Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If Bob was clever enough he would come with a "We must make due and live with our differences" argument and move on, like anyone who lives in real life would do. But i am utterly amazed that Bob literally came up with the "Obama is elected, racism is over" meme of several years ago. And i'm torn if this sudden realization was his deep retardation or an attempt at making people laugh in an unfunny way.
Okay okay so the immeasurable debt white people owe to niggers can't be discharged by electing a house nigger, twice, to the White House. But what has Bobby done to "make racism over" except by shilling for Black Panther?

Dont know much about his brother is as bad as blob?
I knew Chris was not normal right from the start; but it takes 2020 to let everyone see his true colors -- non-stop "money problems" and incessant e-begging; delusion that people would pay for his life story; obnoxious virtue-signaling about covid, BLM, ACAB, and trannies. Maybe not as bad as Bob yet, but at least everyone is now convinced he is a laughing stock of his own right.

Here he is with his latest unspecified "money problem":
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So let's count Chris "money problem" in 2020 shall we?
Early 2020 - Pharmacy refused to take his company's insurance, a problem which might be solved by going to another pharmacy.
June - He signed up for home renovation and you'd better foot his bill!
October - Wife contracted covid, remained asymptomatic but homebound.
Now - ????

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A lot of capeshit with some lego:
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Does Brie Larson's character actually fail? Not counting, of course, her failure to find love and happiness?

The villain of Spiderman - Homecoming is apparently a MAGA ghoul:
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Snyder:
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His followers are as puzzled as I'm as to what he means by post-TROS.

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Student loan-forgiveness benefits our "best and brightest":
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"Libertarians" are bad because they are anti-surveillance
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Bob's "job" is vomiting out his opinion without being asked:
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And here is his unsolicited word-vomit about Men In Black. I hope Troon #25 considers this a job well done.
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So let's count Chris "money problem" in 2020 shall we?
Early 2020 - Pharmacy refused to take his company's insurance, a problem which might be solved by going to another pharmacy.
June - He signed up for home renovation and you'd better foot his bill!
October - Wife contracted covid, remained asymptomatic but homebound.
Now - ????
Can't forget 200 selfies per year consuming his latest online beer or whisky purchase.

"If 20 people pledge $1 to my Patreon in the next 47 minutes, I'll suck this Gobshite O'Malley 20 year through my eyeballs while chugging down an entire Hoppsfaggot IPA growler."
 
Forcing a political narrative onto Men in Black is retarded, one can just as easily make the case it's rightwing, the second movie is about trying to fight a woman who is a intergalactic border jumper, and the third movie ends with a government agent lying to a little black boy about where his father is.
His Men in Black commentary is really shortsighted and heavily favorited to his views. I agree with him that the films aren't deep, but I think there is more to them. Bob however is misinterpreting these things to fit his own outlook on things.

Like the shooting test scene that he mentioned. The other candidates weren't "racist and dumb" as Bob puts it. They were simply military men, which meant when it come to combat they were more like drones and machines rather than thinking men. They all ran into the test just randomly shooting any cardboard cutout of a big scary alien. Something that you probably should first put a considerably amount of thought into before doing when you work for an organization that monitors extraterrestrial life on Earth. Wherein that big scary looking alien could just be a harmless creature that is living on Earth.

Jay was ultimately picked because he was the only candidate that displayed on your feet thinking. He didn't run into the room shooting randomly at anything in sight. He stayed calm, analyzed the situation and showed restraint. Him shooting the white girl was inconsequential, it was the mere fact that he showed he was thinking things out before taking action that give him the edge over the other candidates.
 
You are, of course, right. I had a professor in college who was a big admirer of Wilson and gave us this same speech about the Fourteen Points.

The issue is that if you bring up things like the Treaty of Versailles now, and the conditions it caused inside Germany that allowed Hitler to rise to power, you get accused of shit like "victim blaming" and making excuses for Hitler. You'd probably even get called a Nazi.

None of these morons grasp that figuring out why madmen can attain power might actually be useful to stopping it from happening. In many respects, Trump won in 2016 because people were tired of the nauseating reeeeing from these hollow brained idiots.

Face it, there is no place in "respectable" Internet forums for old men like us that appreciate critical thinking over feels.
Isn't it ironic that the people who tell you you cant judge George Floyd for his bad actions or how Stalin despite everything was still a son, father, and sibling and deserves a modicum of post-mortem dignity, how Lenin was a product of his time and well meaning but misguided... can't get over Hitler's political career?

If Stalin/Lenin get a pass, so does the funny mustachioed man. You can't have it both ways.

Not that any of them deserve a pass, but goddamnit I'm tired of proclaimed communists acting like they're above nazis.
You're just as retarded as the long coated Jeff Weiss'es of the world.
 
Isn't it ironic that the people who tell you you cant judge George Floyd for his bad actions or how Stalin despite everything was still a son, father, and sibling and deserves a modicum of post-mortem dignity, how Lenin was a product of his time and well meaning but misguided... can't get over Hitler's political career?

If Stalin/Lenin get a pass, so does the funny mustachioed man. You can't have it both ways.

Not that any of them deserve a pass, but goddamnit I'm tired of proclaimed communists acting like they're above nazis.
You're just as retarded as the long coated Jeff Weiss'es of the world.
Didn't Stalin literally let his son die?
 
Well, his son Yakov was captured during WWII and Stalin refused to swap a Nazi field marshal for him. Probably the right decision, though, no, Stalin wasn't what you'd call a model of familial tenderness.
I believe he said "one does not trade Generals for Sergeants" or something to that effect. Cold, but true, and given Russia's situation at the time also a legitimate call.
It's true Stalin was a monster, but ironically it was probably his cold brutality and force of character that prevented the Soviet Union from collapsing under the German onslaught in early 1941.
 
