Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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That's because Bob has never seen a Memology 101 video and is just pulling things out of a hat and throwing it at a wall. He's just waiting for something to stick.
Everything he dislikes is aligned with each other. Hence why he's blamed Gamergate for giving us Trump. Or has blamed Trump for the decline of retail stores he likes. Everything he hates is one big linked advisory in his eyes.
Just because Covid is a nail in the coffin, doesn't mean the industry hasn't been killing itself with uninteresting garbage written and edited in board rooms catering to interest groups. Hollywood can get bent.
It's not even just that. Movie theaters have been dying for decades due to advancements in the world surrounding it. They were pretty much doomed to die when the home video market took off. Then to add to it we had the growth of the internet and piracy. Then on demand services and streaming. Coupled with growing costs to simply to go to a movie theaters. COVID and the decline of Hollywood creativity are simply the final nails in the coffin of the movie theater business.

It was going to come eventually whether Bob wants to admit it or not. He of course wants a scapegoat to pin it on since it displeases him.
>"We defeated Fascism through brutal violence!"
>"Fascism is currently the biggest threat to us and is in all of our institutions."
 
Would someone like to tell him about these two states that are the most essential for theaters and that they have Democrat governors that are preventing them from reopening.
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Let's be honest right now. If the Coof didn't happen, the theatres would've still died in maybe about 10 years with streaming becoming even bigger.

At this point, it's really a mercy kill. The golden age of the movie theater has ended about 10 years ago and there are no Spielbergs, Tarantinos or Scorseses on the horizon that will make new cult classics that will make people go to the theater.
 
I'll just copy > paste the post I made here once that explains how he became the way he is along with revising it a tiny bit.

It all started when he was a kid.

He was a socially awkward geek with just enough autism to care more about dead things than living humans.
Hyper logical and analytical but absolutely clueless when it comes to social ques and emotional intelligence.
Naturally bullying and social ostracization occurs. Becomes an outcast and misses out entirely on all the character building rites of passage that would develop him into a responsible adult who'd know how to put up with others and co-exist peacefully.

Bobby then goes on to live with his live thinking the future will change for the better and he and his natural traits will be the one which will be appreciated and all those who went up against him in the past will righteously suffer.
He had some limited success on Youtube where he made his "Game Overthinker" series. Had he stayed on course and improved the show quality along with his health, he might've become successful enough to realize how little does high school mattered. He could find some form of fulfilment and happiness that way. Sadly that did not happen, because like with every zero-sum obsessed narcissist, it's never good enough unless you're on top.

Bob is now 40. He does some introspection.
No meaningful friends to fall back on, morbidly obese, no savings, no meaningful property, no trade skills, no love life, no aspirations or dreams. Nothing.

He then gets to check out his bullies on social media. If he's miserable then surely his enemies (who likely long forgotten about him) suffer more.
Plenty of friends, still sporting six-packs, trust funds, mortgage, trade school diplomas, married with children, productive hobbies focusing effort on creation rather than someone else's creation. Pretty good life.

hOw dArE yOu jOcK! yOu dOnT dEsErVe aNy oF tHiS! He thinks.
yoU gUyS aRe obsolETE mAyO gHOULs who shoUlD'VE DIeD AGes AGO sO That i CoUlD BE on mY waY tO A spACe sHit AND conVERse WiTH InTELlIGeNT RobOtS AboUT WHICh boDY I'lL PIcK TO UplOaD my IMMorTAl ConSciOUSness as I retREAT TO my coSY MOOn HOuSe To CUlTiVaTE space WHEaT! He thinks (not really).

Could it be that it is his own fault for wasting the most productive and energy filled years on pop culture consumption in order to quench his semi-justified grudges from high school?
Of course not! It's the system that failed him!

Then GG happened and made all gamers political.
It's eerie how many people I know that could have mutated into movie bob.

I feel like youtube didn't do him any favors either. Imagine if he didn't have dumbass internet money and had to work a job. Even if it was bagging groceries, pulling weeds, answering phones etc. He'd have something something to fall back on, to say he accomplished. What happens in a year when youtube jews him out of what little money he gets and what paetreons he has dry up because their cards expire? He's fucked is what happens. Any kid who wants to be a youtuber for a living should get the belt.
 
