Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Goldaor]

Looks like he is now harassing random people in Spokane. Good thing I mass added random gen z people from there lol and it's not the first post like this I've seen since the last few days.

Edit: She said after work she'll record her screen and show us, a few people were asking in the comment.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Looks like he is now harassing random people in Spokane. Good thing I mass added random gen z people from there lol and it's not the first post like this I've seen since the last few days.

Edit: She said after work she'll record her screen and show us, a few people were asking in the comment.

Hasnt he mentioned this girl before?

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

He still unblocks me to send me like 5 links about older fathers dna shits three times a day, saying I'm "bad for Sophie" then immediately reblock me

Maybe you should ask him how he'd woo her?
Also where can I find the AMA with the roommate jeremiah mentioned?

 

[Da Dude123]

Maybe you should ask him how he'd woo her?
Also where can I find the AMA with the roommate jeremiah mentioned?

He has said before is all he would have to do is go up to her and say "Hi, I'm Lucas.". His eyes would need to be closed while he does this and the cock blockers would need to stand down and stand by.

 

[Goldaor]

I've never showed him the song I have no clue why he would lie about this

 

[Wernology]

Today's nonsense.

 

[WonderWino]

Today's nonsense.

'I get along really well and swimmingly with the nurses at the house of charity'

Says the guy who got banned from the shelter the last time he spoke to one for being a creepy psycho to her to the point security had to step in

 

[teleméres69]

I see Lucas is going full cope today. I'm looking forward to this years christmas special at House of Charity, with the original creeper of Spokane. Assuming he doesn't manage to get his fat ass kicked, which I wouldn't put past Lucas at this point

I kinda wish someone had asked Lucas on the podcast what happened to the box cutter he tried threatening people with. I assume he lost it when given the boot, but the idea he might be carrying it still while getting more unhinged is still a concern. Especially for people at SCC

Maybe you should ask him how he'd woo her?
Also where can I find the AMA with the roommate jeremiah mentioned?

 

[Wernology]

These IG comment chains are killing me. He can’t see that they’re mocking him.

 

[Fatal Walter]

The account called spokanemaps lol

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So he thinks he has this Don Juan 'approach' by going up to a woman and saying 'Hi, I'm Lucas' and yet he's never done it? After a decade or whatever of being involuntary celibate and being driven so insane that he valuates every interaction and person on earth purely by whether it can get him laid and he's never done the one thing he claims would make him a shoe-in?

weird.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

So he thinks he has this Don Juan 'approach' by going up to a woman and saying 'Hi, I'm Lucas' and yet he's never done it? After a decade or whatever of being involuntary celibate and being driven so insane that he valuates every interaction and person on earth purely by whether it can get him laid and he's never done the one thing he claims would make him a shoe-in?

weird.

Lucas knows he'd fail and eventually get his ass kicked harassing girls. The HOC situation to harass the poor young nurses was optimal because the police were right there to protect him. It's why he's said numerous times zoomer baes should come to the homeless shelter. He's terrified in public, thankfully.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

'I get along really well and swimmingly with the nurses at the house of charity'

Says the guy who got banned from the shelter the last time he spoke to one for being a creepy psycho to her to the point security had to step in

Lucas is clueless that the nurses he is talking to are nice to him because they were trained to be as part of their job. Not to mention they have to talk to him because it’s their job. If these same nurses saw him on the street in their off time they would avoid him at all costs.

He really is dense.

 

[LeeLoo]

He just texted me:
"All your credentials are from Kiwi farms people, you rude dipshit retarded telomere attrited jackass."
Followed by:
"You don't deserve her." then an immediate block

Sweet Lord have mercy. In what world is “you telomere attrited so and so” an insult or come back? He is just SO extraordinary

Edit: Thanks to today’s videos, I’ve also learned that if Fatty doesn’t say hi to me, it’s not because he’s too good for me, it’s just that he’s a pussy. Or because I’m no longer fecund. And he’s refined like a Picasso painting.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

he doesnt know that

Lucas is clueless that the nurses he is talking to are nice to him because they were trained to be as part of their job. Not to mention they have to talk to him because it’s their job. If these same nurses saw him on the street in their off time they would avoid him at all costs.

He really is dense.

There’s a type of sperg that interprets anything other than an “I hate you, never talk to me again” means “I want you to shoot your age gap babies inside me.” This very type of sperg also doesn’t learn from repetition.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Fatty is really on one today, could be an interesting turn of events if he keeps this up. Outside shouting the N word, oh and using it in a literal sense, but who's the one always saying he hates racists. Him singing about his telomere shit is one of the cringiest things I've seen in a long time.

 

[ThomasAudley]

7 AM in Spokane, Washington. The sun will rise in 21 minutes as men, women, and children start their day. Some are preparing to head home after a long night of work. Some are stirring at home as the coffee pot percolates. People driving to the office or the job site. Mothers and fathers preparing their children for school, packing a lunch, eating breakfast. Laborers, office workers, bosses, managers all getting ready for a productive day in and around the city.

Lucas Werner, wandering the streets, "FUCK.....THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY . . . redistribute the wealth, greedy!" https://ig.tinf.io/p/CGsD5gah7gJ/

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I hope he just keeps on keeping on until he gets arrested... and then I hope someone films the arrest.

 

[ThomasAudley]

I made a burner IG account to comment this and he deleted it within one minute and blocked me.


Also looks like he's gonna hang around SCC all day.

 

[Da Dude123]

Fatty is back on his future millionaire bullshit. I love it when the cow talks about cows!