Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

How old is Bob? Dude acts and looks like a man out of time and needs to warp back to reality and stop consuming media and going back in my day vidya was good. If he warps into current time he'll just have shitty opinions on politics and harrassing women who think diffrently then him to the brink of blocking and forgeting about him. If he does that he'll be set for life.

Hell be 40 in March. And he'll spend that birthday with only family who barely tolerate him.

 

[Bolo]

I can tell you, but I assure you that you will be dumber for having heard it and probably resent me.

You aren't supposed to bite down. Take a small easy-peel orange like a clementine and pull the end off with your thumb and use that as a starting point. The idea is that you will improve the strength and vigor of the tongue by being able to force it between the rind and the fruit and then spreading it back and forth to widen the initial separation. Continue until you've made a mess and feel stupid.

This is a good time to point out that many women don't appreciate you approaching their tender bits like you're trying to remove a spot. It belongs firmly in the same category as practicing kissing on the inside of your elbow - useless middle school shit that gets discarded as you encounter human vaginas.

Bob is full of shit. If he'd had an actual lesbian friend give him some tips on cunnilingus, he might have heard something more like:

"There's no 'right way' because everyone is different. The most valuable skill you can cultivate is learning to adapt in real time to the signals you're getting, both verbal if she's especially considerate, or otherwise."

and my personal favorite:

"Keep you nails clean and trimmed short. The only man to ever get me off had good hands."

I heard similiar things, that to give good head you need to train to get a strong tongue... but the tongue is already the strongest muscle in the body, and you are constantly using it, to talk and eat and peeling oranges won't do much difference, it isn't like you gonna bench pressing with your tongue.

But like it was said, this is high school shit. Everybody likes to talk about their tricks and techiniques to make their partner stuck in permant orgasm, like some of those scream fests that was 90's porn (seriously, those poor women, they had to scream so loud by the end of the movie you could tell they were losing their voices).

But we all know that sex is just awkard and clumsy at first with a new partner and unless you both talk it out what and how you like, it is just gonna stay awkard and clumsy, it doesn't matter how many tricks you got.

But hey, this is Robert we are talking about, I'm sure he can Kamasutra his way into any women and open up as her chakras and deliver them to nirvana and not even break a sweat.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Hell be 40 in March. And he'll spend that birthday with only family who barely tolerate him.

How sad granted it is Bob so he doesn't deserve my sympathy for being a failure of a man.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Some days I just can't believe Bob is a real person.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Love how this forum turned into advice for sex like we're fuckin in high school due to how awkward and being the 40 year old virgin Bob is.

 

[Adamska]

KFC is too upmarket for our Bob. Try McNuggets.
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No gay men can resist to be hate-fucked by Mike Pence.

Bobby is totally not obsessed with Peter Coffin.
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Next to Bobby, even Peter Coffin's erstwhile bimbo wife/ Realdollthing sounds human and wise:
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Little Bro finds an opportunity to virtue-signal:
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Bobby loves Kamala Harris because he thinks she is just as ruthless as Hillary Rodham and hates "the deplorables" just as much:
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Again, quiet part aloud. When people says they want to "dismantle white supremacy", they mean to harass Christians and consign manual workers to perdition.

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Bobby thinks the great majority of people will gladly let the central-government reptilians to take away their power:
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Do any of you have shitty fathers?
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By his expert psychoanalysis, does it means Bobby had a shitty mother which he transfers to Hillary Rodham and Kamala Harris?

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Bobby finds the "angry fat nerd gets in shape to own the jocks" storyline too triggering:
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"Snapewives", and Bobby's character portrait of Snape:
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In Bobby's Angels, Lukey is sperging about his safety after watching one of those movies by the Wachowski brothers:
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(Read his masterpiece here if you really have to)

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So on Billy-Bob's autistic obsession with McDonalds... are we sure he and Dobson aren't the same person? This is the second fat idiot obsessed with McDonalds and lesbians, so they might be the same guy under a nomme de plume. Also the Big Mac is shit, Double Cheeseburger if you have to eat there. If you don't, go to a place that's good, like Five Guys or Jakes, or In And Out. If you want nuggets, Burger King nuggets are somehow better tasting.

