Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Well, maybe he could...he'd probably fuck up a pet rock, to be honest, even medicated and supervised.

Might be able to manage a house plant that didn't require a ton of care or attention but, then again, he'd probably throw the pot of a cactus if his dumb ass tried to pet it and it stuck him with its spines for the offense.

I'd say he's Lenny without a George to mercifully end it, but Lenny legitimately didn't mean any harm and arguably didn't know what he was doing, and Lucas absolutely does.
He's actually specifically stated that plant care is beyond him....His parents apparently grow tomatoes / peppers, and he couldn't fathom it, as if it was an act of magic.

If you can't scrub the grease stain from your fat head off the wall behind the bed you're trying to fuck chicks in, caring for an entity other than yourself.....

.....isnt in the cards.
 
No, no pets. His ex Suzanne said he was mean to her cats. I think it was in one of the podcasts he also let it out that he was mean to the cat when he still lived at home with his mom. Would not trust him with any type of pet.

That doesn't surprise me a bit. Cruelty to animals is a big red flag, especially with people like lucas. I wouldn't trust him to take care of a 1997 era virtual pet
 
That doesn't surprise me a bit. Cruelty to animals is a big red flag, especially with people like lucas. I wouldn't trust him to take care of a 1997 era virtual pet
Lucas strikes me as the type who would get insanely jealous of a woman giving any attention to a pet, because that means her attention isn't 100% on him. He'd be mean to or abuse the animal as a way to punish her for daring to give anything else her attention & affection.

But he's totally ready to be a father.
 
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Lucas strikes me as the type who would get insanely jealous of a woman giving any attention to a pet, because that means her attention isn't 100% on him. He'd be mean to or abuse the animal as a way to punish her for daring to give anything else her attention & affection.

But he's totally ready to be a father.
Can’t handle having a cat around, which are like the most low maintenance free roaming house pets ever, but totally ready to have a baby lmao cuz everyone knows those are sooooooo easy
 
No, no pets. His ex Suzanne said he was mean to her cats. I think it was in one of the podcasts he also let it out that he was mean to the cat when he still lived at home with his mom. Would not trust him with any type of pet.
Yet another reason to hate him. I cannot stand people who are cruel to animals. I didn't think my disdain for Lucas could drop any lower, but it has.

As others have pointed out, it's also another reason he should not have kids. Could you imagine Lucas being left alone with a relentlessly crying newborn? The thought of what could happen turns my stomach.
 
Yet another reason to hate him. I cannot stand people who are cruel to animals. I didn't think my disdain for Lucas could drop any lower, but it has.

As others have pointed out, it's also another reason he should not have kids. Could you imagine Lucas being left alone with a relentlessly crying newborn? The thought of what could happen turns my stomach.


Yeah exactly. He couldn't handle a puppy let alone a newborn human. He'd get angry it crying, end up shaking the shit out of it or throwing it against a wall out anger and kill it. Then the legal system being what it is, would go on trial and get put in the nuthouse instead of prison. and spend the rest of his life sitting in front of a tv in the nuthouse stuffing his face with food and muttering to himself about telomeres
 
So, yeah he has to take his meds to stay in there. But they do an evaluation every day to see if patients belong there, and boot them out pretty quick, unless they volunteer to go to Eastern.

Of course all organizations around here say "we will help you find housing" but as I have explained, there is no housing to be had for low income/disabled, hell there is barely any rentals for we productive of society. It is just a lie social services say around here to maintain their jobs along with their other bullshit phrases of "guiding people to resources", "helping towards recovery", "having a conversation", etc. These phrases are one of these reasons I hate meetings in my organization so much.

Anyways, Lucas in a few days will be ranting and raving on the streets, and we will get some premium content.
 
Of course all organizations around here say "we will help you find housing" but as I have explained, there is no housing to be had for low income/disabled, hell there is barely any rentals for we productive of society. It is just a lie social services say around here to maintain their jobs along with their other bullshit phrases of "guiding people to resources", "helping towards recovery", "having a conversation", etc. These phrases are one of these reasons I hate meetings in my organization so much.

Anyways, Lucas in a few days will be ranting and raving on the streets, and we will get some premium content.
He'll likely go back to spending the day at the SCC student center. The night, it's an other matter. Doesn't look like any of the other shelters would want him.
 
Can I just say, @Nobleman ,that your contributions to the thread are some of the ones I look forward to the most? Obviously your position of insider access gives the things that you write a level of credibility that none of the rest of us have, and I'm sure we all appreciate it as much as I do. Cheers.
So, yeah he has to take his meds to stay in there. But they do an evaluation every day to see if patients belong there, and boot them out pretty quick, unless they volunteer to go to Eastern.

Of course all organizations around here say "we will help you find housing" but as I have explained, there is no housing to be had for low income/disabled, hell there is barely any rentals for we productive of society. It is just a lie social services say around here to maintain their jobs along with their other bullshit phrases of "guiding people to resources", "helping towards recovery", "having a conversation", etc. These phrases are one of these reasons I hate meetings in my organization so much.

