"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

He's certainly managed to accumulate quite a massive collection of antifa t-shirts, stickers, flags, baseball bats and other useless crap. He couldn't bother finding a book on Spanish or Latin American history?
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if Phil really wants to insist on being Hispanic, I would personally donate to a fund to get him a DNA test. But, we know he would never release the results, as they would not line up with his delusions.

Let's do a fundme and send him to Venezuela :story:
 
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Hasn't he worn ski masks while parking? Then again, those ones didn't do a good job of covering his ugly face.

Less about him actually wearing it and more because he wouldn't wear it specifically because it's being asked of him to do so by the 'patriarchy'.
 
Did he ever outright say he was “transracial” like Rachel Dolezal, or simply deny being white and lie about his family origins when asked? (I did read through the subforum as a lurker back in the day but don’t recall him ever elaborating on his fake ethnicity.)

Not as far as I've seen. I sometimes jokingly refer to him as a "translatinx" because it sounds funnier, but he's never actually described himself that way. I do recall seeing him describe himself as a "white passing Latina" and expressing concern about the fact that he can't speak Spanish, which is kind of funny because he has so much free time that he'd spend hours waddling around downtown Portland, riding the bus, or just watching anime in the library (which you'd think would be the perfect place to actually practice learning Spanish from a book).

This was before Phil had the "daughter bike" - yet a time when he obsessed about bikes. Phil took pictures of other people's bikes (which I hear raised suspicion), had a "pet" bike lock, and got tattoos about bikes. It's also when he claimed he couldn't ride a bike until he got his balls removed, for some philthy reason.

Hahaha. He was so invested in the idea of being part of a lesbian bicycle collective that he covered himself in bicycle themed tattoos before he even learned to ride a bicycle. It was all about his identity.

The Clitoral Dough tat will always be my favorite example of mangled spanish.

Clitoral Mass was the name of the lesbian bicycle collective Phil was obsessed with, because he's autistic and likes word play, just like Chris. For some reason (probably autism, again) he thought it would be cool to translate it into Spanish, but not speaking Spanish, he used Google translate. Then got it permanently marked on his body. I love it because it sums up everything about Phil so perfectly.

What does Phil think of this coronapanic insanity?

As for George Floyd riots, Black Lives Matter, and this whole 2020 circus, I guess his public view is very "woke" approved.

Well Phil doesn't like black people, so thats going to make it awkward for him to pretend he's a SJW these days. He has been interestingly quiet about George Floyd and BLM, actually. Granted a lot of that likely boils down to whoever was controlling him keeping him off the internet at the height of those things. Hell it would have been funny to see him make an ass out of himself trying to appropriate those things. "Give me money in solidarity with George Floyd." It probably would be the one thing that would get his SJWs to publicly denounce him.

Incidentally, has anyone else noticed Phil seems to absolutely believe Trump is going to win the 2020 election?
 
Incidentally, has anyone else noticed Phil seems to absolutely believe Trump is going to win the 2020 election?
It's been said that if things were a little different, or if Phil was born a little later, he';d be an "alt-right" poser instead of a "woke" poser. What if he tried to pose being of "Proud Boys"?
 
It's been said that if things were a little different, or if Phil was born a little later, he';d be an "alt-right" poser instead of a "woke" poser. What if he tried to pose being of "Proud Boys"?

Oh yeah, absolutely. Phil actually is sort of right wing, or at least was. Apparently he was very vocal about that back when he was in high school. My guess is that he was parroting back whatever weird crap his mother said. Phil isn't really all that political. A lot of people say that Phil likes Communism because he thinks he'll get free stuff, but he's not even that complicated. He's just another scared white boy from the suburbs who wants to be edgy. That's why he conflates Socialism, Communism and Maoism. He even had a Nazi phase at one point! His deep seated reason for adopting Communism was based around watching Hetalia and thinking China was kawaii. That's it. Had it not been for that he'd probably just be another sad anime nerd, though knowing Phil he'd probably be covered in tattoos of forgettable anime guys and yaoi paddles. Or he'd waste thousands on commissioning art of his OCs on Deviantart. LOL.

