Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I sincerely can't tell if this is just Bob being a stubborn asshole who can never be wrong, even to the point of defending a morally repugnant piece of cinematic trash; or if this is the 'tism talking and demonstrating that he has genuine difficulties separating artifice from reality.

Neither.

It's just american tribalism and narcissism.
Anyone who dealt with a narcissist knows their core tactic when dealing with accusations is to act like a fool until you get tired/frustrated and then gas light you when it gets brought up in the future.
"No bad tactics, only bad targets" until the bitter end and you're the last one standing. Why? Because winners write history and you can then rewrite history to make yourself look like the goodest good guy.

It would've been pathetic and sad if it weren't so disgusting.

It's true. What Bob is doing is way closer to "targeted harassment" than a shitposting video that hits Bob with nothing but his own stupidity.

I don't know how big Memology 101 is, but it strikes me that Bob is flirting perilously closely to the Streisand Effect.
It is Streisand Effect. Had Bob just started a series about something or did literally anything else, people would forget about it, pick up on some new drama to be distracted and move on.
 
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Bob, your fat ass asked people to report him. You literally sicced your followers onto a guy who made a video that saw you as a pedophile because you chose to defend some film and reduce any of its critics as "Q-Anons" despite the fact one doesn't need to associate with that group of crazies to dislike the film. Even if you believe Memology 101 is a platform for violent terrorism, you still drew up a crowd to try and report a guy simply because he made a video that involved you rather than anything involving violent terrorism.

Has moviebob ever defended lolicon? I'm curious if he'd entertain the notion and look into anime as a whole.
I can imagine moviebob doing the opposite because he can associate it with weebs and channers. Even then that'd be an irony in defending Cuties because it criticized how kids are sexualized despite the fact the film does it in a manner that ends up being untasteful to many viewers despite whatever intentions the director aimed for because having kids literally twerk on camera in sexualized outfits ends up being spank material for pedos and being gratuitous and tasteless in trying to get the message across.
 
my guess is he's probably been brainwashed with as FUBAR Marvel has gotten over the past couple of years with the whole SJW thing. Pretty sure reviewing that mess all the time has got to lead to some kinda brain damage or an unhealthy coping mechanism.
I think the cause-effect relationship is the other way round, namely you have to be brain-damaged to sing such high praise to turd like Black Panther and Captain Marvel, and consider them "the watershed moment of cultural advancement".

Also I think our new audience should know that, not too long ago, Bob and his brother Chris "The Chippa" Chipman tried to get a man fired for laughing at Bob's "book" Super Mario 3: Brick By Brick. Start from this post and follow the story. It is worth it because what happened next is very funny, and the brothers got egg on their faces.

2. SInce when do you even care about Jews Bobo?
Yesterday? #JLM
 
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If Trump wins in November I seriously think the risk is high that Bob will kill himself.

He will be 40 soon and the midlife crisis will hit him like a ton of bricks when he realizes he is a fat diabetic sperg living in a basement without fans, friends, wife or children and being universally hated by everyone.

He has already hinted at being aware deepdown what a pathetic loser he is but he keeps ignoring those niggling thoughts in the back of his mind by keeping himself distracted by Twitter sperging every waking hour of the day. But he can't ignore reality forever.
 
I think one of the worst parts of Bob's ideology/personality is that he directly connects the value of a person with how much disdain this person has for the undesirables. "Nobody who matters cares about the obsoletes."
Generally, his thinking reminds me of the song "The suffering of others" by the band Craft. The lyrics are simply:
"The suffering of others is not the goal but simply a means to an end.
Although, it certainly brings temporary pleasure into my soul as well."
I don't often wish harm of any kind to come to anyone, but if some serious karmic beatdown happened to Bob, I can't say there wouldn't be a slight increase in speed at which the air leaves my nostrils.
 
If Trump wins in November I seriously think the risk is high that Bob will kill himself.

He will be 40 soon and the midlife crisis will hit him like a ton of bricks when he realizes he is a fat diabetic sperg living in a basement without fans, friends, wife or children and being universally hated by everyone.

He has already hinted at being aware deepdown what a pathetic loser he is but he keeps ignoring those niggling thoughts in the back of his mind by keeping himself distracted by Twitter sperging every waking hour of the day. But he can't ignore reality forever.
See, I think Trump winning will only get the blood flowing. The dumb fuck believes that the evils of society are caused by the evil orange man and he is some bulwark against him. It's all he has.