Okay okay so the immeasurable debt white people owe to niggers can't be discharged by electing a house nigger, twice, to the White House. But what has Bobby done to "make racism over" except by shilling for Black Panther?


I knew Chris was not normal right from the start; but it takes 2020 to let everyone see his true colors -- non-stop "money problems" and incessant e-begging; delusion that people would pay for his life story; obnoxious virtue-signaling about covid, BLM, ACAB, and trannies. Maybe not as bad as Bob yet, but at least everyone is now convinced he is a laughing stock of his own right.

Here he is with his latest unspecified "money problem":
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So let's count Chris "money problem" in 2020 shall we?
Early 2020 - Pharmacy refused to take his company's insurance, a problem which might be solved by going to another pharmacy.
June - He signed up for home renovation and you'd better foot his bill!
October - Wife contracted covid, remained asymptomatic but homebound.
Now - ????

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A lot of capeshit with some lego:
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Does Brie Larson's character actually fail? Not counting, of course, her failure to find love and happiness?

The villain of Spiderman - Homecoming is apparently a MAGA ghoul:
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Snyder:
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His followers are as puzzled as I'm as to what he means by post-TROS.

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Student loan-forgiveness benefits our "best and brightest":
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"Libertarians" are bad because they are anti-surveillance
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Bob's "job" is vomiting out his opinion without being asked:
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And here is his unsolicited word-vomit about Men In Black. I hope Troon #25 considers this a job well done.
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Bob "Farms are bad, but Communication majors are great. Always need more journalists."

.......actually both policies may be good. Sure should have a better reason for public policy than, "it helps people I like and hurts people I don't."
 
Bob "Farms are bad, but Communication majors are great. Always need more journalists."

.......actually both policies may be good. Sure should have a better reason for public policy than, "it helps people I like and hurts people I don't."
Bob: "Farms are bad"
Also Bob: [Eats a small amount of food]
 
I believe he said "one does not trade Generals for Sergeants" or something to that effect. Cold, but true, and given Russia's situation at the time also a legitimate call.
It's true Stalin was a monster, but ironically it was probably his cold brutality and force of character that prevented the Soviet Union from collapsing under the German onslaught in early 1941.
Montefiore's "Court of the Red Tsar" relays the following anecdote:

After the war, a Georgian confidant plucked up the courage to ask Stalin if the Paulus [i.e., the field marshal the Nazis wanted to trade Stalin's son for] offer was a myth. He 'hung his head,' answering 'in a sad, piercing voice': 'Not a myth ... just think how many sons ended in camps! Who would swap them for Paulus? Were they worse than Yakov? I had to refuse ... what would they have said of me, our millions of Party fathers, if having forgotten about them, I had agreed to swapping Yakov? No, I had no right ...' Then he again showed the struggle between the nervy, angry, tormented man within and the persona he had become: 'Otherwise I'd no longer be "Stalin."' He added: 'I so pitied Yasha!'

Stalin, I think, is more impenetrable than most "great men" in history. It's difficult to disentangle the spontaneous from the calculated, and of course everyone who had any kind of contact with him had possible motives to distort their accounts. imo it's a lot easier to get a sense of what it would be like to (for instance) go on a road trip with Lenin or Napoleon or Hitler than with Stalin. Stalin succeeded in turning himself into a cipher better than most other modern dictators. Even episodes like the one in which Stalin ran away to his dacha when the Nazis invaded are susceptible to some interpretation.

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Nobody comes for Bob but Bob, then he cries.

I knew Chris was not normal right from the start; but it takes 2020 to let everyone see his true colors -- non-stop "money problems" and incessant e-begging; delusion that people would pay for his life story; obnoxious virtue-signaling about covid, BLM, ACAB, and trannies. Maybe not as bad as Bob yet, but at least everyone is now convinced he is a laughing stock of his own right.

Here he is with his latest unspecified "money problem":
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I guess I was raised differently than these people, the idea of begging random people for money is completely alien to me.
 
Bob could learn a lot from Ken Bone about the importance of not taking yourself too seriously. Bob is utterly incapable of laughing at himself, let alone acknowledging to the world that he’s exactly what we all see: a basement-dwelling fat virgin loser who relies on handouts to pay the bills. People who take themselves too seriously are extremely difficult to like. “Don’t you know who I THINK I am?” they always seem to be asking.

Oh and “agg-sector,” Bob? Please, for the love of all that’s holy, do fuck off to the nearest remedial English class.
 
Bob "Farms are bad, but Communication majors are great. Always need more journalists."

.......actually both policies may be good. Sure should have a better reason for public policy than, "it helps people I like and hurts people I don't."

I'm extremelly biased against Bob. He could start making a case against going to war with Iran and my first instinct would be to go full McCain because it's Blob.

Having said this, why are the agrarian policies in the US considered inefficient? Is it because it incentivises mass illegal immigration to keep labor costs low and give amnesty after 5 years repeating the cycle every half a decade? Is it because driving down corn prices makes them unfairly competitive as raw materials in all types of unhealthy food? Is it because there's a deficit in the trade balance and all the money being pumped into the agrarian sector ends up in products that are being exported outside and the US depends on other countries to feed itself?

I'm trying to find examples of the EU (the CAP) shitting the bed over the course of 60 years but Jewgle sure loves memoryholing that part of history.

My point: why would Bob's plan to diverge the budget of the agrarian sector into forgiving student loans be a sensible fiscal policy for the United States?
 
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