Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[cuddle striker]

Meatspace is an awful phrase, I do have to agree with that much.

it reminds me of the freezer in the morgue

Bets on his Patreon bottoming out at around $250ish? That'd cover the zombie subbers and the few diehards he has left.

zero. he'll get to zero

Well if anybody wants advice on how not to post like a mentally ill retard, please PM me.

this entire thread needs you

 

[Maude Snew]

zero. he'll get to zero

Nobody ever gets to zero unless they're straight up banned. Spoony hasn't produced shit in like a decade now and he's still sitting at 300 bucks.

 

[Ghostse]

Well if anybody wants advice on how not to post like a mentally ill retard, please PM me.

Or just read your posts and then post the exact opposite.

 

[Ilmseil]

“oh.. I didn’t know” and wouldn’t let me near their children anymore because they thought I was gay. (again, this was a different time, gay meant “child molester” and that you had AIDS as well).

This never changed, hth

 

[Never Scored]

I have a gun recommendation for everyone itt:

 

[Silas]

I have a gun recommendation for everyone itt:

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No thanks, not a huge revolver fan

 

[Wünderkind]

I have a gun recommendation for everyone itt:

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seems awkward to fire a gun with your thumb don't you think

 

[HondaRider271]

Buy a shotgun, learn to shoot it. Took 7 words.

 

[Ghostse]

Buy a shotgun, learn to shoot it. Took 7 words.

I'm confused, how much LSD am I supposed to take to make this happen?

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm confused, how much LSD am I supposed to take to make this happen?

You should be on DMT. The only way to get a proper site picture is by using your 3rd eye.

 

[Silas]

Buy a shotgun, learn to shoot it. Took 7 words.

That's a weird way to spell AR15

 

[HondaRider271]

LSD is excellent for any gun practice or training, especially live fire exercise. Ideally have a few people around, the LSD will improve visual acuity and target recognition, which will be invaluable during a potential real-life situation.

That's a weird way to spell AR15

Shotty cheaper, easier to use and less problems with bad ammo/craftsmanship. Also you are gay.

 

[White Devil]

How is a shotgun easier to use than one of the most ubiquitous rifle platforms in the world with almost no recoil and known for its lightweight? Are you actually retarded? When was the last time you built a shotgun like an AR?

 

[Brad Gray]

is this the "faggot " thread?

 

[Goodbye Horses]

is this the "faggot " thread?

You're posting in it, so yes.

 

[Ghostse]

How is a shotgun easier to use than one of the most ubiquitous rifle platforms in the world with almost no recoil and known for its lightweight? Are you actually retarded? When was the last time you built a shotgun like an AR?

Well, almost half of current Something Awful posters would only need to shoot it the one time.

 

[White Devil]

How is a shotgun easier to use than one of the most ubiquitous rifle platforms in the world with almost no recoil and known for its lightweight? Are you actually retarded? When was the last time you built a shotgun like an AR?

Well, almost half of current Something Awful posters would only need to shoot it the one time.

SA posters would say the trigger looks like a penis, ree about patriarchy online, then go back to browsing CP.

 

[Never Scored]

How is a shotgun easier to use than one of the most ubiquitous rifle platforms in the world with almost no recoil and known for its lightweight? Are you actually retarded? When was the last time you built a shotgun like an AR?


SA posters would say the trigger looks like a penis, ree about patriarchy online, then go back to browsing CP.

Trigger triggered

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Does he still have his GT-R? He's gotta turn that thing in at some point unless mommy's making the payments for him.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

SA posters would say the trigger looks like a penis, ree about patriarchy online, then go back to browsing CP.

This thread never would have happened if it had a gun.

But all joking aside, what's the deal with Lowtax anyways and his family shit. Honestly, I thought that picture of his ex's would cause some mega meltdown but besides slight whining he has been pretty quite.