Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And he’s back on his bullshit. It’s almost as if getting publicly nuked from orbit by Lindsay Ellis and humiliated by the thousands of follow-up dunks left him feeling he’s got something to prove. Much like his report cards must have noted at the end of every year, Robert hasn’t learned a fucking thing.
The irony is that Bob's vile political views is part of why many hate him, I think the only groups of people that would accept Bob are his sycophant fans, his family, and other people with equally vile views on wishing death to people who have different beliefs than him. Ironic how Bob is sucking up to the types of liberals who hate the corporations that Bob worships religiously.
 
It looks like Chris didn’t actually make that Meinspace meme, but rather tweeted it without attribution of creatorship. And he got called out for calling a proud Jew a Hitler fanboy. The Chipman brothers are both humor-deficient retards who probably ate out of their diapers and wet the bed well into their teenage years.

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iirc it was supposed to be a free way to get meds and transitioning. Join the army, troon out after basic and Uncle Sam pays for the surgeries and meds.
Oh just like Chelsea Manning did. So they need to go into the army, get into some clerical job so they retain the lankiness needed to transition, then blow the whistle and transition after prison? There's got to be an easier way.
 
I like how he feels the need to dehumanize large swathes of his own country's population for reasons that seem far deeper than mere socio-political disagreement.
Sometimes I imagine him discussing the current goings-on of the US with his family and when it comes to the general populace, he does air quotes a la Chris Farley in between sips of Mountain Dew and pinches of nachos in his ranch dressing.
 
He should be gloating about Biden and Harris, unfortunately he is still reminiscing the past.
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Why would anyone wants to do that?

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Twitterite @sheepdawgie made a MovieBob tribute. These randos have to ruin the show by attributing the "This Is What A Feminist Looks Like" photo to him.
 
I like how he feels the need to dehumanize large swathes of his own country's population for reasons that seem far deeper than mere socio-political disagreement.
Sometimes I imagine him discussing the current goings-on of the US with his family and when it comes to the general populace, he does air quotes a la Chris Farley in between sips of Mountain Dew and pinches of nachos in his ranch dressing.
he strikes me as the kind of tough asshole who agrees to your face, then bitches about it on a livejournal in the future

saw a tweet from somewhere saying "most of twitter couldn't handle a 10 minute conversation with the working class." i feel like thats pretty spot-on. i think moviebob would get his ass handed to him in any argument he'd have in person, so he'd just fake it later on for clout

this is why he drinks at a fucking chuck-e-cheese equivalent
 
he strikes me as the kind of tough asshole who agrees to your face, then bitches about it on a livejournal in the future

saw a tweet from somewhere saying "most of twitter couldn't handle a 10 minute conversation with the working class." i feel like thats pretty spot-on. i think moviebob would get his ass handed to him in any argument he'd have in person, so he'd just fake it later on for clout

this is why he drinks at a fucking chuck-e-cheese equivalent
Yeah, I didn't think of it this way. To me, he always went to Dave & Busters because really, it's an adult Chuck E. Cheese's and his mindset never went far beyond the organization of high school cliques. Heck, as far as I know, not even high schoolers think of Chuck E. Cheese's as a cool place to hang around on.

Anyways, if you see his Twitter spats, whenever he is confronted, you'll see his pure cowardice and lack of tact in play, trying too hard to either backpedal on his opinions or pull the "misunderstood" card in hopes he and his crap take will be left alone, usually to no avail. And it's almost always with people who, much like him, fancy themselves as part of the working class but have no damn clue about their everyday lives, goals, trials and tribulations, and simply assume their academical background has it covered just fine.

That's what one gets when you're seldom called on your bullshit when you're still forming your adult life's mindset. Seeing Blobert (and other assorted people covered in these forums) err his way to lolcowdom is quite an exercise in psychology, to see how low can human beings go when simple life decisions made throughout one's life result in severely damaged psyches and ensuing online drama.
 
Can the next poll be: “Who is more cringe, Bob or Chris Chipman?”

The smart bet is on Bob, but Chris I think would give him a run for his money as each day passes.
I have to lean towards Chris simply because while Bob's existence is cringe, Chris is trying and failing to be just like him. How the fuck can someone manage to be a less successful Moviebob?
 
Ok, some of those made me chuckle or grin.
Why can't Bob be more like this? More normal banter and a lot less politics and seethe-posting. I expected to see him tard-rage about how taxpayers should bail out autists who went for an inpractical degree and asked for money they had no way of paying back. Color me surprised.

All it would take is 24 weeks of effort for Bob to lose considerable weight and change his physique, alongside changing his attitude and turning people's online perception of him around.

But no, Bob likes his personal hell more than he would escaping it. Effort and discipline aren't worth it.
 
