"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Ginger Piglet]

Where exactly can Phil even go?

Seattle. CHAZ / CHOP is the promised land. Or it would be if it wasn't shut down.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm wondering what would happen if ADF leaves Portland. Will he take up a new identity?

Angelo's gone, so the "Fuck You, Dad!" angle is no longer an issue while at this point, I think ADF is still identifying as a leftist to spite Kiwi Farms and because he's in Portland and even he's smart enough to not identify as anything other than leftist in a town like that.

It's obvious he's not on good terms with Antifa like he was before, although I'm not entirely sure he was fully expelled since RCA would likely throw him to the wolves for real or get one of their subsidiary groups to put the hurt on him. Then again, the fact a poser like him was even called up for duty at all to begin with, even as rear guard cannon fodder, is telling of how bad the situation probably is for Antifa in Portland.

Portland is probably going to be more hostile for him than Philadelphia was at this point. Unless Trump wins a second term and decides to go "Screw your optics, I'm going in" with the Insurrection Act, ADF is probably going to be totally on the outs in Portland.

His best bet is to move out of the city in the chaos. Take whatever he can carry in a backpack and just get out of the city. If he'd suck it up and take an extensive shower followed by a set of clean clothes and a lot of deodorant, he'd probably be able to get a Greyhound ticket with his next check and head somewhere else to set up shop.

I get that Oregon has a lot of gibs that are exclusive to state residents, but there's a lot of places in Oregon that are cheaper to live in and a lot less hostile than Portland.

He needs an identity that puts him in opposition to society in order to reconcile his power fantasies with his ineptitude. Antifa suits him quite well - it’s rebellious, it allows him to fantasise about being a gun-wielding urban vigilante and the need for anonymity means that he can theoretically conceal the fact that he’s mysteriously absent when shit goes down. Plus it’s full of middle-class posers like himself, so he fits right in.

I think if he did leave, he’d try to cosy up to Antifa wherever he ended up. Unless the cops started getting involved.

 

[break these cuffs]

middle-class

That is probably the most outrageous compliment Phil has ever gotten.

 

[Syaoran Li]

He needs an identity that puts him in opposition to society in order to reconcile his power fantasies with his ineptitude. Antifa suits him quite well - it’s rebellious, it allows him to fantasise about being a gun-wielding urban vigilante and the need for anonymity means that he can theoretically conceal the fact that he’s mysteriously absent when shit goes down. Plus it’s full of middle-class posers like himself, so he fits right in.

I think if he did leave, he’d try to cosy up to Antifa wherever he ended up. Unless the cops started getting involved.

If Trump gets reelected and really does go all out on Antifa, there probably will be a lot of cops and ADF will bug out like the coward he is.

As for an identity that's edgy and lends well to power fantasies, I'd say he'd unironically go for an Alt-Right or Neo-Nazi identity if he abandoned Maoism, but he'd probably be more wignat and less of a "Traditionalist" or Groyper/AmNat.

Hell, he could probably go NazBol or be an Atomwaffen wannabe and be a literal Commie Nazi. Both tend to be very anti-Christian and anti-conservative and have a very dark and "edgy" aesthetic, so it'd be right up ADF's alley.

Plus, the only groups on the right that are cool with troons tend to be in one of two campes.

1. First, there's your Civic Nationalist classical liberals and your Rogan-esque Libertarians like Blaire White and Rose At Dawn or the more secular neocons like Caitlyn Jenner.

2. NazBols and Atomwaffen/Siege spergs. The Atomwaffen thread in Community Watch is crawling with these kinds of autists and there's several pics of literal femboys/drag queens and troons, including one FTM who took pictures of themselves with the transgender pride flag and the Strasserist Black Sun flag both in the background.

Like anybody actually wants to get near this festering pus wart of a human.


Where exactly can Phil even go? Portland was supposed to be the woke tranny paradise or something, now it's falling apart. The whole healthcare thing also doesn't apply anymore since obviously there's no reason why Phil would need a second sex change now is there?

