Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Strange Wilderness]

It would almost be worth it to give Bob a couple of million dollars and send him to Hollywood. Bob's such a rube, he'd be picked clean by scam artists in no time. At no point would Bob ever come within shouting distance of getting an actual movie made. For one thing, he's so intellectually uncurious that he knows nothing about the actual process of getting a film made. It may as well be magic, as far as he's concerned. And despite his entire career and college degree specializing in media commentary, he shows zero interest in learning anything. Surface-level wikipedia is as deep as Bob's knowledge ever gets.

Any film Bob makes would fall apart completely because like you said he has no knowledge of how to actually make a movie or even just how to handle finances. So many movies live and breath on how well the director and producer manage their money and make decisions based off how much cash they have. Any production Bob hypothetically was in charge of would crash and burn because he can't work with people and can't compromise to save his life. He'd blow all the money on some 30 second CGI action scene and realize he still had 89 minutes to fill and demand that you give him more money to realize his vision.

Who was that tech expert that was responsible for using the model that was used for the draft again?

Robert McNamara. Living proof that War and Business should never be intertwined. Also he was CEO of Ford at one point so as a GM man I have to say someone really should have dropped a Daisy Cutter on him, oh and the whole sending thousands of men to their deaths in an unwinnable war.

Apocalypse Now is one of the greatest films ever made and it can be summarized as a film showing soldiers going gradually insane and trying anything to cope with brutality of war. I doubt Bob will review this film as it contains 0 modern pop culture references and is a stand alone film with no super heroes and let alone any heroes since everyone is evil and goes or is already insane.
Now i'm no pop culture critic just some cunt who enjoys a shitshow.

Part of what makes the themes of Apocalypse Now stand out so much vs. other anti-war movies is that in real life the cast and crew really were going insane in the jungle. Adds another layer to everything going on, it wasn't acting they really were drugged out of their minds blowing up random shit on the verge of death.

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People actually made a stink over Bob's firing? I don't want to believe it but I know it is true.

Saddly Bob has a fanbase, mostly of people even more socially stunted but just as partisan and genocidal as him. I tell ya its quacking crazy Jimbo.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Any film Bob makes would fall apart completely because like you said he has no knowledge of how to actually make a movie or even just how to handle finances. So many movies live and breath on how well the director and producer manage their money and make decisions based off how much cash they have. Any production Bob hypothetically was in charge of would crash and burn because he can't work with people and can't compromise to save his life. He'd blow all the money on some 30 second CGI action scene and realize he still had 89 minutes to fill and demand that you give him more money to realize his vision.

So it'd be something like Heaven's Gate, where Michael Cimino blew the budget up four times because of ego.

 

[Mola Ram]

So it'd be something like Heaven's Gate, where Michael Cimino blew the budget up four times because of ego.

No, because Cimino at least knew how to frame a shot and direct actors into good performances. This would be more like Tommy Wiseau blowing millions on state of the art cameras and still somehow managing to make his movie look like a soap opera.

 

[Flexo]

No, because Cimino at least knew how to frame a shot and direct actors into good performances. This would be more like Tommy Wiseau blowing millions on state of the art cameras and still somehow managing to make his movie look like a soap opera.

The difference is that Tommy has a very strange charm.

I mean I would find his reading out of Bob's tweets hilarious instead of rage inducing. Whereas bob saying "a dozen red roses, hi doggie" would sound like a major asshole.

 

[Mola Ram]

The difference is that Tommy has a very strange charm.

I mean I would find his reading out of Bob's tweets hilarious instead of rage inducing. Whereas bob saying "a dozen red roses, hi doggie" would sound like a major asshole.

YOU'RE TEARING APART MY SUPERIOR FUTURE LISA

 

[Strange Wilderness]

So it'd be something like Heaven's Gate, where Michael Cimino blew the budget up four times because of ego.

