up so much of his night sweats and the various filth from his body it brings along on the journey. He probably should get a waterproof mattress cover like for children who pee the bed tbh.

And for fucks sake his wife had to TELL him he was required to shower at least twice a week. I highly doubt he ever cleans his ears or does any preventative measures whatsoever. He could even just buy a bottle of Swim EAR, which is 95% isopropyl alcohol, and use that to rinse his ears once a week or every two weeks to kill anything building up.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Great clip from a psychologist discussing narcissism with Rogan. The vulnerable narcissism (2:50) sounds like a certain streamer lawl cow.

 

[strandedcastaway]

It must be interesting to have a genius brain like Phil's where he thinks....hmmm....I am getting repeated ear infections, I wear dirty, airtight headphones over my ears six hours a day or more, I rarely shower or clear my ears or the headphones, I (claim to) have constant postnasal drip clogging my head to the point that I snort flem uncontrollably....so I'll solve this problem by buying expensive new pillows.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

11 year old pillow? This dude has a pillow longer than his fucking legacy he always brags about. How does this guy just get grosser and grosser?

Wait... What if it's a Dorian Gray situation. All the things that should have destroyed DSP didn't, his pillow just shriveled and became more moldy and greasy. If he tosses it he runs the risk of 11 years of grease hitting him all at once.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I know a few married guys that have to watch the highlights because the wife intensely dislikes the sport. Must be a married guy thing.

No, that is a betacuck thing. Marriage is only incidental with people that let themselves get shoved around & away from doing stuff they love by some gash they're throwing it to.

Marriage only makes it harder for you to convince them to get their testicles back.

Everything I just said is non-gender specific, btw, but it's way more common in dudes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ear infections are most common in children

I see where you're going with this.............and by extension, children entertainers right?

Can someone explain to me how not talking about politics makes dark just like us?

Or how not talking about politics means you respect the other persons intelligence? I’ve never heard of someone avoiding a subject because they think the other person is smart...it’s usually the opposite. They either think the person is stupid and not worth the effort of having the discussion, or think they are impressionable and don’t want to potentially ingrain their own views onto the other person.

If DSP actually respected his viewers intelligence he’d be okay with sharing his views and beliefs, but he doesn’t, and he’s obviously afraid of pissing of a fan who doesn’t align with what he says.

like idk why he has to try and lie about this, it’s obvious anytime a streamer or Internet personality doesn’t make their opinions clear it’s because they don’t want to alienate a portion of their fanbase and drive them away, it’s got nothing to do with respecting their intelligence or trying to relate to being just like them or whatever this clown is pretending

He's trying to weasel out of it because much like everything else he knows nothing about, he knows he'll get stomped.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Moved from CT to Seattle, or as close as he could afford. Wouldn't take many gins to figure out who he's voting for. Whichever ballot harvester pays him the most.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Anybody know where this clip came from?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VsbcskGo03g

Really long video, but it has the complete origin of the Snort Burnell and Soma Julius Cruz intros.

 

[Preferred Penne]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VsbcskGo03g

Really long video, but it has the complete origin of the Snort Burnell and Soma Julius Cruz intros.

Phil once again fails to understand basic human interaction, when he can't fathom why a person would rhythmically dance to a game about rhythm and dancing.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

At first the whole ear infection thing seemed like either bullshit or exaggeration, but when you think about it he is absolutely disgusting and unhygienic enough for this to keep happening.

He wets his hair and leaves it soaking to achieve his pathetic comb over, which forms a bacterial breeding ground in the water that gets trapped in his ears because his hair is soaking wet. His pillow is apparently over a decade old which is just insane (especially when you consider he's been laying his wet head on it for god knows how many years). His office is a pigsty that he NEVER cleaned by his own admission. His headphones were also a disgusting mess of trapped grease and general lack of upkeep. And the cherry on top is that he showers very irregularly.

He's a walking fucking biohazard symbol.

Can you imagine the smell? It's gotta be a mix of old people urine mixed with young adult male constant b.o.

Probably doesn't wear deodorant unless he's going out, like his showers.

I'm surprised he even changes his clothes daily instead of sleeping and waking up and going on stream with the same outfit multiple days in a row.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil once again fails to understand basic human interaction, when he can't fathom why a person would rhythmically dance to a game about rhythm and dancing.

That would also imply that he fathoms what it's like for someone to enjoy a game, since the actor in the ad isn't snorting into the mic, begging and going off screen to put on a vest, he thinks that's not how normal people behave.

I've caught myself tapping my foot along to the songs I like when I play the karaoke minigame in Yakuza, so I can say that the actor in the Parappa the Rapper ad does a more convincing performance that he's enjoying the game he's playing than DSP did in his entire 11 year begacy. Besides, the actor isn't even doing overly exaggerated motions like Dave who T-poses while yelling or otherwise overreacts to things that are happening in the game.

 

[gh0stzero]

he’s obviously afraid of pissing of a fan who doesn’t align with what he says.

like idk why he has to try and lie about this, it’s obvious anytime a streamer or Internet personality doesn’t make their opinions clear it’s because they don’t want to alienate a portion of their fanbase and drive them away, it’s got nothing to do with respecting their intelligence or trying to relate to being just like them or whatever this clown is pretending

I think this is why he doesn't have an opinion on pretty much anything that gets asked of him:

Hey who's your favourite superhero?
uhh i dunno

Hey whats your favourite chinese dish?
uhhh i dunno

Those are marvel and food which are probably top 5 of his favourite topics to talk about at length and doesn't have an opinion on any of it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can you imagine the smell? It's gotta be a mix of old people urine mixed with young adult male constant b.o.

And cat piss

 

[TheTractor]

I think this is why he doesn't have an opinion on pretty much anything that gets asked of him:

Hey who's your favourite superhero?
uhh i dunno

Hey whats your favourite chinese dish?
uhhh i dunno

Those are marvel and food which are probably top 5 of his favourite topics to talk about at length and doesn't have an opinion on any of it.

We are talking about Mr. Mixed Bag Burnell here.

He would probably say that getting 3k worth of bits is amazing but at the same time he's not getting it for another month and people won't contribute as much because of it.

He can't give a straight answer to anything. Part of me thinks he does that because he likes to depcits himself as an intellectual with a long thought process ( Which isn't hard to imagine when he's surrounded by legit retards ).

Or he's just that lazy and can't be bothered.

It's a mixed bag.