TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Well, remember that Noah said his phone broke, and that he does all his tweeting from Tweetdeck on the PC.
It's possible he's already on the road and isn't tweeting because his PC is packed up.
That's pretty dangerous to attempt a long road trip without a working phone.
I hope for the worst.
it doesn't take 6 days to do a roadtrip, you cna drive across the entire country in that time

I assume he's dead or in a pysch ward.
 
Based on Spoony's past behaviour he's been catatonic in a puddle of his own piss and isn't even finished packing up. I would be extremely surprised if he could drive across six states without whining once on Twitter. I don't buy the phone thing because Spoony's clearly been able to get his hands on replacement phones.

FWIW, his Socialblade is odd: It shows -1 total tweets on the 5th and then +1 today, like an old post was removed and then restored (???). At the least this suggests he's been logging in.

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Has anyone checked the local news for reports of a rental van ploughing through a red light, and the road being blocked by spilt D&D books?
I still cannot wrap my brain he didnt try to sell some of his stuff, seriously would hapilly nab it. An not the "oh you mean Spoony fans", but actual collectors. Hell, the boxed Ultima games alone would fetch good prices among collectors.
 
Y'know, until recently, I would've said that Spoony is crazy for ignoring a girl who has it that bad for him.

I now realize that it's the smartest thing that idiot ever did.
It's very clear she hopes he will save her, feel bad for her and take care of her, so yeah, he would get absolutely nothing out of being with her.
 
I mentioned Eric R. Savon, aka The Gaming Goose, earlier in this thread. Seems like even he had enough of Spoony's shit at this point, but eh. That's like saying you dropped a TV show right at the last episode.

Also, I noticed someone reuploaded Spoony's review of ET on the Atari 2600. Some of those clips aged so, so well.
2:10
15:58
and finally:
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lol - and yes, I know he's joking here, but these days, he's such a shell of a man that he won't even joke about his looks.
On top of that, the main song he used was The End by The Doors. Very fitting considering that he's moving out.
 
On top of that, the main song he used was The End by The Doors. Very fitting considering that he's moving out.

It is quite fitting for his retreat out of the Manor of broken dreams, indeed. For his subsequent Hotel Mumandad arc I'd recommend "The First day of forever" by The Mystic Moods Orchestra. Title says all you need to know about Spoon-meister's abysmal future.


If April left some of her stuff and (understandably) wouldn't go back to get it, perhaps he keeps it as a symbol of his misery. Did he keep stuff from Scarlett as well? The carried torch of nevermore so to speak, flackeringly reminding us time and time again how he misses to be simp'd.
 
Could be waiting for his parents to die to collect the inheritance. That might be all he has to look forward to.
Of all the vices Spoony has, greed is not one of them. He doesn't care about money... or anything, really. He still makes Patreon bucks but I bet if he got an email requiring him to confirm his account details he wouldn't bother.

The only thing that might come out of his parents dying as a positive for him is that he would be a disappointment to slightly less people.
 
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