Pretty much. Lets say Bob got 100 million dollars to make his dream live-action Mario movie, his ego, inability to work with others, temper, and general lack of knowledge of how to make a movie would turn it into another Heavens Gate or Ishtar or The Room. If the actor playing Mario wanted to play Mario in a different way than Bobs vision Bob would yell at the guy and fire him instead of working with him or trying to convince him of his vision. Money would be spent on unnecessary effects and overly expensive sets to perfectly simulate the Mushroom Kingdom instead of taking the cheap route and shooting outdoors as a substitute for more expensive settings thus saving money for more important scenes. He can't stage or set a scene for shit, he knows nothing about lighting or sound so whatever he shot would look like crap. In his pitch for a Mario movie he said he wanted dwarves/little people to play the Toads when you could make a compromise and just have the Toads be normal sized or have them stand further away from the camera to make them look smaller like they did in Lord of the Rings but I doubt Mr. Pop Culture critic knows that or even how to do that.

Whatever movie Bob made would be a total disaster because he would need a shitload of money that only the big studios have and because he doesn't know the fundamentals of how to make a movie. His beloved James Gunn didn't get handed a multi-million dollar directing gig just because he kissed the right asses, Gunn got to direct Guardians of the Galaxy because he worked his way up from the bottom learning the fundamentals of how to make a movie working at Troma and directing his own smaller budgeted films that showed he knew what the hell he was doing. Bob never learned the fundamentals of how to make a movie as the production values of his videos shows and if he ever landed in the directors chair of any production he'd run it into the ground due to his lack of knowledge and his own rotten personality. I'd sooner give Brad Jones, James Rolfe, or Mike Stoklasa 100 million to make a movie because those three web personalities have shown they actually know how to make decent movies on a low budget vs. a man who can't even use a green screen properly and would blow half the budget on McDonald's and booze.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Pretty much. Lets say Bob got 100 million dollars to make his dream live-action Mario movie, his ego, inability to work with others, temper, and general lack of knowledge of how to make a movie would turn it into another Heavens Gate or Ishtar or The Room. If the actor playing Mario wanted to play Mario in a different way than Bobs vision Bob would yell at the guy and fire him instead of working with him or trying to convince him of his vision. Money would be spent on unnecessary effects and overly expensive sets to perfectly simulate the Mushroom Kingdom instead of taking the cheap route and shooting outdoors as a substitute for more expensive settings thus saving money for more important scenes. He can't stage or set a scene for shit, he knows nothing about lighting or sound so whatever he shot would look like crap. In his pitch for a Mario movie he said he wanted dwarves/little people to play the Toads when you could make a compromise and just have the Toads be normal sized or have them stand further away from the camera to make them look smaller like they did in Lord of the Rings but I doubt Mr. Pop Culture critic knows that or even how to do that.

Whatever movie Bob made would be a total disaster because he would need a shitload of money that only the big studios have and because he doesn't know the fundamentals of how to make a movie. His beloved James Gunn didn't get handed a multi-million dollar directing gig just because he kissed the right asses, Gunn got to direct Guardians of the Galaxy because he worked his way up from the bottom learning the fundamentals of how to make a movie working at Troma and directing his own smaller budgeted films that showed he knew what the hell he was doing. Bob never learned the fundamentals of how to make a movie as the production values of his videos shows and if he ever landed in the directors chair of any production he'd run it into the ground due to his lack of knowledge and his own rotten personality. I'd sooner give Brad Jones, James Rolfe, or Mike Stoklasa 100 million to make a movie because those three web personalities have shown they actually know how to make decent movies on a low budget vs. a man who can't even use a green screen properly and would blow half the budget on McDonald's and booze.

That would also put a lot of stress on the studio as well since with the money Bob would spend on and being force to give him more, it would make the chances of breaking even at the box office more worrisome because you also got the marketing campaign you have to roll out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In reality, Escapist was deluged with overjoyed former subscribers thanking them for firing Bob (again) and expounding on why they find him so intolerable. Nick even had to issue a “Please chill, Bob haters” plea, as shared previously in this thread. Bob’s tweet thread is pure cope.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

What type of nickname is Chippa? And why does he use it in the third person. Seems really faggy

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The difference is that Tommy has a very strange charm.

