Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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what happens when my preferred candidate wins/loses?

If your preferred candidate is:
Trump
>riots, and then nothing changes
Biden
>nothing changes, and then riots

 

[JimmyNugget]

BDS will be funnier because of the hypocrisy of the Right and the Twitter Left not being able to blame Trump when Biden inevitably fucks them over.

Oh, the callback to Trump tweets will be glorious. Don running his mouth on his twitter will make perfect comeback fuel for the dems if Biden wins. You think tan suit was bad, you ain't seen shit yet.

 

[Male Idiot]

Well, Orban's pro-China policy is paying off. Apparently they share our "we wuz huns" feelings and regard us as distant kin who does not screw them over. Now all the corona chan aid they gave us makes sense, beside undermining the inept EU.

Hope they share their muslim fun camp tech with us, after Vienna's habbening it is in high demand. Just please stop doggo eating China, why not eat tasty juicy migrant?

I apologise formally to China for being racist to them. I got swindled by (((Republicans))). Together, the proletariat will fight it out and win over the (((merchants))) and darkies of the west!

This does explain that my tourist experience with Chinese people was very positive for most of the time. Japanese still were the best, but Chinese were fine, if you could overcome their lack of English when communicating.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Foreigners from countries with more totalitarian governments should be threadbanned.

But what's more totalitarian than literally disregarding the will of the people to install your own puppet president? I guess what you meant to say is "DPRK frens welcome!"

 

[SBG]

Honestly a lame duck Biden presidency with a Republican senate and a couple house seats won back is far from the worst case scenario. I think the most concerning development is that the social media sites aren't even pretending not to be working in lockstep with corporate media and spooks. But anyone paying attention already knew that.

As we saw with Obama, the president can wield extraordinary power just with executive orders/memos, especially when the courts are agreeable with the president. Trump wasn't even able to do away with an Obama order because a court ruled that Obama didn't mean the order be revoked by another order, in spite of that being a presidential power.

If Biden gets into power it's possible he'd try any number of wild things with executive orders/memos and we'd be stuck needing to depend on the courts to stop them.

 

[Local Coyote]

I'm bummed that if team Biden wins, feminists will latch on to Kamala like the Blacks latched to Obama and the hard right will use it as evidence that women have no place in politics.

The only thing I am remotely salty about at all in this election is that the first female president is a horrible unlikeable bitch that is crooked as hell, unqualified, and sucked dick to get power.

That's not a feminist icon and she is an awful rolemodel to girls.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

>just train people to oil the algorithms lol
The problem with the 21st century is that automation no longer creates more jobs than it replaces. A tractor allowed us to make do with fewer farmers, but required a whole industrial base for tractors. By comparison, a Management Information System program can replace thousands of white collar jobs in the US with a single Pajeet writing code in India.

Do you work? Like, do you have a job that it's either in a factory or IT? Because what you said is half a truth.

A tractor allowed us to make do with fewer farmers, but required a whole industrial base for tractors.

And what do you think said industry employs? More robots? No, man. People. Mechanics, engineers, designers, administrative personnel, HR, accountants, managers. That's literally a job creating industry to make a machine that replaces a farmer.

By comparison, a Management Information System program can replace thousands of white collar jobs in the US with a single Pajeet writing code in India.

I've worked for IT in several companies for almost 10 years in different positions and taking on different roles. You can replace a lot of jobs with Kumars and Pajeets but not all of them. They are great at handling tickets, call centers and general ITIL stuff but they can't program for shit and every major deployment is not handled by them but with people with less "hive mind" and more out of the box thinking. If they were that good, they would be a technological and industral powerhouse instead of a superstitious, caste driven country full of designated shitting streets.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

I'm a fucking comedy account, calm down lol

You know, as the day has gone I've wound up liking @Andrew Neiman more and joke accounts less. Please try to contribute.

 

[Prester John]

Trump claiming states like some godamn conquistador on Twitter is hilarious. He is sooooo nervous.

But Twitter inserting their commentary on his tweets is horrifying.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Posts like this make me think that Biden Derangement Syndrome is going to be even funnier than Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Maybe but the likelihood of joe making it through a full term is close to 0. The dementia is too strong and will probably leave him completely incapacitated within the next 6 months. Then we’ll get Kamala who wouldn’t even stand in her own states primary bc she knew she’d get crushed by Bernie.

 

[melty]

The worst part of this is that it shows the media and silicon valley absolutely can rig an election if they try hard enough. And they will face zero consequences for it.

 

[BubbleButt]

But what's more totalitarian than literally disregarding the will of the people to install your own puppet president? I guess what you meant to say is "DPRK frens welcome!"

I was mostly shitting on Australia and @Dyn by proxy (because he's a scat fetishist), but you took it personally.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

what happens when my preferred candidate wins/loses?

You chimp out and start smashing the nearest mailbox with a baseball bat. Do not actually do this unless it is in Minecraft

 

[JaneThough]

Fox News called Michigan for Biden. Will Trump have to 6D chess, or will he lose his mind like the LOLcow he's always been?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Source?

What’s the source?

Some Telegram channel, idk where they got it from

 

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what happens when my preferred candidate wins/loses?

You may ask.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

BDS will be funnier because of the hypocrisy of the Right and the Twitter Left not being able to blame Trump when Biden inevitably fucks them over.

Oh they'll still blame Trump. Some of them will be doing interesting mental gymnastics to make things Trump's fault. Others will blame him as a bullshit deflection onto a scapegoat in hopes that no one will be willing to say "It's not Trump's fault that..." to challenge them on it. Either way they'll still blame him.

 

[Sam Losco]

Some Telegram channel, idk where they got it from

Sounds legit then. Totally not something just made up in Excel and screenshotted.

 

[Anya15]

The worst part of this is that it shows the media and silicon valley absolutely can rig an election if they try hard enough. And they will face zero consequences for it.

But like are people really surprised?

 

[Curt Sibling]

I apologise formally to China for being racist to them. I got swindled by (((Republicans))). Together, the proletariat will fight it out and win over the (((merchants))) and darkies of the west!

No use in pleading now, roundeye! It's the noodle gulags for you.