Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
Jetpack Himmler said:
Bob he demonstrates time and again that his primary motivation in life is anger and vengeance against those who (supposedly) wronged him, which is the classic motive of a supervillain. I would go so far as to compare him to Lex Luthor with all of the ego, two hundred extra pounds, and a microscopic fraction of the intelligence.
Click to expand...
Bob would see himself as Darkseid when he is more like Bruno Mannheim (the DCAU version).

 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: GeneralFriendliness, REGENDarySumanai, Flexo and 8 others
ravensboy said:
watching bob's 2020 no heroes bullshit is dark, honestly. Not for the reason he wants it to be, but the realization that he actually thinks movie production jobs are "working class". This is who he believes is the "working class." and he achieves this realization with mental gymanstics as I've mentioned before as disney being the "Storyteller" of the 21st century.
Click to expand...
I think Bob, on some level, understands his uselessness. On nights when he has no beer and is waiting for the upvotes to trickle in, I think he realizes that he's a 40 year old consoomer with nothing to show for his life, so he has to go through these gymnastics to justify his existence. He's lying to himself, constantly.
It's worth noting that he follows a lot of troons (many of whom have threads here); troons tend to be compulsive liars, which is a necessity for their existence. Birds of a feather, I suppose.
 
  • Winner
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: GeneralFriendliness, Flexo, big baby jesus and 8 others
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
It's worth noting that he follows a lot of troons (many of whom have threads here); troons tend to be compulsive liars
Click to expand...
They're also extraordinarily angry and have very short fuses, partly from resentment towards God (or whatever) for their "incorrect" genetics, partly from hormonal imbalances.
Truly Bob's people.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: REGENDarySumanai, BOLDYSPICY!, Arthur Morgan and 6 others
Just found a group that might accept Bob

1602548489417.png
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: GeneralFriendliness, REGENDarySumanai, ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη and 25 others
Bobby continues to hold on to the fantasy that Disney gives a fuck about theaters:
0.png

But Chris is inconsolable:
0-.png

74.png

Daily e-begging:
0-.png

+ + + +
96.png

0.png

Some skank's right to kill her fetus, or some degenerate men's right to chop their dicks off, is more important than your "immediate wants" such as being able to afford nutritious, non-McNugget food.
96.png

Joe BidenKamala Harris has already won and is now already on a rampage to slay the ghouls:
83.png

8745.png
I hope Bobby can tell us what is the "lethal, longer-ranged weapon" we can use to counter fossil fuel companies, and which MCU movie does that come from.

Elites don't conspire; each of them is fully capable of taking the world with her bare hands. Did you ever seen MCU heroes conspiring? Conspiring is for movie villains:
83.png
"I can work with this" is the attitude of a Blockbuster shelf-stocker. Everything more complicated requires cooperation and networking.

+ + + +
Apparently some randos held a debate with Noam Chomsky. Bobby thinks Chomsky is stupid and is getting in the way of Superior Future:
0.png

74.png
I still doubt Bobby has ever watched a Ken Loach movie that his film class didn't assign.

Bob is smarter than you.
8531.png

8452.png

Another pearl of wisdom from Roberto Il Fashionisto:
909.png

This squawky parrot picks up a new phrase: "dismantling whiteness"
6790.png

+ + + +
Bobby takes some cheeky jokes seriously because people insults his Mom Hillary.
83.png

He goes on to show off his erudition:
996.png
Even if one day we manage to find the cure for "psychotic religious brain-infections", there still won't be a cure for the lack of humor.

Bobby's Angels. The Bad Loser continues to beat the corpse of RBG:
83.png

Bobby retweets some incomprehensible fanfic by Fake Chink:
845.png

Lukey on Chomsky:
74.png

And The Abortion continues to invite people in her pity party:
897.png

Sir Robert and The Parasites memes.
70.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Lunacy
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, GeneralFriendliness, Flexo and 7 others
diehardman said:
I'm new to MovieBob. He has a thing for asians?
Click to expand...
One of his in-laws is Asian. I'm not sure if that explains Bobby's Chinkabooism.

The most grotesque manifestiation of his Chinkabooism is the beginning of his Pacific Rim review, where he reads out some Google-translate Chinese in mangled Mandarin:

+ + + +
0-=.png

896.png

Crossover with Cuck Wendig:
0.png

Let's get back to the "racist" wigger chick with a swastika tattoo yesterday. Apparently Bobby wants to objectify her:
0.png

Don't you joke about my Little Mother!
0.png

For most people, "punching" Thunberg is not "punching down"; it is punching way, way, up beyond their weight class.
 
  • Winner
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Donny Cheese, GeneralFriendliness, Ms. Cegination and 17 others
Positron said:
Sir Robert and The Parasites memes.
View attachment 1657956
Click to expand...
Tbh, the one character from that movie that Bob kind of reminds me of is the retarded husband of the old housekeeper (the one who was allergic to peaches). If Bob were in a similar situation, I can totally imagine him being slavishly devoted to the a rich family like the Parks even when he's been locked in a cellar for years on end like that character was.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: stupid moron, twattycake, Koby_Fish and 1 other person
BubbleButt said:
If their Mulan gamble had worked, Disney would never release another movie into theaters ever again.
Click to expand...
Its not much of a gamble when your release an expensive controversy ridden shit show that requires you to pay for a shitty streaming service on top of paying $30 (which is way more than a standard movie ticket at a theater or even DirecTV) for the privilege.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Slutpuppies, Knyttet, Sexy Senior Citizen and 3 others
solidus said:
Really Chris? I’d have never noticed... Someone contribute to his e-begging podcast so he can afford a hair cut.

View attachment 1658085

View attachment 1658080
Click to expand...
I can't grab it right now but Chris did some more pleading for neet bud saying that times were really hard right now. I bring this up because about a month ago he was proudly saying how he just remodeled his kitchen. I wanna say it was because of his patreon but I can't remember.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: REGENDarySumanai, Slutpuppies, Knyttet and 4 others
Ralph Barnhardt said:
I can't grab it right now but Chris did some more pleading for neet bud saying that times were really hard right now. I bring this up because about a month ago he was proudly saying how he just remodeled his kitchen. I wanna say it was because of his patreon but I can't remember.
Click to expand...
He signed up with a contractor to remodel his home in September (on top of the constant need of his tard baby). Then the excuse switched to something he would not diverge on social media.
 
  • Informative
  • DRINK!
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, Knyttet, Sexy Senior Citizen and 4 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back