I mean I would find his reading out of Bob's tweets hilarious instead of rage inducing. Whereas bob saying "a dozen red roses, hi doggie" would sound like a major asshole.

I think the only way Bob could make something unintentionally hilarious like The Room is if you gave him money to go to an abandoned suburb and make a post apocalyptic movie. He'd do something like Fury Road with way more emphasis on how the evil jocks caused this and we just needed to get rid of the Republican Party to get the superior future.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

What about RedLetterMedia? I mean, Chris Stuckmann is the best.

I would personally put Jeremy Jahns before Stuckmann, who is also good, but Jahns is my cup of tea. RLM is also good, but with new movies, I would first watch Chris and Jeremys videos because they are shorter, and good for helping me decide should I go or not. After I watched the movie, I would go back to RLM for some things I missed or to see just how much pro and con arguments they make. I only watch Bob for his "White male rage" moments, when I know he wont like the movie because it clashes with his spinner one-sided pro sex negative SJW feministic ideology, like with "Joker".

I use to like Bob before he went all SJW. He has some good points when reviewing movies, but loves to make stupid one-sided arguments when his left-wing indoctrinated agenda kicks in. The only thing that he is sensitive about is when dealing with other races and cultures, because white man = bad.

Guess what Bob:

You are white male. Shut the fuck up! ​

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On Michael Malice’s most recent episode (a hilarious one with Kurt Metzger), he made a really good point that reminded me of a certain footless virgin. To paraphrase: Presenting as virulently anti-racist is the only opportunity low-status whites have to feel superior to anyone. Same goes for being stridently anti-transphobia, anti-ableism, etc.

This goes beyond “oh it’s virtue signaling.” If you have nothing else going for you, you can at least take this path to feeling you deserve to share in cultural (if not literal) domination of your betters.

 

[MirrorNoir]

The continuity helps with making mediocre movies feel worthwhile. Say, Captain America is quite boring, but wait, there's this Winter Soldier movie where he has do deal with some complex shit. Still, it's wrong to make broad statements about the MCU. What's the best movies of the Iron Man, Captain American, and Thor Trilogy? First, Second, and Third. Infinity war only works as a sequel, but it makes full use of being a sequel to tell a story much longer than movies typically allow. You can get a book length story from the MCU, which is typically impossible with movies.

I should note that one of the reasons why everyone and their mothers treat the MCU like they do, is that it was an INSANELY ambitious project to basically create a MASSIVE sprawling multi-franchise epic out of about a 20 movies and in spite of all the ways it could have failed, they actually fucking pulled it off. Twenty films with obscenely tight continuity, which at the same time had to work both as stand-alone films and part of the largely narrative being spun, and which managed to survive with only two secondary characters replaced though in the case of the Hulk, you could have easily skipped the Norton film entirely given how it didn't play into the ultimate narration of the series.

NOTHING like this had ever been tried before and hence why so many critics blow Marvel/Disney over the Infinity Saga; because it was so fucking ambitious and they pulled the landing. And that it created enough of a smoke and mirror "it's all going to pay off!" vibe, that the weaker films didn't bring the entire thing down.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Chris continues his futile quest for the Holy Grail: 150 Patreon subscribers.
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If reviewers who use Apple or have Apple accounts are favored, it simply means none of the reviews on that site holds any value.

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You've seen those "angry responses" yesterday. So let's take a look at what Chris considers "calm, respectful discourse":
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Unsurprisingly most if not all of them are Bobby's cronies.

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Apparently Trump has kidnapped Hunter Biden and is going to sell him to Eastern Europe as a male prostitute:
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People actually made a stink over Bob's firing? I don't want to believe it but I know it is true.

Bobby's conversation with an Angel about Amy Barrett, Sarah Palin -- and J. K. Terf Rowling.
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Note how intent Troon #34 is to steer the conversation towards Rowling.

