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Spoony 2012: Nobody wants to play in my Pathfinder games. :(

Also Spoony: WIZARDS DRESSING LIKE WIZARDS IS STUPID AND I WILL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO KILL YOU IF YOU DO IT

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I have ALWAYS hated Spoony's "DON'T DRESS LIKE A WIZARD!" It is the dumbest fucking shit.

Wizards aren't the only people who wear robes you fucktard. Assuming this is a medieval based setting robes/long tunics are going to be extremely common among basically everyone who isn't armed to the teeth.

On that note I kind of like to imagine a party of evil PCs with a Spoony-esque commander ambushing and murdering some poor impoverished vagrant fuck on the assumption he's a wizard because he has a single set of clothes due to being poor.
 
On that note I kind of like to imagine a party of evil PCs with a Spoony-esque commander ambushing and murdering some poor impoverished vagrant fuck on the assumption he's a wizard because he has a single set of clothes due to being poor.
I was thinking Spoony might attack a Wizard NPC judging based on their robes, only to learn it's a Cleric wearing robes over their armor. Spoony should realize he isn't the only person who can subvert expectations.
 
Since nothing is happening, I would like to talk about Spoony forums. I end up getting there because I wanted him to review mediocre and obscure Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm video game, based on Xenozoic Tales comics. I was a fan of beat em up arcade game by Capcom, and thought it would fit Spoonys "I hate everything that I didn't grow up with" style. Little did I knew back then, that Spoony only reviews what he wants and when he feels like it.

I ended up interacting with few TGWTG ppl there, Linkara was there, Benzaie and Lordkat were very down to Earth and friendly, Lupa and PushingupRoses happen to be among the members. Linkara was always smug, but nowhere near as today, he would take jokes and make fun of everything, including himself and his work. But yeah, even back then, he was elitist, in lesser form.

Scarlett was - fine in my book. Yes she was main admin (other was Spoony himself), but nowhere near as ppl like to remember her. She responded in PM every time I asked her, in a fun selfaware way, with "Cheers" in the end. She would interact with members, make treads like "What would be if 90s kid (Linkaras character) and 80s Girl (I think Linsey did that one) had a kid". She did ban people, mostly for violating rules, including me because I did one of the worst offence - spoke about TGWTG producer in toxic or insulting way. I called JesuOtaku "Flatchested girl that you can use here torso for ironboard, and who none wants to fuck". So yeah, Scarlett was nowhere terrible as people remember her. Also she would step up to defend Spoony when he had his "writer's blockade" phases and other "where is my "free entertament" (as Spoony would call his videos) this week?" excuses.

As for Spoony, he would come from time to time, but he didn't post much stuff, infact he would do one to maybe three posts a week. He enjoyed been center of attention, and like to encourage members to write certain amount before he would post answer. Sometimes he would respond to something that he find interesting, but most of times he would lurk in the shadows and wait patiently.

As for the whiteknights, sure, they were on the forums. I remember once making tread that Spoony would do crossover with Metal Gear Ben from Screwattack (I wasn't aware that Channel Awesome hated SA, because of firing Handsome Tom by Stuttering Craig), some members attacked me by saying that someone as high & mighty as Spoony shouldn't be in video of some lowlife pleb as MGB.

Funny thing was that few months after my ban, Scarlett and Spoony broke up, she left admin duties, and Spoony did "Kidnap Hope tie her up in his basement and love her his way" tweet. Karma can be a bitch sometimes.
 
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I hope when Spoony dies his purgatorial punishment is a very long D&D campaign full of robe-wearing wizards and singing Christmas trees and every villager is Donald Trump and every time he gets angry the DM kills his character and he has to start the whole campaign over.
And every death adds a mariachi Jedi to his party.
 
I hope when Spoony dies his purgatorial punishment is a very long D&D campaign full of robe-wearing wizards and singing Christmas trees and every villager is Donald Trump and every time he gets angry the DM kills his character and he has to start the whole campaign over.
You just reminded me he had aCampaign where the main villan face fucked one of the PCs to death .
 
She clearly reads this forum and is determined to get her own thread here like her Senpai Spoony [notice how she never seems to call him Noah?]

Rachel sweetheart. Getting a thread on this forum is not something you should be aiming for. That means you fucked up royally and now people are mocking you for it.
She'll have to get off her fat ass and do something more interesting than pining for Spoony on Twitter if she wants her own thread. Come on girl! Drive to his house! Mail him a letter your "special scent" on it! Spoony senpai isn't going to really notice you until you make him see how much you care!
 
She clearly reads this forum and is determined to get her own thread here like her Senpai Spoony [notice how she never seems to call him Noah?]

Rachel sweetheart. Getting a thread on this forum is not something you should be aiming for. That means you fucked up royally and now people are mocking you for it.

If she reads forum posts she would get help right away. But nope, she needs to help herself by helping Spoony, and when Spoony is cured from been sad, so shall she.
 
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One of the early bosses is a scarlet dragon.



Now I want to know what innocuous thing set Spoony off so much he face-fucked the pc to death. The player rolled dice with his left hand?

It was in the thieves world campaign.

Part 1
Part 2

I remember that story as one of the very few "we all had fun" stories. Compared to the "I made sure no one else had fun because I'm smart".
I admit that I didn't listen to the video in a long time, so my memoryisn't perfect. It was a story about how the players started working for the big bad guy. One player threw his acid flask at the BBG by mistake. This made them run afowl of each other. And then the campaign turned into an escalation of vengeful acts between them.
At one point the BBG fucked a woman in her eye socket, killing her, in a public place to rile the players to show themselves.
I know it's fucked up, but I remember it as a shocking morality event horizon moment like it was supposed to be.
It conflicts with the morality grandstanding and preaching about how rape must never be used in anything ever. I'm not sure if I've seen Spoony go on one of those. So that's one point of hypocrisy that he doesn't have. That's 1 to 6,913,757. Congrats spoony on getting that one point.

I remember that did take way too long in the vid going like "I know rape is awful and I do not condone it". I remember it because I remember rolling my eyes and be like "those characters are murderers! I get that they are not role models! You didn't apologise for the killing, right? Do you condone murder?!"

Anyway, you can watch the whole thing if you want. I don't think that was one of spoony's great lolcow kind of vidoes. At most it shows that he is willing to go further than most for cheap shock value, but that's not a great reason to get lols, and we already knew he branded himselfe as the shock value guy.
 
To be honest, when the players tell me what they are wearing, I don't even pay attention. "I have a green hat with a purple feather. My shirt is fine muslin, brown with white embroidery. My pants are..." I don't care.

What's your AC? Does a 13 hit?

I don't care if you are dressed as a wizard. In the start game the kobolds will go after who is in front. In the end game the dragon will go after the party leader.

What clothes the player is wearing makes no difference in the game. I've seen many campaigns where players who have pets or familiars completely forget they exist. How would we remember what clothes they have on?

Yeah, have your wizard wear an outfit to blend in. Spoony would just meta game and have the enemies attack the wizard anyways.
 
Spoony would love a wizard who is tank, dps and support at the same time, but also well balanced. Why doesn't he just play multyclass then?
 
Yeah, have your wizard wear an outfit to blend in. Spoony would just meta game and have the enemies attack the wizard anyways.
Eventually, he definitely would. But I bet he'd let you get away with stuff for awhile because by playing the game 'his way' you're basically telling him how right he is and he'll reward that.
 
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