Robert is replying a lot about this mass flag on the memology 101 channel, I think he got spooked.

While he hasn't completely walked back, now he is talking that "IMO, I think that video has harrasssment" which is a pretty big downgrade from what he was accusing the channel of.

And I don't know if he is aware, but the stain of shutting other people's channel is something that cuts both sides, and no one comes out looking good out of this shit, because this cancel culture crap gets off hand real easy.

Not to mention, for all the memes and shit said about him on twitter, Robert was never in the center target of a full blown internet hate machine. He was just a side show during gamergate and people mostly laugh at him when he steps in the poop on twitter.

But Robert never got the full Jarbo, or any of the hate equivalent, and that shit will stay with you.

Right now I bet Robert just wants the thing to be done with, and for youtube to ignore it and leave it alone, and it's easy to see why, it is a nasty business you are dealing with Robert.

I don't think Film Robert has any clue what the Full Jarbo is. He'd have to pay attention to a group of people who try to grift neon nazis without seething so hard his head explodes for a couple of hours to get the context and background to understand exactly what Full Jarboing means, and Bob does not have that in him.

Will be amusing if he accidentally runs headfirst into a bouldering over a video that only preaches to the choir of people who already think he's a moron and does nothing to impact his core pigs that have been overlooking everything on display for years already
 
Let's be honest right now. If the Coof didn't happen, the theatres would've still died in maybe about 10 years with streaming becoming even bigger.

At this point, it's really a mercy kill. The golden age of the movie theater has ended about 10 years ago and there are no Spielbergs, Tarantinos or Scorseses on the horizon that will make new cult classics that will make people go to the theater.
there's no creative film types these days because back when the "classics" were being made companies actually took risks and didn't publish woke garbage and blackwash characters . The entire film industry wasn't concerned with "racism" and destroying anything popular with garbage. see : the current LOTR amazon series coming out.
 
It's not even just that. Movie theaters have been dying for decades due to advancements in the world surrounding it. They were pretty much doomed to die when the home video market took off. Then to add to it we had the growth of the internet and piracy. Then on demand services and streaming. Coupled with growing costs to simply to go to a movie theaters. COVID and the decline of Hollywood creativity are simply the final nails in the coffin of the movie theater business.

It was going to come eventually whether Bob wants to admit it or not. He of course wants a scapegoat to pin it on since it displeases him.
To say nothing about the bloated production and promotional budgets making blockbusters even more of a financial risk, which is why Hollywood has defaulted on established properties rather than put out original material. Again, not that Bob cares because his life centers around mindless consumption.

I could see movie theatres surviving as a novelty though they will probably need to scale back and rely on older films. Honestly, paying $5 to see Hocus Pocus in the theatre sounds good for just the nostalgic experience.
 
I don't think Film Robert has any clue what the Full Jarbo is. He'd have to pay attention to a group of people who try to grift neon nazis without seething so hard his head explodes for a couple of hours to get the context and background to understand exactly what Full Jarboing means, and Bob does not have that in him.

Will be amusing if he accidentally runs headfirst into a bouldering over a video that only preaches to the choir of people who already think he's a moron and does nothing to impact his core pigs that have been overlooking everything on display for years already
He has had a number of Twitter spats with Matt over the years. Mostly during Gamergate. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that he does know about the boulder stream. Especially considering we know he likes to keep tabs on things he hates.
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He has had a number of Twitter spats with Matt over the years. Mostly during Gamergate. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that he does know about the boulder stream. Especially considering we know he likes to keep tabs on things he hates.

While he knows who Matt is, I don't think he understands how completely ruinous to a brand a bouldering is, how long lasting the effects are, and how many retarded prank calls he'll be fielding when the killstream can't find content years later

He probably thinks Matt's channel is dying because he was on the wrong side of gamergate and history
 
He has had a number of Twitter spats with Matt over the years. Mostly during Gamergate. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that he does know about the boulder stream. Especially considering we know he likes to keep tabs on things he hates.
Damn, he sounds calm and almost normal arguing with Mundane Fatt, even if he was still a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual coward back then. Compare this to his obsessive bitching and crying over Peter Coffin not being the right kind of leftist. He really has deteriorated exponentially over the years. This kind of exchange now would have him fuming and making snide comments about how Matt shouldn't be classified as a person.
 