Another Angel. Another rant against Palin:
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White people is trash:
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Zootopia 2
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The number-one reason to do Zootopia 2 is that the original did very well in China. Bobby gloated over that before. But now that #BLM happened Z2 must be shitcanned.

Every Boxing, Muay Thai, MMX, etc movies is about FUCK YOU DAD!
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Spank bank:
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Having gotten the troons out of the way let's tune to a troon-free episode of Bobby's Angels. Fake Tits talks about thermal management:
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White people are trash:
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Damn I was determined to keep it troon-free, but Lukey just has to barge in to give us a nuclear take!
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Yup. Hiring troons means you have to watch them masturbate in front of you. Ever wonder why no one hires Lukey?

(Lukey also rants about his sad life and diversity in gaming again, though I'm sure he'll do it again tomorrow.)

His brother's podcast seems to be a a question of just how much hipster welfare one can collect simply by being related to a blue checkmark.

I'm actually amazed that a person can pull $500/month just for being related to MovieBob. I guess as long as you type "ORANGE MAN BAD" every day, somebody will donate $1 to your patreon.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The difference is that Tommy has a very strange charm.

I mean I would find his reading out of Bob's tweets hilarious instead of rage inducing. Whereas bob saying "a dozen red roses, hi doggie" would sound like a major asshole.

That's because the New England accent is the worst accent in the English language including foreign accents. Starting off sounding like a drunk cab driver is not pleasant to listen to. Early MovieBlob videos are incomprehensible because his accent was so thick. He's more comprehensible (if you can believe that) now, but that just means we hear his terrible opinions better so it balances out to the same terrible listening experience.

 

[ditto]

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

What makes bob so intolerable is his rare combination of arrogance and ignorance. He thinks he is smarter than everyone around him while simultaneously proving the opposite.

His arrogance doesn't allow him to admit he is wrong or even allow the thought of being wrong to across his mind. That's why he is so infuriating. Chris has the mind of a child. That's why he has a charm to him. Bob just comes across as a bitter know-it-all fat man who can't get in m'lady's pants.

It's bizarre that someone in their mid 40s, who supposedly would have any sort of life experience, would think this way. Instead he has the same mindset as a 20 something tumblr leftist.

There's 1000s of pages about bob and this has already probably been said. I was reading through his Twitter timeline while taking a dump and seriously fuck this zero self awareness fat bitch.

 

[dzonatan]

Dear God! Can anyone tell me what the hell this "creative class" and "intellectual labor" is supposed to mean? From where I stand they are fabricated terms Bob uses to make himself sound smarter than he really is (and failing miserably.) Either that or they are euphemisms for "useless fat ass who's too lazy to get a useful job."

What those terms mean? They mean to publicly show everyone how much of better person someone who says them is.
Those terms have same kind of vapid energy as "effortless cool" had back when same kind of people posed as hipsters.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

What makes bob so intolerable is his rare combination of arrogance and ignorance. He thinks he is smarter than everyone around him while simultaneously proving the opposite.

His arrogance doesn't allow him to admit he is wrong or even allow the thought of being wrong to across his mind. That's why he is so infuriating. Chris has the mind of a child. That's why he has a charm to him. Bob just comes across as a bitter know-it-all fat man who can't get in m'lady's pants.

It's bizarre that someone in their mid 40s, who supposedly would have any sort of life experience, would think this way. Instead he has the same mindset as a 20 something tumblr leftist.

There's 1000s of pages about bob and this has already probably been said. I was reading through his Twitter timeline while taking a dump and seriously fuck this zero self awareness fat bitch.

Bob also has the mind of a child, in this case a bullied fat kid who thinks that adult life is an extension of some athlete calling him obese at school. That's just a lot less endearing than someone who thinks he's a god like Chris.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

What makes bob so intolerable is his rare combination of arrogance and ignorance. He thinks he is smarter than everyone around him while simultaneously proving the opposite.

He does make a good point from time to time, no doubt about that. But he can also be onesided and narrowminded, and the fact that everybody points out just ends been ignored because it doesn't match what his superior intelligence. Because Bob knows best.