Also again, he wants a political mommy to masturbate to. I'm just going to assume from now on that that's exactly why he only seems to monofocus on women politicians during campaigns.

 

[Koby_Fish]

So on Billy-Bob's autistic obsession with McDonalds... are we sure he and Dobson aren't the same person? This is the second fat idiot obsessed with McDonalds and lesbians, so they might be the same guy under a nomme de plume. Also the Big Mac is shit, Double Cheeseburger if you have to eat there. If you don't, go to a place that's good, like Five Guys or Jakes, or In And Out. If you want nuggets, Burger King nuggets are somehow better tasting.

Also again, he wants a political mommy to masturbate to. I'm just going to assume from now on that that's exactly why he only seems to monofocus on women politicians during campaigns.

maybe it's just a "Masshole" thing, that Dobson and Movieblob are so similar? Both have incredibly shit taste in food and both are presumably their own mcnugget graveyards (but mcnuggets are fucking delicious at least in Canada, fite me), though Dobson's not a cook at all, best he can do is microwave a potato and THEN spray pam on it and call it "I can't believe it's not butter!" He's as far as I know never done anything as autistically adventurous as Movieblob's mountain don't lemon kiwi chicken or 5-day hot sauce duct tape "vacuum" chicken.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Some days I just can't believe Bob is a real person.

Most of his ITG psudeo-intellectual personality is a false persona made to shield his damaged and fragile ego so in a way, he isn't.

 

[Mola Ram]

maybe it's just a "Masshole" thing, that Dobson and Movieblob are so similar?

There's probably something to that. Massachusetts folk share with New Yorkers and Californians a totally unwarranted sense of superiority over their fellow Americans, and when you have a God-tier loser like Bob or Dobson, that smugness can fill in a whole lot of gaps. It's an old story. Massachusetts Puritans thinking they're better than the Great Unwashed outside their prissy little enclave goes back to Colonial times.

 

[dzonatan]

What is with Slob continuously calling people de-evolved or sub-human?

Because he lacks the courage to say it to himself each time he looks into the mirror.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A troon thanks Bob for helping to shape their broken mind

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1315519068934492160

https://archive.vn/TekYK

A real stable individual

https://twitter.com/ProtoChan44

https://archive.vn/pZ3ce

I never thought about it before but if the tired trope of jump scares dies because of weirdos and troons getting triggered well it might have been all worth it. Too bad Hollywood's gonna be dead before then.


The ends justified the means as a man was killed in Denver yesterday because he was, as Bob says it, a "white supremacist"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1315519381456199680

https://archive.vn/INIRO

Spoiler: vid break down

The vid is of the confrontation in Denver. The guy with the "Black Guns Matter" shirt had been going around antagonizing people all day. He was not surrounded if you can actually be asked to watch the vid. BGM guy continuously keeps trying to get in the guy who get's shot face saying, repeatedly, "Shoot me nigga!". Some old guy gets between the two. Dead guy see's something off camera and approaches it. BGM guy and old guy have a few more words. You hear pepper spray being sprayed, a shot rings out, and dead guy falls back dead. The shooting itself is not on camera. The closest I've found to footage of the shooting is this.

Is getting slapped once a shootable offense? No. Is getting maced a shootable offense? The little I know about self defense laws, as shown by my 240 year sentence, maybe?

Please take note how, according to Bob, the illegality of hiring an unlicensed guy, people going to jail, and murder is all A-OK because in the end "the white supremacist is still dead". I have not seen proof that dead guy even IS a white supremacist but that doesn't matter because Bob says he is. Whether Bob actually believes it or not is irrelevant, see his no bad tactics screed from a two days back.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

There's probably something to that. Massachusetts folk share with New Yorkers and Californians a totally unwarranted sense of superiority over their fellow Americans, and when you have a God-tier loser like Bob or Dobson, that smugness can fill in a whole lot of gaps. It's an old story. Massachusetts Puritans thinking they're better than the Great Unwashed outside their prissy little enclave goes back to Colonial times.

