TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Bob-omb]

Yo, if you were Warthog and had a drunk guy "accidentally" come into your bedroom...

Bitch, you just missed your one and only chance to get some dick. Close your eyes and pretend it's Spoony.

I don’t think a person could get that drunk without dying.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

Noah's hurting, but why? He should be celebrating that biden got in, right?
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To be crude, he'll never dick April again, and never get his dick wet either ever. Unless he wants the Warthog.

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Very interesting, and sad. If she wasn't so nasty.

Lets be honest Noah wasn't going to do anything anyways

 

[JohnMc]

Why don't we have a thread for Warthog again?

She's pretty much taken over this thread. We might as well just put her name in the title. If Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day can share a thread than Noah and Rachel can.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

She's pretty much taken over this thread. We might as well just put her name in the title. If Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day can share a thread than Noah and Rachel can.

Spoony is so lazy he let his website expire and his Farms topic get taken over by a stalker.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I wonder how traumatizing it was for the poor guy to accidentally swing open the door and see that reeeeeing at him

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I will never understand how someone like this girl exists. To constantly orbit someone so closely and so viciously. Like you can make the argument it makes sense for people to ""stan"" KPop dudes, theyre rich, attractive, talented etc etc. But why have a boner for SPOONY? He's like...the opposite of those things. Unless he's the only one whos given her a femtosecond of attention, but thats a whole other can of worms.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So... that's not how melatonin works. Can someone get her some actual sleeping pills so she can down a bottle and rid us of her SAD?

 

[WutangLee]

I will never understand how someone like this girl exists. To constantly orbit someone so closely and so viciously. Like you can make the argument it makes sense for people to ""stan"" KPop dudes, theyre rich, attractive, talented etc etc. But why have a boner for SPOONY? He's like...the opposite of those things. Unless he's the only one whos given her a femtosecond of attention, but thats a whole other can of worms.

Some people are just gross. I seem to recall Nick Bates had a girl that was into him. And he was a child molester with a feces fetish. And I'm not talking the broad "pedophile, he was into loli" idiots throw around like peanut shells, he's a legit convicted child molester currently in prison.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I will never understand how someone like this girl exists. To constantly orbit someone so closely and so viciously. Like you can make the argument it makes sense for people to ""stan"" KPop dudes, theyre rich, attractive, talented etc etc. But why have a boner for SPOONY? He's like...the opposite of those things. Unless he's the only one whos given her a femtosecond of attention, but thats a whole other can of worms.

I think his pathetic state makes him feel attainable to her. Remember this is nearly a decade of obsession come home to roost: She's been fixated on him since meeting him at a con in 2011 (if you recall, her posting a photo of this was his first contact with her on Twitter).

Most importantly, this was in between Noah breaking up with Scarlett and meeting April (ironically at that same con, a month after Rachel wrote that post) so it's considerably likely she's been sore over "missing her chance" all those years ago and is now making up for it.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Like Noah, Rachel is holding on to something that gives her motivation. That's great and all, but when Noah is your motivator, guy who only tweets and doesn't do jack shit for years, it is time to question yourself. Also social media is the last place where you write your private thoughts and compliments. I wouldn't be surprised if she started writing how she fingered herself thinking about Noah last night, and other things I really don't want to know.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

So... that's not how melatonin works. Can someone get her some actual sleeping pills so she can down a bottle and rid us of her SAD?

I love how she's talking about Melatonin as if it's some hardcore sleeping pill and not a natural supplement that your body already generates.

Maybe she'll move onto the hard stuff and start taking St Johns Wort, a SUPER POWERFUL anti-depressant?

Actually, I'm calling it. She'll mention taking it at some point if asked about what she's doing to treat her depression.

 

[Butter]

I wonder how traumatizing it was for the poor guy to accidentally swing open the door and see that reeeeeing at him

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>knock myself out on melatonin
"Oh no, I am so traumatized only being slightly more sleepy will make me able to get some rest"

 

[Peep Plops]

I'm finding it increasingly hard to get any lols out of either spoony or the 'hog, mostly reading this thread leaves me feeling slightly moribund these days.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I think his pathetic state makes him feel attainable to her. Remember this is nearly a decade of obsession come home to roost: She's been fixated on him since meeting him at a con in 2011 (if you recall, her posting a photo of this was his first contact with her on Twitter).

Most importantly, this was in between Noah breaking up with Scarlett and meeting April (ironically at that same con, a month after Rachel wrote that post) so it's considerably likely she's been sore over "missing her chance" all those years ago and is now making up for it.

They say serial killer fangirls come in three flavors: Shrinks, Groupies, and Whackos. And Warthog, she's all three, baby!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I will never understand how someone like this girl exists. To constantly orbit someone so closely and so viciously. Like you can make the argument it makes sense for people to ""stan"" KPop dudes, theyre rich, attractive, talented etc etc. But why have a boner for SPOONY? He's like...the opposite of those things. Unless he's the only one whos given her a femtosecond of attention, but thats a whole other can of worms.

Over a decade ago, Warthog was feeling sad. She was having suicidal ideation. She was this close to taking an entire bottle of flintstones chewy vitamins. She went to TGWTG and found the Spooning with Spoony video. He was so suave and sexy. And he kind of liked like our lord and savior Jesus Christ but without a beard. His video made her feel better. Spoony literally saved her life.

After she shook his hand at that convention, the deal was sealed. She's been having sex dreams about Spoony ever since.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Omg my roommate bumped into a wall and said that weed is cool. Sad. Depressed. Won't be able to sleep tonight because I'm broke and hungry and even my spoony videos won't help." - the Neverending plight of Warthog.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wish she would use names. Even fake names. Her tweets are so damn confusing.

My roommate and my other roommate but not the old roommate and my old roommate's brother and my roommate's brother's friend...

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoonster and dril grow more indistinguishable by the day.

 

[Drihten]

Spoonster and dril grow more indistinguishable by the day.

Dril has the capacity to be amusing, Spoony is just pitiful

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Spoonster and dril grow more indistinguishable by the day.

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New poll: Which Chef Boyardee product will Spoony have for Thanksgiving?

Spaghetti
Ravioli
Beefaroni
Lasagna

 

[Bob-omb]

Warty and her new surrogate Spoony e-boyfriend (catfish?) are going to host a podcast all about video game songs and derpreshion! This ought to be interesting...