Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is indeed a giant pedo, but I think men in general are attracted to younger women. However, younger in this context is 20ish. The British government seems to think that 30s is the optimum age but finds half of men would indeed have sex with a 21-year-old girl, but another study found that men are most attracted to 21-year-old women, despite their own age. It's pretty obvious that men, be they 20 or 50, will always be attracted to a woman 18-21, perhaps its evolutionary based on their fecundity, I dunno, but in 2020 it's definitely NOT about breeding with fertile young women. Lucas takes one point of data, that men are attracted to women in their early twenties, and makes an entire theory that drives his life out of it.

Additionally, humans have been on the planet somewhere between 4,000 to 2 million years ago. In those early days, right after the ark/during Africa, men probably didn't much live past 35. Certainly over the past couple millennia, the vast majority of relationships are, as Lucas puts it, age proximous [sic]. Humans have been steadily advancing and doing better, if there has been a decline in physical fitness it is due to our overwhelming success at taming nature and sitting on our asses all day Lucas style, not through a lack of age gap breeding. We've made it this far without age gapping our offspring, I don't think the human species is in need of saving by the rantings of some homeless schizo who gets triggered by the voices on the wind.

He is entirely incapable of seeing alternative explanations of things. In his mind, the solution to everything is age gap breeding and there can be no other way. Similarly, in his mind, weed and alcohol is the only "medicine" he needs, and he can see it no other way.
The key is that Lucas feels he is owed this sex and any young woman who doesn't want him is classist. Being attracted to college-age girls is normal, screaming about how they are horribly prejudiced if they don't become his fecund bae is not.
 
Heads up to everyone following him, don’t fuck around and get blocked.
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Wait until he finds out that, with the exception of a few boomer ladies who misguidedly try and ‘help’ him, everyone on his friends list—everyone—is there to gawk at him and laugh at his retarded exploits.
 
Lucas really thinks he is someone special. He thinks he has magic sperm and has lots to offer a Gen Z bae. He eats at Spokane's finest restaurants. And also eats ramen noodles with colored pencils. He is plenty good and anyone who thinks otherwise is both wrong as well as a bigot. One thing that sets off Lucas and other lolcows more than people flat out mocking them is someone trying to give them advice. True lolcows will reject advice. You see, Lucas thinks he has made great improvements in life. He is thinking about taking one class at the community college and has considered trying to apply for a job at a convenience store. He is plenty good and if you bring up anything negative, you're gas lighting. Mooove on!
 
I love how Lucas threatens suicide, as if anyone cares.

It's like he thinks he can guilt people into doing what he wants, by threatening to take himself out of their life.

Lucas: no one cares if you kill yourself, dude.

Shit or get off the pot.

Also, no one is fooled by your constant insults and tough-talking when you're being interviewed in a podcast.

We all know you're a cowardly piece of shit and Goldaor, Jeremiah, or even Sophie could kick the shit out of your fat worthless ass.

I lost the last remaining shred of sympathy that I had for Lucas when he started insulting Goldie and hitting on Sophie, after everything Goldie had done for him.

I mean, it was expected, but it was still a bit shocking to hear.

Lucas doesn't care about anyone. He only cares about himself.

The repeating refrain is, what have you done for me lately?

We know, with certainty, that Isaac and his brother and all the other homeless guys that occasionally tolerate Lucas for a few minutes are only doing it because Lucas is willing to pay them for their friendship with weed and booze.

As soon as Lucas starts to know a person, he starts taking advantage. He starts insulting the person, insulting their intelligence, insulting their Humanity, suggesting that he's more intelligent than them, suggesting that they don't have true political beliefs, that they are a hypocrite. he's surprisingly Brazen and aggressive, considering how big of a coward he is.

This tells me that he hasn't had his ass beat nearly often enough . He's managed to skate through life, being this horrible person and hiding behind police, hiding behind social services, and avoiding the beatings he so richly deserves.

This guarantees he's never going to have any real friends. Certain people, certain beautiful or charismatic people, can be antagonistic: push people away and still maintain friendships, because there are aspects of their personality that people are desperate to get close to, but Lucas is not one of these people, obviously, his abrasiveness belies how desperately lonely he is.

You would think, if he had the tiniest shred of intelligence in that stupid gourd shaped head of his, that he would realize he needed to kiss ass and be as pathetically nice as possible so that people would tolerate his schizophrenic, smelly, urine-soaked insanity.

But he won't, because Lucas is right and everyone else is wrong.

You're going to die alone, Lucas.

And it's fucking hilarious, because it's all your fault, and all along the way everyone around you has told you what you need to do to change your life up.

Every time you interact with another reasonable human being, they tell you what you're doing wrong, and they give you good advice to fix your life. Take your medication, lose weight, stop talking about your semen, try to get an apartment.

