Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Inshallah]

I mean, it's still $4500/month more than he deserves,

I strongly disagree with the idea that Bob deserves $19 a month.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just wanna add that I'm still amazed how yalls got the 'child psychology' vote dead on, considering blobbo's vigorous defense of Cuties.

NGL, even though I came up with the last poll, I’ve been itching to see it replaced for months now. Too much scrolling.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So, that means that blacks, azns, hispanics, and whatever else there is, if they disagree with the "progressive" ideology, they're defective or brainwashed. FilmBlob's senpais will go so far as to call such Persons of Colors of non-leftist bent all the special racial slurs that nobody else has used since 1971. Stuff like "coon" and "uncle Tom".

As well, personally, i find it funny that for them to humor the thought that a hispanic or black guy might not agree with them in everything is absolutely and completely impossible. If your tone is somewhat dark, you must agree with them or else the white man has brainwashed you against your people, culture, interests and ancestors or some shit.

It's as if they don't realize that they have obvious differences in opinions and beliefs, as well as priorities in life. All of them darkies need to agree 100% with all i believe in or else they are the enemy.

 

[The tired cat]

As well, personally, i find it funny that for them to humor the thought that a hispanic or black guy might not agree with them in everything is absolutely and completely impossible. If your tone is somewhat dark, you must agree with them or else the white man has brainwashed you against your people, culture, interests and ancestors or some shit.

It's as if they don't realize that they have obvious differences in opinions and beliefs, as well as priorities in life. All of them darkies need to agree 100% with all i believe in or else they are the enemy.

I mean, these are the same people who believe that street gang violence isnt real and just done by evil white men from behind the scenes. In reality all these black and hispanic gangs dont hate each other, they just need to gather around and rap it out like and then sing koombay under a camp fire.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I mean, these are the same people who believe that street gang violence isnt real and just done by evil white men from behind the scenes. In reality all these black and hispanic gangs dont hate each other, they just need to gather around and rap it out like and then sing koombay under a camp fire.

Yeah, i also remember that crap. Like when Bob hated on Rambo's last movie as a "Right wingers torture porn" because Rambo takes revenge on a mexican drug cartel that kidnaps and kills her niece.

Crime bad. But crime less bad when mexicans/blacks do it. They just need more money to quit doing crime, it's obvious!

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Yeah, i also remember that crap. Like when Bob hated on Rambo's last movie as a "Right wingers torture porn" because Rambo takes revenge on a mexican drug cartel that kidnaps and kills her niece.

Funny that he described Rambo as torture porn when you could practically hear him ejaculating in his review of Kingsman when that fight scene in the church came up.

 

[The tired cat]

Yeah, i also remember that crap. Like when Bob hated on Rambo's last movie as a "Right wingers torture porn" because Rambo takes revenge on a mexican drug cartel that kidnaps and kills her niece.

Crime bad. But crime less bad when mexicans/blacks do it. They just need more money to quit doing crime, it's obvious!

Oh a lot of lefty journos went hog on that movie, calling it racist or a "Drumpf suppotahs wet dream!!!" and ye they seriously made you wanna feel bad for cartels.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

NGL, even though I came up with the last poll, I’ve been itching to see it replaced for months now. Too much scrolling.

Can love bloom between youtube colleagues?

Can Bob find happiness?

Is Chris renovating his house because Bob's moving back in?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Is Chris renovating his house because Bob's moving back in?

If this is happening, we will have to change the title of the thread to Chipman Bros.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

There are legitimate reasons why a person's house might be in this bad of a state; depression, ill health, too busy to clean it properly. What gets me is that Chris posts pictures of the dump as if he's proud to live there. Chris-chan filmed a tour of his house where he proudly showed off his mother's filthy horde, but he has an excuse: he's a barely functional autistic tardbaby. Chris Chipman doesn't have that excuse. He should know that if you post a picture of a child next to a floor and cabinets that haven't been cleaned since the Carter Administration, that you run the risk of the health inspector knocking at your door.

But he’s a famous e-celeb! His fans are absolutely ravenous for a peek into The Chipster’s home life! What’s he supposed to do, pick the pieces of ceiling up off the floor before he takes pics? Make sure there aren’t paint chips adjacent to his special needs child? No way, that’d feel staged. He keeps it real.

 

[Jones McCann]

No one tell Blobba the Cuck that she's (Kristen Nun) is hetero and in a relationship with a dude.

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He's pretty much the opposite of Bob in every way. Holy fucking shit.

Hetero? Looks like two gay men to me.

Can this one blow up on Bob? He completely totally misses the obvious point that the ayurvedic chick actually believes in ethnic Indian things, and doesn't want Netflix to dump a bunch of communist and new age normalization media on her country. With China to the east of her, and Pakistan to the west, she's not wrong that the "international community" will displace native Indian media and culture with foreign propaganda. And he really is patronizing.

Bob will never believe anything until Hillary Clinton himself comes to his house to call him a faggot. Also that chick is extremely based and redpilled.

NGL, even though I came up with the last poll, I’ve been itching to see it replaced for months now. Too much scrolling.

That gets really annoying, it would be nice if it had to be clicked to expand.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Not to mention how fucking womanly it is to cry “Stalker!” and “No fair!” every time someone disagrees with you. Robert might be closer to trooning out than we think. Or he’s still as thin-skinned as ever. Perhaps both.