Bob look what they have at McDonalds
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He'll need to order 2 small meals to get them all.
He claims he's lost 70/90 lbs since then.
there's no creative film types these days because back when the "classics" were being made companies actually took risks and didn't publish woke garbage and blackwash characters . The entire film industry wasn't concerned with "racism" and destroying anything popular with garbage. see : the current LOTR amazon series coming out.
That, and the internet didn't exist for people to find any other film with similar ideas. If Raiders of the Lost Ark or A New Hope were made today, they'd be accused of plagiarism with dozens of video showing the comparison clips on the first day.

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Bob has finally bothered to Google up how Mussolini died, but his copy-paste skills still leave much to be desired. Via XXIV Maggio isn't "at" Villa Belmonte, it's the street on which the villa stands. The town where it happened is called Giulino. I can't tell if he's just lazy or was trying to write in a faux Italian way and made an ass of himself as usual.
 
Bob has finally bothered to Google up how Mussolini died, but his copy-paste skills still leave much to be desired. Via XXIV Maggio isn't "at" Villa Belmonte, it's the street on which the villa stands. The town where it happened is called Giulino. I can't tell if he's just lazy or was trying to write in a faux Italian way and made an ass of himself as usual.
It's the latter. Robert likes to name drop foreign things to sound smert to dumb people (his audience).
 
I'll just copy > paste the post I made here once that explains how he became the way he is along with revising it a tiny bit.

It all started when he was a kid.

He was a socially awkward geek with just enough autism to care more about dead things than living humans.
Hyper logical and analytical but absolutely clueless when it comes to social ques and emotional intelligence.
Naturally bullying and social ostracization occurs. Becomes an outcast and misses out entirely on all the character building rites of passage that would develop him into a responsible adult who'd know how to put up with others and co-exist peacefully.

Bobby then goes on to live with his live thinking the future will change for the better and he and his natural traits will be the one which will be appreciated and all those who went up against him in the past will righteously suffer.
He had some limited success on Youtube where he made his "Game Overthinker" series. Had he stayed on course and improved the show quality along with his health, he might've become successful enough to realize how little does high school mattered. He could find some form of fulfilment and happiness that way. Sadly that did not happen, because like with every zero-sum obsessed narcissist, it's never good enough unless you're on top.

Bob is now 40. He does some introspection.
No meaningful friends to fall back on, morbidly obese, no savings, no meaningful property, no trade skills, no love life, no aspirations or dreams. Nothing.

He then gets to check out his bullies on social media. If he's miserable then surely his enemies (who likely long forgotten about him) suffer more.
Plenty of friends, still sporting six-packs, trust funds, mortgage, trade school diplomas, married with children, productive hobbies focusing effort on creation rather than someone else's creation. Pretty good life.

hOw dArE yOu jOcK! yOu dOnT dEsErVe aNy oF tHiS! He thinks.
yoU gUyS aRe obsolETE mAyO gHOULs who shoUlD'VE DIeD AGes AGO sO That i CoUlD BE on mY waY tO A spACe sHit AND conVERse WiTH InTELlIGeNT RobOtS AboUT WHICh boDY I'lL PIcK TO UplOaD my IMMorTAl ConSciOUSness as I retREAT TO my coSY MOOn HOuSe To CUlTiVaTE space WHEaT! He thinks (not really).

Could it be that it is his own fault for wasting the most productive and energy filled years on pop culture consumption in order to quench his semi-justified grudges from high school?
Of course not! It's the system that failed him!

Then GG happened and made all gamers political.
Bob doesn't realize that he was always the bully.

EDIT: Anybody know what kinds of dead things he was into?
 
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You know Memology never said Bob was a child rapist, just said he defended Cuties. Everyone is free to take their own interpretation of what that means, Bob seems to be a hit dog hollering here.
Again, even the worst possible interpretation, that Cob defends pedos, still isn’t a crime. Anyone who’s ever praised woody allen defends pedos. why is he so sus about this?
 
That, and the internet didn't exist for people to find any other film with similar ideas. If Raiders of the Lost Ark or A New Hope were made today, they'd be accused of plagiarism with dozens of video showing the comparison clips on the first day.
Star Wars was made as a love letter to cinema. George Lucas included all the great cinema tropes of that time.
 
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