It takes a special kind of Narcissistic Insanity, we're talkin about the Lucas werner's and Russell Greer's of the world, to continually butt your head against the wall of reality and still think that everyone else is wrong and you're the only one who has life figured out, even though your life is shit.

The evidence of your senses should at least make you question your philosophy, right?

I mean it's been almost 10 years, and your life is only gotten worse.

You've lost what little stability that you had; every person you become friends with ends up being pushed away by your horrible behavior, and you've gone from being eccentric to literally being a screaming homeless psychopath. A drunken stumble bum.

For a while I thought, I was almost certain, that part of Lucas's unwillingness to consider the reality of his mental illness was itself a part of his mental illness.

That is to say that Lucas pushing everyone away and being unwilling to accept treatment was actually a symptom of his disorder and thusly out of his control, and it may well be.

But, Lucas's insanity is not consistent.

He's not ALWAYs screaming at the top of his lungs.

Lucas is actually fairly canny, in a stupid sort of way, just like how in his older screaming videos when we saw him looking around before screaming, to make sure no one was watching.

Sure he messed up and got busted by the cops when he went off the deep end, but he tried to make it look like he was screaming in public, while making sure the area he was in was empty first.

You know what you never see Lucas do? You never see him screaming at the top of his lungs when he's in a restaurant.

When waiters and waitresses come up to him, and he's asking for further bowls of salsa or refills on his fruity girl drink, all of a sudden he's all deference and all politeness.

This shows me that at least part of Lucas's behavior is encouraged because he thinks he can get away with it.

Lucas sees other people interact with other human beings; they're not constantly cursing at their friends on the phone screaming like a child having a tantrum on the floor.

No, this is only something he does, and he only does it when he thinks he can get away with it, because he thinks people will tolerate it, because they have.

This is another reason why I cast my vote in favor of the podcast ending, and I couldn't be more pleased with the way Goldie ended things.

Lucas desperately needs the world to give him a slap of reality.

He desperately needs people to not tolerate the excesses of his behavior. He desperately needs the world to expect him to behave at least like a young adult, if not his actual age.

Because Lucas CAN behave himself, when the reward is a meal.

Lucas is capable of behaving in an at least somewhat societally normal way.
He's not entirely insane ALL the time. He has his moments of insanity when he thinks they will be tolerated, or if people get into his danger zones, so to speak.

But interestingly, never when he's eating.

When you hear Lucas eating and talking about food, he inevitably sounds calm, And fairly normal.

Obviously food is a Panacea for Lucas, but the fact that he is able to behave himself makes me realize that not all blame should be taken away from his behavior. Lucas should be held at least somewhat responsible for the horrible way he acts.

More encounters with police in the future, no doubt.

Keep up the good work, bro.

It'll NEVER be in the cards.
 
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for a while, Russell Greer (nearly as butthurt about laugh reacts as your man Lucas) had a 'phantom giggler' - someone who'd post a laugh react then deactivate their account, so their name wouldn't show up
 
for a while, Russell Greer (nearly as butthurt about laugh reacts as your man Lucas) had a 'phantom giggler' - someone who'd post a laugh react then deactivate their account, so their name wouldn't show up

I don't know how closely you still follow Russ but in his recent lawsuit he mentions the emotional trauma of the giggler, he is still extremely butthurt. That information makes me very happy so I wanted to share
 
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He-Man's archnemesis poses a valid question.

And Lucas? If a dude with blue skin, who exclusively walks around wearing purple lingerie is getting laid more often than you, you should seriously reconsider your life, bitch.

And don't EVEN accuse Evilyn of agephobia - her boyfriend's face is a skull.

Why aren't YOU fucking a corpse, Lucas? Agephobic?
 
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That menu just seems bland tbh. I could easily get bored of going after the second time at best, and combined with Lucas horrible social skills, I dunno what he expects a date to go like there. Not surprising Lucas frequents a place with such a basic limited menu
I know it's Covid, but, is anyone else underwhelmed by a restaurant that gives you the choice of Spaghetti, Steak, or a half-duck? A limited menu can be a blessing in disguise but COME ON.

If Lucas is ever stupid enough to be convinced to return to the Golden USB, Dragnauct should be a guest on the show
Here's the Stream he did about Lucas this morning:

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2 things immediately come to mind with these latest posts:

Firstly, it’s amazing he can make posts asking to “run those guts, kween” and them find himself shocked and appalled when random YouTubers tell him he “beguiles women with zero success” and he’s “creepy”.

Second, he wants a college campus work study for pay. Is he referring to being a guinea pig for lab testing or is this taking a job at the college doing actual work for a paycheck?

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