Anyways, Lucas in a few days will be ranting and raving on the streets, and we will get some premium content.
 
So, yeah he has to take his meds to stay in there. But they do an evaluation every day to see if patients belong there, and boot them out pretty quick, unless they volunteer to go to Eastern.

Of course all organizations around here say "we will help you find housing" but as I have explained, there is no housing to be had for low income/disabled, hell there is barely any rentals for we productive of society. It is just a lie social services say around here to maintain their jobs along with their other bullshit phrases of "guiding people to resources", "helping towards recovery", "having a conversation", etc. These phrases are one of these reasons I hate meetings in my organization so much.

Anyways, Lucas in a few days will be ranting and raving on the streets, and we will get some premium content.

Not only that but the way Lucas got the boot from Pioneer Pathway, he was put on a no rent list for any of the housing that might have been willing to take him or that he might have been able to afford anyway.

With his rental history being as shit as it is, no landlord would be stupid enough to sign a lease with him, and his behavior would get him kicked out of a month to month room the first month when he woke up everyone else in the apartment by screaming about Zoomer bigots and his sperm at 3am.

He's pretty well fucked himself out of ever finding stable housing anywhere in Spokane that's within his budget, even with a payee budgeting it for him.

He's whittled his own choices down to:

1. Hope he has enough fat to survive outside in the winter.

2. Hope he can fake his way to a psych ward lock up until spring, which would mean having himself committed or remaining 'sane' enough to make a good show of no medications they give him seeming to work, neither of which are going to happen.

3. Leave the area and hope he can get entrenched in another shitty transitional apartment before his reputation catches up with him, and that's unlikely because he keeps blowing all of his money on weed and junk food within a week of getting paid.

4. Hope someone in his family takes pity on him and who am I kidding, that won't happen. They'd probably be relieved if they found out he'd been found frozen in an alley in Spokane.
 
Can I just say, @Nobleman ,that your contributions to the thread are some of the ones I look forward to the most? Obviously your position of insider access gives the things that you write a level of credibility that none of the rest of us have, and I'm sure we all appreciate it as much as I do. Cheers.
Oh I am happy to contribute, it is a good way to vent and have a little online guilty pleasure laughing at the Wern.

On another note, what is the Psychologist who evaluated him is not aware of his notoriety. And he starts telling her how he had to change his number because of hundreds of hundreds of phone calls from "Kiwi farmers". Lol, imagine what would be going through that person's mind, thinking this exceptional individual named Lucas is hallucinating hundreds of phone calls from people who farm Kiwis.
 
Thank you for that. I haven’t been following him as long as most of you have so I’m still backtracking. He acts like he’s mentally disabled when he’s medicated, so I guess that is his best version of normal.
He’s a predator, he can’t “pass” in society which might be a blessing because people see, hear and smell him coming.
Normal until you realize that, even heavily medicated, he's still talking about wanting to fuck teenagers.

Here, have the same version of The Wern we saw these last few weeks with him talking about getting a doctorate (though he doesn't say in what), talking about how he only wants to go to college to meet women and probably won't have to pay back his loans, admitting he has bipolar, that he's diabetic, that he needs glasses (hmmmm short telomeres anyone?), how he'd be a good father because he's "nice to kids", and going through the same laundry list of idiocy he's been going through lately, only he's doped up to the gills on psych meds.

He's not "normal" on psych meds, he has the exact same thought processes, ideas, and desires when he's on meds, he's just not screaming about them, he's laying around like he's only half awake and mumbling about them instead.


That video was posted Feb 12, 2018, shortly after he got out of his last extended stay in the nuthouse. He even says in that one he's considered "gravely disabled".

The apartment he's in is the world's saddest looking studio that was a 6 month transitional house for people either just getting out of the psych ward or jail, then they were meant to learn How to Adult again before moving on to Big Boy Housing. Lucas never even made it that far, he just got moved into a worse version of what this apartment was (at least this one had its own bathroom) and was still in a place where he wasn't even allowed to have overnight guests.
 
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Random question: do we know if Lucas was medicated for anything as a child/teen/young adult? Was he on antipsychotics or anything?

The reason I ask is (powerlevel) my father is a pharmacist & I recall him saying how some antipsych meds can cause brain shrinkage/brain atrophy. I can recall him saying at one point that even taking an 'old school' ADHD medication like Ritalin for an excessive period of time (like 5+ years) have been thought to cause brain damage.

I could see that as being a reason for him being so mentally/socially/emotional underdeveloped. Not an excuse, but a reason.

Or maybe he's just crazy.
 
Random question: do we know if Lucas was medicated for anything as a child/teen/young adult? Was he on antipsychotics or anything?

