Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Hogar Grupal said:
He actually could roll with them. Chris has experience in looting (shoplifting) and vandalism.
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I don't think so, Chris has always fled when violence to himself was ever a possibility. As amusing as the thought of Chris actually rolling with Antifa, He is too lazy to even consider doing it.
 
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AmazingEagle said:
What if he gets on a plane?
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More likely by train, in a cattle car with the rest of the pigs. he'll be the one wearing 10 pounds of fake jewelry.
Are-A-Ham-A-Key said:
I don't think so, Chris has always fled when violence to himself was ever a possibility. As amusing as the thought of Chris actually rolling with Antifa, He is too lazy to even consider doing it.
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I could see chris doing the daytime antifa stuff, since in daylight Antifa's more annoying and loud than violent. Chris would see it as free license to try and spread talk of his merge shit and maybe yell at jerkops. but at night? no he'd book it home at the first sign of danger.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
More likely by train, in a cattle car with the rest of the pigs. he'll be the one wearing 10 pounds of fake jewelry.

I could see chris doing the daytime antifa stuff, since in daylight Antifa's more annoying and loud than violent. Chris would see it as free license to try and spread talk of his merge shit and maybe yell at jerkops. but at night? no he'd book it home at the first sign of danger.
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Let's just say this, if Chris tries to fuck with a Trump supporter he'll get the shit kicked out of him, literally.

Are-A-Ham-A-Key said:
I don't think so, Chris has always fled when violence to himself was ever a possibility. As amusing as the thought of Chris actually rolling with Antifa, He is too lazy to even consider doing it.
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Well typically with people like him would join groups like Antifa so they don't feel like they are alone when committing a crime like assault, vandalism, arson, etc.
 
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AmazingEagle said:
What if he gets on a plane?
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i will pray for whoever is the poor soul sitting next to Chris. The random burpings, the possible plane induced stressed shit smelled/ stained sanitation pad, the crazy ramblings with magi-chan, the greasy hair touching your shoulder, the ego smug filled conversations he will try to initiate with you, the lack of airplane etiquette and going pass the armrest, and on and on. An absolute airplane nightmare.
 
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Real G said:
i will pray for whoever is the poor soul sitting next to Chris. The random burpings, the possible plane induced stressed shit smelled/ stained sanitation pad, the crazy ramblings with magi-chan, the greasy hair touching your shoulder, the ego smug filled conversations he will try to initiate with you, the lack of airplane etiquette and going pass the armrest, and on and on. An absolute airplane nightmare.
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I bet he would get kicked off the flight 25 minutes after takeoff, just imagine the headlines.
 
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AmazingEagle said:
I just have a few questions if Chris does go on Dr. Phi. the first question is who's gonna contact Dr. Phil and the second question is how in the hell is he getting to Los Angeles?
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Dr. Phil has "handlers" that make sure even dope addicts make it to the show on time; they basically meet the person days ahead of filming and do whatever the fuck it takes short of outright breaking the law to make sure they make it to the stage. As entertaining as it would be the real question is what is Dr. Phil gonna do for Chris? Dr. phil like most reality TV is fake with hardly any lasting positive effects. The man himself has a very sketchy reccord as medical Doctor.
 
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Dr. Phil has "handlers" that make sure even dope addicts make it to the show on time; they basically meet the person days ahead of filming and do whatever the fuck it takes short of outright breaking the law to make sure they make it to the stage. As entertaining as it would be the real question is what is Dr. Phil gonna do for Chris? Dr. phil like most reality TV is fake with hardly any lasting positive effects. The man himself has a very sketchy reccord as medical Doctor.
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Exactly, while I do watch some of his videos Dr. Phil is very suspicious if you ask me. Just look at his past, I suggest watching Dr. Todd Grande's video about him on YouTube.
 
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