I doubt he'll pretend to be a Proud Boy. Phil hates confrontation, and he'd probably be scared shitless that his former antifa comrades would out him. He may well try to reinvent himself as right wing one day. If he were a little more conniving, I'd say he would pose as an "ex-liberal," but he'd need to leave Portland before he can pull it off. Its one of the last groups he hasn't mooched off of yet. The funny thing is, his internet fame (infamy?) precedes him. It would have been easy enough years ago to enroll in a new community college and claim to be part Native American or something, but now his social media record (and his faux Spanish tattoos) make it increasingly harder for him to reinvent himself to fit in with whatever the current social trends are.
 
Oh yeah, absolutely. Phil actually is sort of right wing, or at least was. Apparently he was very vocal about that back when he was in high school. My guess is that he was parroting back whatever weird crap his mother said. Phil isn't really all that political. A lot of people say that Phil likes Communism because he thinks he'll get free stuff, but he's not even that complicated. He's just another scared white boy from the suburbs who wants to be edgy. That's why he conflates Socialism, Communism and Maoism. He even had a Nazi phase at one point! His deep seated reason for adopting Communism was based around watching Hetalia and thinking China was kawaii. That's it. Had it not been for that he'd probably just be another sad anime nerd, though knowing Phil he'd probably be covered in tattoos of forgettable anime guys and yaoi paddles. Or he'd waste thousands on commissioning art of his OCs on Deviantart. LOL.

I doubt he'll pretend to be a Proud Boy. Phil hates confrontation, and he'd probably be scared shitless that his former antifa comrades would out him. He may well try to reinvent himself as right wing one day. If he were a little more conniving, I'd say he would pose as an "ex-liberal," but he'd need to leave Portland before he can pull it off. Its one of the last groups he hasn't mooched off of yet. The funny thing is, his internet fame (infamy?) precedes him. It would have been easy enough years ago to enroll in a new community college and claim to be part Native American or something, but now his social media record (and his faux Spanish tattoos) make it increasingly harder for him to reinvent himself to fit in with whatever the current social trends are.

Speaking of him as an anime nerd I wonder how many convention horror stories from Reddit and /cgl/ back in the day involved or were about Phil.
 
Speaking of him as an anime nerd I wonder how many convention horror stories from Reddit and /cgl/ back in the day involved or were about Phil.

Could be. We have accounts of Chris like "The Crazy Pacer" and the one from a fellow student at his community college describing him as just stating off into space not knowing what really went on, so I'm sure Phil has been mentioned in passing in a few blogs, subreddits and LiveJournals. Even moreso than Chris, he would stand out due to his outlandish looks and behavior.
 
Could be. We have accounts of Chris like "The Crazy Pacer" and the one from a fellow student at his community college describing him as just stating off into space not knowing what really went on, so I'm sure Phil has been mentioned in passing in a few blogs, subreddits and LiveJournals. Even moreso than Chris, he would stand out due to his outlandish looks and behavior.

Well, Phil didn't have a lot of scratch back in his Weeaboo Cosplay days, so it's not like he could afford to travel around the country to visit conventions in other states. If there were any "Tale of the Crazy Pacer" stories about Phil's retarded behavior at cons or animu clubs, it would be pretty easy to search for them by narrowing it down with the time period, geographical location, and maybe some keywords. Things like "The Story of the Obese Anime Beaver" or something.
 
Well, Phil didn't have a lot of scratch back in his Weeaboo Cosplay days, so it's not like he could afford to travel around the country to visit conventions in other states. If there were any "Tale of the Crazy Pacer" stories about Phil's retarded behavior at cons or animu clubs, it would be pretty easy to search for them by narrowing it down with the time period, geographical location, and maybe some keywords. Things like "The Story of the Obese Anime Beaver" or something.

