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David Davidson said:
Prestream today:
Phil is saying people shouldn't give big streamers with contracts money because they already make a lot of money. You need to give it to the smaller streamers (like him) because its a bigger difference!

The greed is massively strong.
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Dear diary: today I learned that several thousand dollars a month for one half of a DINK American household is not "alotta munny".
 
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David Davidson said:
Prestream today:
Phil is saying people shouldn't give big streamers with contracts money because they already make a lot of money. You need to give it to the smaller streamers (like him) because its a bigger difference!

The greed is massively strong.
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Wait, do Ninja and Dr. Disrespect have 6200 pages on Kiwifarms? I'd say Phil is much bigger than them.
 
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David Davidson said:
Prestream today:
Phil is saying people shouldn't give big streamers with contracts money because they already make a lot of money. You need to give it to the smaller streamers (like him) because its a bigger difference!

The greed is massively strong.
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Memoryholed his restaurant analogy already. :story:
 
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FriendlyPrimarina said:
Career beggar with a six-figure salary telling people "chin up!"
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I don’t get mad at the shit DSP does because it’s not worth the energy, but what a stupid ass thing for him to say.

This dude sits on his ass, plays video games, and makes around 100k during a time when millions of people are unemployed and in danger of being homeless. He’s the worst kind of person because he’s had so many privileges and opportunities, but he thinks he’s the underdog. This dude isn’t even registered to vote and he’s optimistic about a future he hasn’t even tried to take part in.

Sorry for the rant, but the audacity of this guy sometimes...
 
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Phil is doing a second playthrough of the boring horror walking simulator game Little Hope to try for a different ending. The game is awful, it's half ripping off Silent Hill only not nearly as interesting, bunch of incredibly lame and cheap jump scares that come out of nowhere, and the plot ends on a 'one of the characters was crazy and made it all up in his head, none of the other characters were real' twist. Despite having seen everything before Phil still constantly pauses in the middle of cutscenes to pigsplain things. So many games Phil could play, and he's doing this garbage.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Phil is doing a second playthrough of the boring horror walking simulator game Little Hope to try for a different ending. The game is awful, it's half ripping off Silent Hill only not nearly as interesting, bunch of incredibly lame and cheap jump scares that come out of nowhere, and the plot ends on a 'one of the characters was crazy and made it all up in his head, none of the other characters were real' twist. Despite having seen everything before Phil still constantly pauses in the middle of cutscenes to pigsplain things. So many games Phil could play, and he's doing this garbage.
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He likes Little Hope because it's almost entirely made of cutscenes. People call it a walking simulator, but from what I've seen of it, you don't have to even hold forward to move like in Quantic Dream games, it's just the QTEs. It's a story simulator where DSP doesn't even have to do "voice acting". The lazier the better for Phill Boy.
 
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Trappin in the Trap said:
He likes Little Hope because it's almost entirely made of cutscenes. People call it a walking simulator, but from what I've seen of it, you don't have to even hold forward to move like in Quantic Dream games, it's just the QTEs. It's a story simulator where DSP doesn't even have to do "voice acting". The lazier the better for Phill Boy.
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There are parts where you can walk around and look at stuff but it's like 75% cutscenes. But yeah, Phil's favorite kind of game, almost zero effort.
 
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There are parts where you can walk around and look at stuff but it's like 75% cutscenes. But yeah, Phil's favorite kind of game, almost zero effort.
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It was already telling when he started being all hyped and pahsitive about it before the Halloween stream. He sucked the game off like crazy, as if it's gonna be an event in gaming history like this is the new Doom or Tekken 3 or some shit, but the game was boring to the viewer, both the mentally ill illegal restreamer viewers and even Dave's own wheelchairs. I watched LSB's restream and tuned out like 15 minutes in because the game and khammentary was so boring it ended up being a drinking game where you take a shot every time Phil said "boy".
On the other hand, TF2 was a fun viewing experience for us and even the wheelchairs. Phil of course absolutely hated it because not only was he getting legit dunked on because of his shitty fucking play, but people quickly started trolling him too, and as a last resort he of course used the aluttapeepol card. Apparently aluttapeepul have been saying that they're bored of watching him play TF2 so he stopped playing it and then went on a rant about PC gaming and how YOU! YES, YOU! are at fault for making Phil bust his ass and do hard menial labor down in the coal mines by installing drivers and getting TF2 to work.
 
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yoshitsune said:
It was already telling when he started being all hyped and pahsitive about it before the Halloween stream. He sucked the game off like crazy, as if it's gonna be an event in gaming history like this is the new Doom or Tekken 3 or some shit, but the game was boring to the viewer, both the mentally ill illegal restreamer viewers and even Dave's own wheelchairs. I watched LSB's restream and tuned out like 15 minutes in because the game and khammentary was so boring it ended up being a drinking game where you take a shot every time Phil said "boy".
On the other hand, TF2 was a fun viewing experience for us and even the wheelchairs. Phil of course absolutely hated it because not only was he getting legit dunked on because of his shitty fucking play, but people quickly started trolling him too, and as a last resort he of course used the aluttapeepol card. Apparently aluttapeepul have been saying that they're bored of watching him play TF2 so he stopped playing it and then went on a rant about PC gaming and how YOU! YES, YOU! are at fault for making Phil bust his ass and do hard menial labor down in the coal mines by installing drivers and getting TF2 to work.
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He legitimately thinks people watch him to be impressed at his gameplay and have fun with him, not to laugh at him. He is does not want to be a clown, he wants to be the strong man or the lion tamer. But the ringmaster makes him put on a vest and blow bubbles while spinning in his chair. Sorry, you are the clown.

I think he is a little bit self aware. Take DSP Tries It. He gave a bunch of bull shit excuses on why it was cancelled. The reality is that he is aware that everyone dunks on him for being a fast food hamburger gourmand.

He eats hamburgers like a wine snob tastes wine. Think Paul Giovanni's character in Sideways. This Jack in the Box hamburger has subtle hints of chipotle with a strong after body of swiss and ground beef. Let's see if I can get a bite with pickle...mmmmm, the pickle has a slight vinegary taste with a crunch.

Nigga, you get fast food because you are fat and can't cook. Nobody goes to Wendy's for gourmet food.
 
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I just wanna point out that DSP did not login to his forums since monday (so he dont have to face reality about his halloween marathon) and did not post anything for 4 weeks.

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David Davidson said:
Prestream today:
Phil is saying people shouldn't give big streamers with contracts money because they already make a lot of money. You need to give it to the smaller streamers (like him) because its a bigger difference!

The greed is massively strong.
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DSP is absolutely correct. Support small streamers without gacha addictions and wives with jobs.
 
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