He'll never troon out simply because they would be him admitting that there is something imperfect about him.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men, but what mental gymnastics lurk in the heart of Bob's Beetus brain I still struggle to fathom. I thought non-white people not wanting their culture diluted by the decadent West was a standard progressive belief; but I guess we all need to be enlightened by bing-watching Netflix original series, which isn't a form of cultural imperialism at all...

The modern woke left, particularly in America, is very pro cultural imperialism and manifest destiny, as long as whatever they're pushing on the unenlightened savages is "progressive." Combine that with Robert's own provincialism and bootlicking of large media corporations as a general principle and this must have been difficult for him to wrap his head around. So his meager brain defaulted to "blame American conservatives" as it always does whenever he's exposed to something that doesn't line up with his preteen-level understanding of how the world works.

In his weird binary world, all foreign non-whites have cultures that are in perfect harmony with western woke corporate liberalism, they're all eager to augment their traditional clothing with Marvel t-shirts, so any deviation from that must be the result of some sort of international multi-billion dollar Republican propaganda machine that's hard at work in India. For what purpose I have no fucking clue, but he never worries too much about his beliefs being consistent and making sense, as long as they reinforce who the "good guys" and "bad guys" are. Robert probably believes that "real" Indian culture involves a bunch of woke lesbians scissoring in a ritual to Gaia from Captain Planet.

Anyway, if anyone needs proof that Robert's attitude towards non-white, non-westernized people is belittling and condescending as fuck, look no further than this Tweet.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I never really knew a whole lot about Moviebob, I thought people just hated him because he was a male-feminist, Anti-GG weirdo with TDS who occasionally made insane tweets but this chick reading his books gave like a deep-dive into his psyche that really makes you see how much of a broken and twisted individual he truly is, especially in regards to fucking Mario. I thought this dude was only made fun of for Mario shit because he did a cringe Mario cosplay but he fucking refers to the console wars between Sega and Nintendo as "my personal Vietnam war", like jesus fucking christ. I know this shit might be old news to regulars in this thread but this video singlehandedly gave me a new fascination with Bob.

If you stare into the Bob, the Bob stares also into you. He's the reason I even know about the farms.

 

[Flexo]

Police the people and places that vote differently from me where the problems ACTUALLY ARE.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1330912648578412545 https://archive.vn/C3FDq

You know... if we practiced FEDERALISM, then you COULD ignore those people.

It's like watching a person barge into your house and start telling you how to do things. Then when you tell them to fuck off, they scream "how can I be expected to live with you?"

God dammit, MovieBlob is the biggest incel on the planet.
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Geez, it's almost like our ancestors had a point when their cultures emphasized community, faith, and family.

But then even Bob's god, evolution, has rejected him.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Geeze, it's getting so bad that you can't ignore this thread for five hours without missing some new tardgasm. Question: is Bob actually getting worse, or is it just that Lindsay's tactical nuke gave people permission to go after him in the fashion he's earned for the past six years? Because, really, his "two species" jape isn't really that much worse than anything else he says on a regular basis.

By the way, since no one's mentioned it, I'm dead certain he got that idea from The Time Machine and was just too deliberately oblique (or trying to conceal his inspiration from old science fiction stories) to mention the Eloi and the Morlocks by name. Here's the problem, Bob: the Morlocks were considerably more intelligent than the Eloi, but were assuredly not the good guys in that situation.

Bob Chipman: looks, eats, and lives like a Morlock; has the brains of an Eloi.

In The Time Machine, the Morlocks were heavily implied to be the descendants of the working class, while the Eloi were the descendants of the upper class. The Eloi’s decadent superior future resulted in them atrophying mentally and physically into domesticated livestock that the once-oppressed working classes now feed upon.

I think that plot point might have gone over Bob’s head.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

If you stare into the Bob, the Bob stares also into you. He's the reason I even know about the farms.

I mean, we do share a love for Mario.
I feel like part of his appeal is that he's somewhat relatable to people who are into gaming and other autistic shit but he takes everything to such an extreme that you just can't help but feel fascinated. Also, I can't imagine listening to his books and not going "Man, I might get depressed sometimes but at least I'm not fucking Moviebob", the dude's worldview is like a self-imposed torture device that somehow feeds his narcissism but at the cost of feeling maximum misery at all times. Imagine giving up your ability to enjoy life just so that you can feel better than other people for no reason.

 

[Marissa Moira]

In The Time Machine, the Morlocks were heavily implied to be the descendants of the working class, while the Eloi were the descendants of the upper class. The Eloi’s decadent superior future resulted in them atrophying mentally and physically into domesticated livestock that the once-oppressed working classes now feed upon.

I think that plot point might have gone over Bob’s head.

Hold up, the only version of The Time machine that is portrayed the way Bob says it is Wishbone where the Eloi were presented as these innocent advanced future good people and the Morlocks these evil ignorant well dwellers who just brutalized them because they hated their advanced civilization.

Notice all the Eloi are portrayed to look like Normal people who have mentally ascended to the point where war and fighting made no sense and were just the good parts of humanity. Nothing about physical atrophy is present.

 

[Jack Awful]

Did Chris lose his job? Why is he begging on Patreon for house renovations, something he could afford by working and budgeting?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Did Chris lose his job? Why is he begging on Patreon for house renovations, something he could afford by working and budgeting?

Because it's easier to beg for money online then it is to actually do real work.