TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

A line of coke would instantly cure those two losers' "depression".

WTF even is "depression"? It's thrown around so much it lost any meaning to me.

"Depression" is a forced term where spoiled people, in their 30s or 40s, with little to no friends, without a family of their own, realize they failed in life, but are such attention whores, that they need to share their pain, on social media, because real world doesn't give a fuck about them.
 
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Smart, she saw "what" she was dating, and split. Only problem is that she took a long time to brake up with a human Sloth- Slug hybrid, aka Noah.
It can take a long time for a woman to realize they're in failed relationship and to split. Even more so if they're clingy/ needy or a stalker type (what else would a person be who tried to get into CA by following so many men from there?).
 
It can take a long time for a woman to realize they're in failed relationship and to split.

I agree, toxicity in relationship isn't easy to detect, but lets face it, she was in it because Noah is a nerd icon. She wanted a peace of that glory and she was trying hard to make it work, even when red flag was so obvious that a blind person could see it.
 
April is only sucessful in life by using Spoony as a comparison. She jumped head first into a relationship with him, and she's not a catch herself. I'm glad for hr for leaving him. And she doesn't broadcast her life on the internet, which is good. But let's not treat her as any sort of model for having your shit together. She's just okay enough to not be interesting as a lolcow.

Warthog explains that she’s not obsessed with Spoony by telling random grifters one Twitter that’s she’s totally not obsessed with Spoony. View attachment 1737175
It's funny that all of a sudden it's a "former youtube celebrity" and not saying his name. Normally she not only says Spoony, she tags him as well.

"Depression" is a forced term where spoiled people, in their 30s or 40s, with little to no friends, without a family of their own, realize they failed in life, but are such attention whores, that they need to share their pain, on social media, because real world doesn't give a fuck about them.
Not to be confused with "depression". which is an actual neurological illnessthat can be diagnosed and treated by professionals. You can tell the difference between "depression" and "depression" by how worthless and lazy the speaker is. So in WH/Spoony case it's the Inferno Wolf type.
 
April is only sucessful in life by using Spoony as a comparison. She jumped head first into a relationship with him, and she's not a catch herself. I'm glad for hr for leaving him. And she doesn't broadcast her life on the internet, which is good. But let's not treat her as any sort of model for having your shit together. She's just okay enough to not be interesting as a lolcow.

Agreed. I wouldn't be surprised if she comes back with a new e-celebrity relationship in the future. Or maybe she learned her lesion to distinguish public persona from the actual person. Only time will tell.

Not to be confused with "depression". which is an actual neurological illnessthat can be diagnosed and treated by professionals. You can tell the difference between "depression" and "depression" by how worthless and lazy the speaker is. So in WH/Spoony case it's the Inferno Wolf type.

True, I was completely vague for comedical purposes, because while depression is in fact a serious psychological state where someone need help, and many suffer from it (I have it from time to time, but I march on, as I find it in myself to fight and move on), Noah's or Rachels "depression" is just a way to draw attention on themselves.
 
Even if Spoony “lowered himself” to fuck the warthog and she magically turned into a smoking hot princess ala Shrek. He probably couldn’t get it up.

This isnt One Piece and she ain't "Iron Mace" Alvida:

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My sincerest apologies, gentlemen, for suggesting the creation of /wh, after reading your reasonings and some reconsideration, it is clear that in a way, she's closer to Spoony farms-wise than in RL.

Canada is an amazing country, no doubt.

April's foreign thread is a class of its own, kudos for the discovery!

As for depression, we can differentiate by term; Depression and Duhprushun. A thread this sophisticated deserves well-kept etymology, so far everything has gotten its own name, this one isn't hard to classify.
 
My sincerest apologies, gentlemen, for suggesting the creation of /wh, after reading your reasonings and some reconsideration, it is clear that in a way, she's closer to Spoony farms-wise than in RL.

Canada is an amazing country, no doubt.

April's foreign thread is a class of its own, kudos for the discovery!

As for depression, we can differentiate by term; Depression and Duhprushun. A thread this sophisticated deserves well-kept etymology, so far everything has gotten its own name, this one isn't hard to classify.

Duhprushun is when spoiled people, in their 30s or 40s, with little to no friends, without a family of their own, realize they failed in life, but are such attention whores, that they need to share their pain, on social media, because real world doesn't give a fuck about them.
 
Duhprushun is when spoiled people, in their 30s or 40s, with little to no friends, without a family of their own, realize they failed in life, but are such attention whores, that they need to share their pain, on social media, because real world doesn't give a fuck about them.
Being depressed and being a greasy sadsack faggot like Spoony aren't mutually exclusive.
 
Being depressed and being a greasy sadsack faggot like Spoony aren't mutually exclusive.
Naturally, they're both dupruhssed cases. Certified is the only legit depression.

And while we split hairs, isn't a narcissistic duhprussed person somehow, I dunno, paradox? Like a self-loving/loathing contradiction? The term schizo is sounding more attractive by the minute...
 
Naturally, they're both dupruhssed cases. Certified is the only legit depression.

And while we split hairs, isn't a narcissistic duhprussed person somehow, I dunno, paradox? Like a self-loving/loathing contradiction? The term schizo is sounding more attractive by the minute...
I'm no shrink but I suppose if you think about the depression as a partial result of narcissistic needs not being fulfilled it makes more sense. Toss in his procrastination, antisocial nature, inability to take criticism and shitty NEET diet and lifestyle and you've got a formula for a real fucked up specimen.
 
"Drug/drinking binge"

What do you wanna bet they were just tipsy and smoking a few bowls, like a nice crossfade. Everything is a dramatic exaggeration to these attention whores.
Exactly. Much like Warthogs supposed “alcoholism”. She got tipsy a couple times at a con years ago and “omg guys I’m a hardcore alcoholic struggling with addiction”
 
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