The reason I ask is (powerlevel) my father is a pharmacist & I recall him saying how some antipsych meds can cause brain shrinkage/brain atrophy. I can recall him saying at one point that even taking an 'old school' ADHD medication like Ritalin for an excessive period of time (like 5+ years) have been thought to cause brain damage.

I could see that as being a reason for him being so mentally/socially/emotional underdeveloped. Not an excuse, but a reason.

Or maybe he's just crazy.
The only thing I remember Lucas saying in a video is he was in therapy since he was 8 yrs old. He didn't say anything about being medicated during childhood/teen years. I think it was in his late teens/early 20's? when the mental illness really started manifesting.
 
Yepppp lmao. And
What a complete and total piece of shit.

He asks for this very advice in the video, and then when someone tries to give it to him, he spits in their face.

Even when he asks for advice, he doesn't truly want it. He obviously only wants to be told that he's already good enough, he's already doing the right things, and the problems are everyone else's, not his own.

Lucas? You're a worthless fat sack of cowardly lard.

You're going to spend Halloween alone, and every day for the rest of your life alone, until you die alone in the gutter, nuthouse, or in jail, where you belong.
Yepppp lmao. And it’s literally like he forgot that he had ASKED for advice! As soon as he was reminded he liked all of the other poster’s comments and calmed way down. He is so Fucking stupid and horrible.

In Klickitat's last compilation he literally says almost verbatim "I'm trying to meet young chicks, why do you think I'm going to college?"
Way to keep up the facade, fatty.
He also at one point said “why else would I be in college if not to find better friends?” And he said it in his super condescending, “you motherfucking idiot” tone lmao. Like dude most people’s MAIN reason for going to college is to learn, get a degree, and better their lives. While many people do meet their SOs and/or good friends in college, I’ve never known a single person for whom that was the reason they went to college.

It’s not his fault he’s incredibly mentally ill. That shit’s pretty unfair and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. It’s totally his fault that he’s decided to not do anything about it and be generally awful all the time though lol
This is the way that I always explain Lucas to people. He is severely mentally ill and that sucks. That is not his fault. People there are plenty of people who are mentally ill, even to the extent that Lucas is, who aren’t horrible people. I know someone personally who is severely schizophrenic and has never received any treatment for it because he lives with his family and they will not admit that he is sick, just that he is “weird”. He has extreme audio and visual hallucinations and believes that he sees aliens almost constantly. And he’s a perfectly pleasant person. I feel bad for him, but I truly like him because he is a kind and gentle man, who happens to be sick. There are lots of sick people who don’t use their sicknesses to become the absolute worst person they possibly can be.

Yet another reason to hate him. I cannot stand people who are cruel to animals. I didn't think my disdain for Lucas could drop any lower, but it has.

As others have pointed out, it's also another reason he should not have kids. Could you imagine Lucas being left alone with a relentlessly crying newborn? The thought of what could happen turns my stomach.
The shit he says about having kids is a whole other level of insanity. He says babies are “so easy to take care of” and you can just leave them in a room as long as you keep them fed. Hate to break it to the giant baby that is lucas but that’s not how it works with actual babies — just because he stays alive in a room as long as he has food, that isn’t how babies are. I’ve tried on multiple occasions to explain to him that having kids, even just one kid, is a HUGE amount of work, from when they are babies until when they’re teenagers and likely even beyond that but he of course won’t hear it.
 
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It is just a lie social services say around here to maintain their jobs along with their other bullshit phrases of "guiding people to resources", "helping towards recovery", "having a conversation", etc. These phrases are one of these reasons I hate meetings in my organization so much.
I hate this fucking bullshit, the veil of dishonesty that pervades all social services. Nobody can just say we're presiding over absolute fucking misery that will never, ever get better and there's nothing we can do. We can alleviate a bit of that misery, but how do we budget to do that in the most effective way, knowing almost all of the misery will escape anything we can do. Maybe 1 out of 20 can be actually salvaged into semi-happy people and that's optimistic. But yet this is still worth doing, right? Fuck everything.

Actually say that shit and you'll get fired but it is how social services actually is.
 
Random question: do we know if Lucas was medicated for anything as a child/teen/young adult? Was he on antipsychotics or anything?

The reason I ask is (powerlevel) my father is a pharmacist & I recall him saying how some antipsych meds can cause brain shrinkage/brain atrophy. I can recall him saying at one point that even taking an 'old school' ADHD medication like Ritalin for an excessive period of time (like 5+ years) have been thought to cause brain damage.

I could see that as being a reason for him being so mentally/socially/emotional underdeveloped. Not an excuse, but a reason.

Or maybe he's just crazy.
Ritalin can trigger mania in people with bipolar disorder as well.
 
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Lol, imagine what would be going through that person's mind, thinking this exceptional individual named Lucas is hallucinating hundreds of phone calls from people who farm Kiwis.

He seems to believe any given person has followed everything he has ever done, and so makes referential statements all the time that no one would get unless they did actually follow him.
 
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