I could see him going to a place that's lefty but not a total Worker's Paradise like Portland is. My best guess would be Eugene or Salem if he's sticking to west of the Cascades. If he's wanting to go to the cheaper and more rural Eastern parts of Oregon, there is that college town that has a lot of hippies and Gen X punk burnouts (can't remember the name, tbh)

 

[fuckidunno]

I could see him going to a place that's lefty but not a total Worker's Paradise like Portland is. My best guess would be Eugene or Salem if he's sticking to west of the Cascades. If he's wanting to go to the cheaper and more rural Eastern parts of Oregon, there is that college town that has a lot of hippies and Gen X punk burnouts (can't remember the name, tbh)

You thinking of Eugene maybe?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Where exactly can Phil even go? Portland was supposed to be the woke tranny paradise or something, now it's falling apart. The whole healthcare thing also doesn't apply anymore since obviously there's no reason why Phil would need a second sex change now is there?

New cities mean new communities of antifa and troons to mooch off of. They won’t yet know what a worthless, toxic, piece of shit Phil really is. As long as he’s ahead of his reputation, he can play the sympathy card by telling everyone “Ooh! Poor pitiful me! I’m a homeless tranny that’s being bullied by those mean kiwi farms stalkers!”

but then those communities will actually interact with Phil and realize that most of his problems are of his own creation.

 

[break these cuffs]

New cities mean new communities of antifa and troons to mooch off of. They won’t yet know what a worthless, toxic, piece of shit Phil really is. As long as he’s ahead of his reputation, he can play the sympathy card by telling everyone “Ooh! Poor pitiful me! I’m a homeless tranny that’s being bullied by those mean kiwi farms stalkers!”

but then those communities will actually interact with Phil and realize that most of his problems are of his own creation.

Phil is so notorious in lefty activist circles after OWS he'd have to be in a smaller town full of all posers to not get recognized. His options are going to a city with lots of people and services to mooch off of and get relegated to tard squad or going to smaller towns where there are fewer people to annoy and scam.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is so notorious in lefty activist circles after OWS he'd have to be in a smaller town full of all posers to not get recognized. His options are going to a city with lots of people and services to mooch off of and get relegated to tard squad or going to smaller towns where there are fewer people to annoy and scam.

But he thinks he’s a stealthy badass. He probably thinks he just needs to change his nickname and no one will recognise him. I could definitely see him trying somewhere else.

 

[The Great Chandler]

It's both astonishing and horrifying that such a person could be so ungratefully pathetic. He shows no love for his kin, whom they clearly loved him, destroys his own body for pity points, and he still lacks the self-awareness that he's a living sack of crap! If anything, he's in his own self-inflicted hell.

 

[break these cuffs]

he's in his own self-inflicted hell.

My favorite part is that he's too stupid to even realize this.

 

[Monolith]

Like anybody actually wants to get near this festering pus wart of a human.


Where exactly can Phil even go? Portland was supposed to be the woke tranny paradise or something, now it's falling apart. The whole healthcare thing also doesn't apply anymore since obviously there's no reason why Phil would need a second sex change now is there?

Oh, that must be what happened! He got a 2-for-1 deal the first time he got a sex change!

 

[taintmisbehavin]

“Reserve the right to.” Even Phil knows no one buys the notion of him actually beating anyone up.

I think he means he will shit himself.

He's right. We can't win with him. The stench would overcome us within thirty yards. Daily reminder that Phil is the only person I can think of who got trench foot while adequately housed, such are his poor personal hygiene standards.



He has an unmarked bike, but he is fat and has a mop of scraggly hair and a load of shite tattoos all over his cheese-caked integument. Phil, mate, I don't think your bike is how people recognise you.

EDIT: I think we need to quote the Daddy Rape Poem as well.

Spoiler: Dinner is Served

I remember that day,

The Fourth of July Nineteen-Ninety-Seven.

I was defiled by the man,

I was supposed to call 'Father' .

Under those Stars and Stripes

Red, White, and Blue.

It would be the perfect day no one will believe,

Sexual Assault would happened to you.

I guess the word "America" means "freedom" - as in,

"free to rape your fucking eleven-year-old kid" .

I was but a piece of meat,

For him to pound and rip and play.

He radiated sweaty heat

As he bent me over, and was forced to obey.

Like White European Settlers,

He colonized and violated my body,

As if it were land,

a dead thing you can claim.

Maybe I displayed effeminate behavior,

and therefore he decided to have his way with me.

I remember that day,

The Fourth of July Nineteen-Ninety-Seven.

I was defiled by the man,

I was supposed to call 'Father' .

He touched my gentials and my torso

and viced my wrists,

as fireworks exploded along the Delaware,

in Philadelphia that night.

