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homewayhalf said:
What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.
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um if you paid attention you would realize when the ranch upgrades he will have his OWN room, heckin gosh
 
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Shrekking Crew said:
I tried to imagine Wedge, Biggs, and Kev all in the same room fucking and now I'm in my own version of Silent Hill 2. Trying to come to terms with the horror of the reality which my mind has created.
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Sss-.... Silent Hill Troon.

Featuring Pyramid Neck Dick.

Edit: There, now it's dick instead of neck, you uncultured swine. Though ironically head works just as well.
 
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homewayhalf said:
What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.
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Kev Kev has mentioned a few times in tweets that he’s currently in the best place in his life right now. he answered one of those Twitter posts that asked “would you rather be eight years old with a knowledge you have now OR be 50 but a multibillionaire” and Kevin chose eight years old just so he could find Penny earlier and shack up with Penny earlier in life and get to where he is sooner.

There’s no long-term planning with many Troons I’ve noticed. For the same reason that every time they show a photo of themselves the bedroom is a fucking mess, they’re constantly having financial troubles and the slightest inconvenience they meltdown and have an ‘anxiety’ attack.
They are weak, weak moral character for all the reasons we know about and I won’t go into without sounding like a Jordan Peterson YouTube video.
 
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homewayhalf said:
What is Kevin planning on doing with his life for the long-term? Is he really planning on living on the Ranch for the rest of his life? Sharing a room until he dies? In the middle of nowhere? He plans to never work again? Will his inheritance never run out? I’m always intrigued by people who live like this as someone who has a phobia against instability.
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I need to point out here that if Kevin had access to a lump sum of money from the inheritance, it would have been spent by now. We know he gets payments every month so it is either portioned out for say a monthly payment for 60 years, or he is living off the interest, or both. I think he is expecting to live off of it for the rest of his life.

the khat quaffer said:
Sss-.... Silent Hill Troon.

Featuring Pyramid Neck.
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...Pyramid Dick was right there and you missed it.
 
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Easy Peasy said:
as loathsome as Penny is, it appears he at least is trying to be a functioning member of society, trying to get good rancher folks of western colorado to hate them a little less. Kevin could never.

Imagine dating "her?"
#getmetothenunnery
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Soooo, when Shakespeare wrote that, the word "nunnery" was actually slang for brothel. I cant stop laughing at the thought of a kiwi imagining the date and being so turned on that they feel the frantic urge to nut one out.

the khat quaffer said:
Sss-.... Silent Hill Troon.

Featuring Pyramid Neck Dick.

Edit: There, now it's dick instead of neck, you uncultured swine. Though ironically head works just as well.
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I'm cultured enough to at least know who Pyramid Head is, I just thought Pyramid Dick was better. Though you are right, Pyramid Head is hilariously apt. After all Hyena's dick is so small it is basically all head.
 
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Enoby Way said:
Soooo, when Shakespeare wrote that, the word "nunnery" was actually slang for brothel. I cant stop laughing at the thought of a kiwi imagining the date and being so turned on that they feel the frantic urge to nut one out.



I'm cultured enough to at least know who Pyramid Head is, I just thought Pyramid Dick was better. Though you are right, Pyramid Head is hilariously apt. After all Hyena's dick is so small it is basically all head.
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thanks, I hate it :lol::lol:
 
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Yellow Sink Disease said:
Excuse me but 158 tweets PER DAY? I don't even have that many thoughts per day, much less enough thoughts that are worth sharing.
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I don't get the feeling that you feel like a non-entity if you aren't receiving regular attention, even if only online. Think of what tweeting compulsively might represent to Kevin and what it says of him. I think an apt metaphor would be he is shouting into the void in the increasingly desperate hopes of receiving any morsels of human attention spans. Internet interactions aren't a panacea to the loneliness that permeates his life, and our boy here knows.
 
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someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Begging for $170 dollars.

Kev, that is so pathetic, man. You could make that much doing literally anything. Like you could cam for weirdos that fetishize sliced up AGP lumps of flesh like yourself. Could flash the amhole and probly make more than $170 in a few days. Getting on your twitter and begging for spare change doesn't even make me annoyed with you. It just makes me pity you.
 
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