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heyyyJackiePie
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So if you google "Impulse Gay Social Club", the CWCki page is the 7th result. Lol. It's really only a matter of time before they learn Chris' lolcow status. Anyways, I am going to upload more pictures today of Impulse for purposes of adding to the CWCki. You guys really need to see the entrance and how easy it is to miss it.
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I don't know if this info is old or not, but Spazkid during a SleepyCabin episode said why he no longer wants to involve himself with Chris and has a very anti A-log attitude about it.
At 1:43:25 for Chris-Chan talk.
Once again I apologize if this has been posted here before, but I couldn't find any reference to this in google or searching the forums.
Once again I apologize if this has been posted here before, but I couldn't find any reference to this in google or searching the forums.
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I really want to go to Impulse if I make it up to CWCville one of these days, how is the atmosphere? Just a run of the mill club? 18 or 21+? Do they serve booze? Is it worth going just to have a drink and take in a christorical location?
Sorry to bombard you with your own version of mailbag, but these are clearly very important questions that need answers immediately.
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what do I have to skip to. I'm not listening to a 2 hour podcast
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So according to a TRUE and HONEST source (9gag), an Ohio woman who pepper sprayed a Burger King employee in a moment of presumed tard rage was forced by a judge to choose 30 days' time or being pepper sprayed in the face. I am obviously not sure of the veracity of this tidbit, but it reminded me of a certain someone.
Which do you suppose Chris would choose if he were given the option?
Which do you suppose Chris would choose if he were given the option?
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It was mostly people from these groups arguing about who would get to troll Chris. See, at any given time, there was something like five e-girlfriends trying to get an "in" with Chris. The problem is that there were always people trying to squeal on other trolls to Chris. "Blanca/Ivy/Panda is a troll, Chris!"
So because of this, the first thing you did when Chris fell for your e-girlfriend was to shut down all the competing e-girlfriends, because otherwise they'd squeal on you first. This is also why people "hoarded cocks". If you didn't keep info secret for awhile, you'd have dumbasses sending it to Chris to try to fuck things up.
Google results aren't objective, they're tuned to your specific search habits. (And maybe more than that, like things you do on various google-run sites.)
With incognito mode on, the cwcki comes up as the tenth result.
Tayjelir
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Sorry, I posted the wrong URL. At 1:43:25 for Chris-Chan talk.
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Ooh, that's tricky. Chris did test the pepper spray on himself in an extremely mild way (he sprayed it on his wrist), and it fucked him up. So he knows it's nothing to play around with. But jail isn't a great alternative. Chris has very little experience being separated from his comforts.
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Over whose ween was more ebig.
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Oh, yes - I completely forgot about that. I'm somewhat relieved that he does have some idea what it actually does to someone. But you make an excellent point - being away from all his precious junk may seem more painful to him...
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If it was up to me I'd give him a month and some probation afterwards with counseling as a contingency. They won't give him any time though, they're just gonna make him see someone and give him a slap on the wrist.
My opinion to give him time is based off what I know about him. He has a history of causing trouble in businesses and getting banned, then not respecting the bans. He's completely unrepentant about his behavior unless he thinks he's in trouble. Deserves some time in the slammer.
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I think a mental health facility would be much better for him than jail.
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County jails can vary a lot in the US. Assuming it's a somewhat chill county jail, with mostly petty criminals, it very well might be a healthier environment than the one he's got with Barb. He'd get proper nutrition (it wouldn't taste good, but it'd meet nutritional requirements) and get to be around non-Barb people.
With Impulse, however, Chris has another social outlet, so jail isn't quite as stark a benefit as it would've been. But maybe it'd scare Chris into toeing the line better.
Of course, this is a moot point because it's pretty unlikely that Chris will get jailtime.
Those are in short supply.
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Sadly even here they are not nearly as prolific or as efficient as they need to be.
I suppose jail is the next best place, but as it's already unlikely he will land up there, one may as well do some wishful thinking.
I have my doubts as to whether he would really learn anything from being locked up; I get the impression he can't even comprehend why he is in trouble. Or just simply gives no fucks. Either way, when he is released from hypothetical custody he will probably go straight to Impulse and stalk the lesbians again as a celebration...
I suppose jail is the next best place, but as it's already unlikely he will land up there, one may as well do some wishful thinking.
I have my doubts as to whether he would really learn anything from being locked up; I get the impression he can't even comprehend why he is in trouble. Or just simply gives no fucks. Either way, when he is released from hypothetical custody he will probably go straight to Impulse and stalk the lesbians again as a celebration...
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Randomly speaking, I don't believe Chris will get thrown out of Impulse. Not unless it's based on some new type of obnoxious behavior. Most of the stuff he's gotten banned for in the past [yelling at kids, vandalizing property, loitering, attraction signs] isn't likely to be a problem at Impulse.
I think maybe the big bang will come when he leaves the club in the morning's wee hours, giddy with dancing happiness and a few drinks, drives off, and runs into the long waiting blarms of the Law.
Next morning:
Barb: Hello poleece? I want to report my son Christian Weston Chandler is missing!
Police: uh yeah, about that, Miz Chandler...
I think maybe the big bang will come when he leaves the club in the morning's wee hours, giddy with dancing happiness and a few drinks, drives off, and runs into the long waiting blarms of the Law.
Next morning:
Barb: Hello poleece? I want to report my son Christian Weston Chandler is missing!
Police: uh yeah, about that, Miz Chandler...
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Jail is not really meant to teach, in the sense that you'll gain some new knowledge that you didn't have before. It's merely a reminder of what's awaiting you if you fuck up. Jail is stick, not carrot. What it would do for Chris is scare him, severely. And not even anything relating to jail violence or anything like that. Just the simple threat of separating him from his cushy life. I don't have much confidence in Chris' ability to handle boredom, and I think the experience of jail will stick with him.
Not that Chris couldn't possibly break the law, post-jail, but it'd be extremely unlikely. After jail, I think that every single time Chris gets into an iffy situation, I think he'll freeze up and get super uncomfortable. He'd freeze up as the gears in his head start turning and he thinks about his time in jail, away from his iphone and video games and all that crap.
Note: Chris' behavior at Impulse is perfectly fine. He doesn't need to change that.