Right on the waterfront,

At Penn's Landing to be exact.

I found the courage to report it to the police,

it went to court in Woodbury, New Jersey.

On August Twelveth, Nineteen-Ninety-Seven , My twelveth birthday.

The Fucking Judge Tomasello, let the bastard walk free.

The court said "My mother and I made this up"

I was blamed for telling the truth

The State protects that patriarchal bastard-of-a-prepetrator,

who lied his way out of jail.

I guess that crack in that Liberty Bell,

shows how fucked up the American Injustice System really is.

I was shamed and ridiculed,

And ostracized from my community.

I cut myself on my shoulder, cut out my first birthmark with scissors,

and attempted suicide several times during my teenage years.

I hated my Male Body,

I didn't want to be a boy anymore, more so after the rape.

So I did something about it years later,

but that's a whole other story I'll get into later.

So this and every Fourth of July: past, present, and future.

Please don't fly those Stars and Stripes for me,

and tell me it represents freedom, its fucking bullshit.

I think it’s kind of sweet he honored his father with a stirring rendition of “Colors of the Wind.”

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's been said that if things were a little different, or if Phil was born a little later, he';d be an "alt-right" poser instead of a "woke" poser. What if he tried to pose being of "Proud Boys"?

Phil doesn't even have an identity so much as he borrows things from other people / cultures.

Back in high school he was gay and wanted a sex change to become a woman. Then he claimed he was Jewish. Then he became a lesbian and still wanted to be a woman. Then he claimed he was Translatinx and started peppering his videos with random Spanish phrases and acting like a Chola. He's a total poseur and adopts whatever he feels speaks to him at that moment in his life.

Currently he's pretending to be some Anitifa Crime Minister and larping as some super soldier. In a couple years he'll have changed again to something else but he'll still be the waste of space that he's always been.

 

[Coldgrip]

I could see him going to a place that's lefty but not a total Worker's Paradise like Portland is. My best guess would be Eugene or Salem if he's sticking to west of the Cascades. If he's wanting to go to the cheaper and more rural Eastern parts of Oregon, there is that college town that has a lot of hippies and Gen X punk burnouts (can't remember the name, tbh)

How further east? Past the Cascades and he's in redneck territory and gods knows that while they're a lot more tolerant than movies or t.v. makes them out to be, you start shit and they'll finish it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil doesn't even have an identity so much as he borrows things from other people / cultures.

Back in high school he was gay and wanted a sex change to become a woman. Then he claimed he was Jewish. Then he became a lesbian and still wanted to be a woman. Then he claimed he was Translatinx and started peppering his videos with random Spanish phrases and acting like a Chola. He's a total poseur and adopts whatever he feels speaks to him at that moment in his life.

Currently he's pretending to be some Anitifa Crime Minister and larping as some super soldier. In a couple years he'll have changed again to something else but he'll still be the waste of space that he's always been.

I’m disappointed that “cervine furry” didn’t take off.

 

[ANobody]

Angelo, Phil’s father has died.
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I mean i won't speak on the abuse because the way ADF turned out i'd be shocked if his parents weren't a couple of deviant fucks. I WILL speak on the political side by saying that I would be fucking shocked if this psychopath has read even half of a chapter of the communist manifesto. His obsessive personality only allows him to get in on the most surface level possible of whatever he's campaigning for. This idiot has spent his whole life screaming his lungs out for causes he's too fucking dense to understand.

 

[Miss Misery]

How further east? Past the Cascades and he's in redneck territory and gods knows that while they're a lot more tolerant than movies or t.v. makes them out to be, you start shit and they'll finish it.

The only place in Oregon east of the Cascades that might tolerate him is Bend and he can't afford Bend.

 

[Liquid Kent]

Mr Angelo?

Kiwi Farms sends their regards.

 

[Coldgrip]

I’m disappointed that “cervine furry” didn’t take off.

As am I, but now that you've reminded him of it we'll probably get a post or two talking about his fursona.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Angelo, Phil’s father has died.
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Holy Fuck, I know Im late and Its Phil were talking about, but this goes beyond any half arsed Lies or Sycophancy he normally Vomits up, This Is how we know Phil Is beyond A Logging and Redemption, He'll always be a disgusting Potato swallowed up by In a catastrophe born from his vile character, deception grotesque habits and all round Ugliness as a person. Just Fuck 'Im.