Now if Biden wins the brain dead motherfucker will sit and shit his pants while blaming Trump for whatever he manages to fuck up. Bob will parrot this.

No... no friend. Movie Bob will be around for a long time. He has the simps to maintain his pathetic existence, he's blind enough to just blather on whatever he thinks the left wants of him (getting it wrong most of the time). But he'll stick around. Expect delightful entertainment for years to come!
 
After all these additional posts, I thought this particular image from earlier in the thread deserved to be posted again.

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If Trump wins in November I seriously think the risk is high that Bob will kill himself.

He will be 40 soon and the midlife crisis will hit him like a ton of bricks when he realizes he is a fat diabetic sperg living in a basement without fans, friends, wife or children and being universally hated by everyone.

He has already hinted at being aware deepdown what a pathetic loser he is but he keeps ignoring those niggling thoughts in the back of his mind by keeping himself distracted by Twitter sperging every waking hour of the day. But he can't ignore reality forever.
At a certain point even laughing at him feels a little mirthless because he's just so damned pathetic. Imagine how much his life would improve if, even for an hour a day, he just got out and took a walk. Just engaged with the real world in some meaningful way instead of just shouting into the abyss. He, like so many others on social media, never does anything joyful, he just wallows in his rage.

And what's worse- by all accounts Chris was at one point a (relatively) responsible individual that didn't go for Bob's spergery. I figured it was like the Goofus and Gallant show with Noah and Miles Antwiler, but Chris is voluntarily getting dragged down into Bob's misery, and it's just fucking sad.

Mark Twain had an applicable aphorism: "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

Or, to paraphrase Billy Corgan "Despite all his rage, Bob is still just a fat in a cage."
 
I can imagine moviebob doing the opposite because he can associate it with weebs and channers. Even then that'd be an irony in defending Cuties because it criticized how kids are sexualized despite the fact the film does it in a manner that ends up being untasteful to many viewers despite whatever intentions the director aimed for because having kids literally twerk on camera in sexualized outfits ends up being spank material for pedos and being gratuitous and tasteless in trying to get the message across.
To play devil's advocate, I could see an argument to be made that the explicit nature of the film was intended to make the audience uncomfortable and respond with disgust towards the actions portrayed. Plenty of films have used this tactic to get their point across, like Apocalypse Now showing the horrors of war and what it could turn good men into. I'm fairly certain the director did not intend to make softcore child porn and actually wanted to make a film with a message, though what that message was supposed to be is beyond me.

However, as many have pointed out, the difference between Cuties and other movies with explicit content is that Cuties filmed underage girls in a variety of risque situations, and it frequently did so in a way that could be considered sexual abuse. Most films do a better job of simulating what they're depicting, and even when they don't, it's with adults who know what they're getting into (most of the time, anyway). I mean, I get the difference between film and reality, and certain scenes could be merely acted out (like the infamous "main character takes a nude picture and sends it out" scene). But it was a conscious choice of the director to have these girls (and over 600 others in auditions apparently) perform inappropriate dance moves, probably for countless hours while they got all the shots they needed, and with gratuitous closeups on all of them. Even if we assume that their parents were on set at all times and were okay with what was being depicted, that doesn't make it okay, it just means that those parents probably need to be investigated too.

There were many ways that this movie could have been made without essentially producing softcore child porn. Have the actresses be adults who are able to consent to what they're doing. Age up the characters so it's not a bunch of skeevy shots of underage girls (I doubt the groundbreaking story would have been negatively impacted if they were young adults). Bring in body doubles for the dance scenes, or frankly just don't film them in such a disgusting way. But no, they went for the dumbest road possible, and the result is a film that can only really be defended by pedos and pedo shields.

Again, I get what the director was going for, but she was a complete tard when it came to the movie's production. Bob is an even bigger tard for continuing to defend it.
 
If Trump wins in November I seriously think the risk is high that Bob will kill himself.

He will be 40 soon and the midlife crisis will hit him like a ton of bricks when he realizes he is a fat diabetic sperg living in a basement without fans, friends, wife or children and being universally hated by everyone.