Most likely whenever he was going around cosplaying as the pink haired female ninja from Naruto.
 
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Don’t worry Phil. I’m sure your stench and overall retarded appearance will help maintain the proper physical distance.
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I mean what are you going to do? Whine at them on your bullhorn?
 
Don’t worry Phil. I’m sure your stench and overall retarded appearance will help maintain the proper physical distance.
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I mean what are you going to do? Whine at them on your bullhorn?
“Reserve the right to.” Even Phil knows no one buys the notion of him actually beating anyone up.
 
I'm wondering what would happen if ADF leaves Portland. Will he take up a new identity?

Angelo's gone, so the "Fuck You, Dad!" angle is no longer an issue while at this point, I think ADF is still identifying as a leftist to spite Kiwi Farms and because he's in Portland and even he's smart enough to not identify as anything other than leftist in a town like that.

It's obvious he's not on good terms with Antifa like he was before, although I'm not entirely sure he was fully expelled since RCA would likely throw him to the wolves for real or get one of their subsidiary groups to put the hurt on him. Then again, the fact a poser like him was even called up for duty at all to begin with, even as rear guard cannon fodder, is telling of how bad the situation probably is for Antifa in Portland.

Portland is probably going to be more hostile for him than Philadelphia was at this point. Unless Trump wins a second term and decides to go "Screw your optics, I'm going in" with the Insurrection Act, ADF is probably going to be totally on the outs in Portland.

His best bet is to move out of the city in the chaos. Take whatever he can carry in a backpack and just get out of the city. If he'd suck it up and take an extensive shower followed by a set of clean clothes and a lot of deodorant, he'd probably be able to get a Greyhound ticket with his next check and head somewhere else to set up shop.

I get that Oregon has a lot of gibs that are exclusive to state residents, but there's a lot of places in Oregon that are cheaper to live in and a lot less hostile than Portland.
 
Don’t worry Phil. I’m sure your stench and overall retarded appearance will help maintain the proper physical distance.
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I mean what are you going to do? Whine at them on your bullhorn?

His smell alone is enough to convert even the most ridged anti mask. But if anything was to occur could this be used as evidence that he has already intended to cause people harm?
 
Don’t worry Phil. I’m sure your stench and overall retarded appearance will help maintain the proper physical distance.
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I mean what are you going to do? Whine at them on your bullhorn?

Like anybody actually wants to get near this festering pus wart of a human.

I'm wondering what would happen if ADF leaves Portland. Will he take up a new identity?

Angelo's gone, so the "Fuck You, Dad!" angle is no longer an issue while at this point, I think ADF is still identifying as a leftist to spite Kiwi Farms and because he's in Portland and even he's smart enough to not identify as anything other than leftist in a town like that.

It's obvious he's not on good terms with Antifa like he was before, although I'm not entirely sure he was fully expelled since RCA would likely throw him to the wolves for real or get one of their subsidiary groups to put the hurt on him. Then again, the fact a poser like him was even called up for duty at all to begin with, even as rear guard cannon fodder, is telling of how bad the situation probably is for Antifa in Portland.

Portland is probably going to be more hostile for him than Philadelphia was at this point. Unless Trump wins a second term and decides to go "Screw your optics, I'm going in" with the Insurrection Act, ADF is probably going to be totally on the outs in Portland.

His best bet is to move out of the city in the chaos. Take whatever he can carry in a backpack and just get out of the city. If he'd suck it up and take an extensive shower followed by a set of clean clothes and a lot of deodorant, he'd probably be able to get a Greyhound ticket with his next check and head somewhere else to set up shop.

I get that Oregon has a lot of gibs that are exclusive to state residents, but there's a lot of places in Oregon that are cheaper to live in and a lot less hostile than Portland.
Where exactly can Phil even go? Portland was supposed to be the woke tranny paradise or something, now it's falling apart. The whole healthcare thing also doesn't apply anymore since obviously there's no reason why Phil would need a second sex change now is there?
 
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