Bobby dispenses his wisdom to those in student debt:
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This is so emblematic of millennials, the e-begging generation: signing up for a loan you knew full well you don't care to repay, and when your creditors come, pretend to be a victim.
I'm feeling slightly generous, so I'm going to assume he was joking for most of this, but for the record, cops absolutely do not have to tell you they're a cop. A mere googling busts that myth many, many times.
 
I think he's legit a Transformers fan, but I have to believe the fact that Ellis' did a "feminist critique" of Transformers is not unknown to him.

He probably thinks that's another "in" for him to get in her good graces. I contemplated saying "get in her panties," but I'm on the fence as to whether that was ever his goal. I can't automatically assume it was, since I think Bob cares more about e-cred than sex. One would hope that even Bob had to comprehend that a relationship with the married, and more attractive, Ellis was never in the cards.


It's funny because it's not really outlandish for people to remember things like that from their childhood. I still remember Roy Fokker's death in Robotech. That was a pretty big deal in a kid's cartoon back then. Had he simply talked about the death of Optimus Prime like a normal person, he'd court plenty of people who feel the same way.

The part where Bob goes off the rails when he begins comparing it to real life things. That's when he begins to sound completely delusional.

The only MovieBob video I ever watched in its entirety was his "Really That Good" on Transformers: The Movie. He's actually quite negative about it, because (in typical Bob fashion) 80% of the video is just him complaining about Ronald Reagan. He attacks it as a poorly-made toy commercial with spotty animation quality. Maybe he's just salty about Optimus Prime dying because they wanted to sell a new range of toys, or because (given this is a fairly recent video) he just wanted to suck up to the woke brigade and decided to play down his fanboyism.

What's this phenomena called? Or has it always been a symptom of manchildness? I've seen it across multiple communities by this point.

I have a theory about this.

The modern woke male feminist wants to appear as non-threatening and non-masculine as possible. In theory this is because they believe in "toxic masculinity" and that they can defeat this by appearing to embody the opposite of all those things, though in reality it is more often than not a smokescreen for being a sex pest.

This expresses itself as all of the stereotypical "soy boy" behaviour. "Robert" sounds to patriarchical. A "Robert" will wear a suit and be sexist to his secretary and vote for Drumph and other unwoke things, whereas "Bob" is fun and friendly and wouldn't stalk you, not at all. It's the same with the soy face, wearing stupid wooly jumpers, being performatively nerdy and into "girly" things, claiming to be LGBTQ when they clearly aren't, and being seen to have loads of female friends (hence all the simping). It's all to look as "not like the other guys" as possible in order to look as un-masculine and un-rapey as possible, in order to score woke points and score some dangerhaired tail. (Of course most women, dangerhairs included, prefer a good deep dicking from an alpha Chad anyway and are turned off by useless Soyboys, but that's another matter).

I think it even explains a lot of trooning out. The logic is:

-All men are rapist pigs.
-I'm not a rapist pig (:optimistic:)

-Therefore I am not a man.

Remember that it was Elliott Roger who caused Terra Jones, by his own admission, to troon out because he didn't want to be a member of a gender that could behave that way.
 
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Jay was ultimately picked because he was the only candidate that displayed on your feet thinking. He didn't run into the room shooting randomly at anything in sight. He stayed calm, analyzed the situation and showed restraint. Him shooting the white girl was inconsequential, it was the mere fact that he showed he was thinking things out before taking action that give him the edge over the other candidates.
Well, independent thought is white supremacy, and Will Smith taking such a role demonstrates his internalized racism and anti-blackness. By putting this on display, other black people understand that to be anti-racist they must obey group-think and support Democrat politicians and policies. Simultaneously, the military men shooting all of the aliens and protecting the white child shows how racist the US government is, targeting and harassing foreign nationals for no good reason. Agent J being the only black agent in the first film also highlights the damage that Uncle Tom sell-outs do the the black community by trading in their skin to side with whites to uphold racist and xenophobic immigration policies.

Clearly MiB is progressive media that will help advance us to a Superior Future. You can send my PhDs in Race Theory and Gender Studies to 14 Branchland Crt, Ruckersville VA.
 
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Who the fuck mentioned Gunn Bob? The pic is making fun of something that YOU put out there dipshit. AGAIN, YOU put out both the McDonalds tweet AND the bizarre defense of Cuties while never giving it an actual review.
He didn't just pick open one old wound, he had to cut through the scar tissue that was James Gunn and proclaim to the world "See?! This is what you've done to me!"

Oh and speaking of "nonentities," Bob could drop dead right now and the last thing anyone would remember him for would be a horror story told by a paramedic. "You think that's bad? You should've seen the fat guy we had to haul out of his basement..."
 
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