Don't lump us in with them. Thanks.

 

[BubbleButt]

Hell be 40 in March. And he'll spend that birthday with only family who barely tolerate him.

You're optimistic if you think family is going to visit this tub of garbage. Chris is destitute and digging between couch cushions for patreon change while his sister is having a normal life somewhere.

 

[Fictional Character]

Alexander Hamilton and the rest of the Founding Fathers have been played by non-whites. Once that was done, it's all fair game as far as I'm concern.

That was before the invention of photography, so according to Bob, you can't know what they really looked like. Portrait paintings? What's that? Portraits were always flattering to the subject anyway, so it only makes sense they painted their subjects more white to appeal to them because everyone in the past was racist and wanted to look more white.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Just when I think I'm immune to getting angry about Bob's lack of empathy and total ignorance he finds a way to top himself.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Just when I think I'm immune to getting angry about Bob's lack of empathy and total ignorance he finds a way to top himself.

Juxtapose his "Is the white supremacist still dead?" comment with the gender blob thanking Bob for making it a "more compassionate thinker" and wew doggy that's one retarded chef's kiss of awful.

 

[Nobue]

I don't think Bob's heart (or kidneys- that's the organ Beetus affects, right?) will last that long unassisted.

I hope he loses the weight and fixes his 'beetus so I can keep laughing at him. Of course, if he somehow becomes this midlife Chad, I'll still laugh.

 

[Flexo]

Bob finally hears of his dream job...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It never ceases to astound me how Bob sees the world through a black-and-white, MCU-influenced lens. He loves capeshit and no doubt sees himself a moral equal to Captain America, Spider-Man, etc. However, he is anything but when you consider his motivations. Captain America and Superman are paragons motivated by their own moral code to stand up for those who cannot defend themselves. I loathe to use the language of the intersectional left, but Bob's sense of compassion is largely performative and my belief is that he only acts compassionate when it will garner him positive attention or benefit himself in some other way. Guilt motivates Spider-Man as his inaction led to the death of his beloved Uncle Ben and thus feels a tremendous sense of responsibility to use his powers to assist other. Bob refuses to take responsibility for his actions or his words through repeated denials despite the fact that his tweets are out in the open for the public to see. Then there is Batman whose motives may seem like vengeance on the surface, but is tempered by a sense of justice as he allows the courts to do their work rather than play judge, jury, and executioner (for the most part.) Bob is just a power-hungry maniac who wants his side to win because he wants them to use the power of the state to inflict suffering on those he hates.

Bob he demonstrates time and again that his primary motivation in life is anger and vengeance against those who (supposedly) wronged him, which is the classic motive of a supervillain. I would go so far as to compare him to Lex Luthor with all of the ego, two hundred extra pounds, and a microscopic fraction of the intelligence.

 

[Imposteroak]

maybe it's just a "Masshole" thing, that Dobson and Movieblob are so similar? Both have incredibly shit taste in food and both are presumably their own mcnugget graveyards (but mcnuggets are fucking delicious at least in Canada, fite me), though Dobson's not a cook at all, best he can do is microwave a potato and THEN spray pam on it and call it "I can't believe it's not butter!" He's as far as I know never done anything as autistically adventurous as Movieblob's mountain don't lemon kiwi chicken or 5-day hot sauce duct tape "vacuum" chicken.

Being a regular in both threads, I think the best conclusion is that they are both manchildren. It's an insult thrown around enough that it's lost a lot of meaning, but the most baffling parts of both dobsons and bobs personality can be actually explained that they are in fact incredibly immature for their age.

Here’s Bob two cents on the new Cleopatra movie Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins are making at Paramount.
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This entire thread could have just been "Ptolemaic Egypt was a thing." I get he is trying to frame it in the context of movies, but this is still a completely bizarre stream of thought diarrhea of what is actually a correct take.