He has already hinted at being aware deepdown what a pathetic loser he is but he keeps ignoring those niggling thoughts in the back of his mind by keeping himself distracted by Twitter sperging every waking hour of the day. But he can't ignore reality forever.
On the one hand, I think Bob is way too narcissistic to actually hurt himself. On the other hand, he seems to project a vulnerable kind of narcissism where he clearly isn't happy with his state in life and the fact that it doesn't live up to the grandiose self-image he wants to live up to. You can tell he's a very miserable person and hasn't been happy in a long time.
 
On the one hand, I think Bob is way too narcissistic to actually hurt himself. On the other hand, he seems to project a vulnerable kind of narcissism where he clearly isn't happy with his state in life and the fact that it doesn't live up to the grandiose self-image he wants to live up to. You can tell he's a very miserable person and hasn't been happy in a long time.
That's why I don't understand why Chris wants to emulate him. He's a bitter, angry (and fat) man on the internet with few redeeming qualities.
 
If Trump wins in November I seriously think the risk is high that Bob will kill himself.

He will be 40 soon and the midlife crisis will hit him like a ton of bricks when he realizes he is a fat diabetic sperg living in a basement without fans, friends, wife or children and being universally hated by everyone.

He has already hinted at being aware deepdown what a pathetic loser he is but he keeps ignoring those niggling thoughts in the back of his mind by keeping himself distracted by Twitter sperging every waking hour of the day. But he can't ignore reality forever.

I'm still holding out hope that Gulag Bob will pull a Big-Ed and fly out to an east asian country to find a wife so he can have his genes passed to the superior future.

Bonus points if he looks in China.
 
That's why I don't understand why Chris wants to emulate him. He's a bitter, angry (and fat) man on the internet with few redeeming qualities.
I don't think he sees that. What he does see is his brother making videos on the internet and getting money for it, and it looks easy because Bob doesn't put much effort into them. And at one point Chris was helping Bob out with the GO series and probably had fun making dumb skits with his brother. So Chris probably thinks "If he can do it, obviously I can too." And Bob encourages him because it's validation for his shitty life choices.

Remember, Chris isn't that much younger than Bob and is now dealing with the stress of having to support a family, even more so since his eldest has a disability. So he's probably at the point where he's starting to wonder what could have been. We've all done it. If I'd studied harder I might have made valedictorian, if I'd trained more I would have been the star quarterback, if I'd played my numbers that week I would have won the lottery. And if Chris had started in YT when Bob did, he'd be grandfathered in as well and could also be making $3k a month, plus whatever the Escapist pays, for easy work. Except he can't. Because he started too late. Now he's trying to juggle raising his kids, a full time job, and his side projects in patreon, but isn't magically getting the support Bob did because he missed the boat. He's pretty much what Bob would be like if he had waited ten years to get in the game. Except Bob probably would still be a loser living in a basement.

To me it feels more like an early mid-life crisis than a genuine desire to be Bob.
 
Ah, good old movie bob. Imagine a timeline where he stuck to making generic nerd culture stuff like he used to on the escapist. While people wouldn't be talking as much about him, his exitence would be more positive than basically existing in the limbo of current year twitter meme politics and depending on outrage and haters to keep his brand rolling. All he needs to do is one mess up and/or one angry troon just to nuke his entire existence. While meme politics can be lucrative their purity spiralling and shifting expectations must be a nightmare to keep up with.

Also it's a pro PR move to openly ask for brigading against some rando. Of course it's not like anybody who is on his side would care about that.

I think one of the worst parts of Bob's ideology/personality is that he directly connects the value of a person with how much disdain this person has for the undesirables. "Nobody who matters cares about the obsoletes."
Generally, his thinking reminds me of the song "The suffering of others" by the band Craft. The lyrics are simply:
"The suffering of others is not the goal but simply a means to an end.
Although, it certainly brings temporary pleasure into my soul as well."
I don't often wish harm of any kind to come to anyone, but if some serious karmic beatdown happened to Bob, I can't say there wouldn't be a slight increase in speed at which the air leaves my nostrils.
On one level at least he is honest, but let's face it he is just using the big words to feel better about himself because he only lives trough the actions of others. Politics is not too much different than fandoms if you are just observing from the sides. It's tribalism where you don't even get to steal stuff from the other tribe, but feel good about owning them while "your team" delivers you nothing.

I think it is enough karmic beatdown for him to be MovieBob.

If he really was a machiavellian, he wouldn't say that he is one... If he didn't get attention on social media for these big boasts, he simply wouldn't do them. In this day and age without consequences, words really carry little weight.
 
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