Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
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Uh-huh.
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
There are legitimate reasons why a person's house might be in this bad of a state; depression, ill health, too busy to clean it properly. What gets me is that Chris posts pictures of the dump as if he's proud to live there.
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This. I have to wonder where this lax approach to housekeeping (I’m trying to be nice) comes from. Chris and Robert’s mom’s house looks quite cluttered but not incomprehensibly filthy. Yet she proudly poses for photos inside the squalor her grandchildren are being raised in.

At least when Robert tweeted a pic of his filthy kitchen floor, without realizing it looked so dirty before he posted it, he had the requisite shame to lie about how he’d just cleaned it the previous day but didn’t “have access to more powerful cleaning solutions.” Chris and Sarah have no such shame. When I look at how she dresses, in skintight shirts that hug every fat roll as if she was TRYING to show them off, it’s clear she has a screw loose. Combine that with Chris’s slovenly habits and those kids are going to have immune systems of steel from all the filth they live in. Unfortunately, they’re also going to suffer the emotional and mental repercussions of growing up in total chaos and disorder.
 
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The Nothingness said:
I wonder why Taylor Lautner declined the sequel. It's not like he has done anything since the Twilight series.
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He was in one crappy action movie after the Twilight series, like they REALLY tried to make him into a bad ass in that dreck, so after that tanked he probably went "Ye, fuck this noise"
 
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The Nothingness said:
I think what movie you're referring to. In the trailer, he was son of spies who gave him a new identity and put him up for adoption.
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Yup, thats the one. Funny thing his dad was the producer on that film. Also in the movie he was a son of a polition while his foster parents were spies an only way he gave himself away by logging on this website for missing kids
 
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make_it_so said:
Is Red Overalls Bob's version of Blue Arms?
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I think he has to assault a Gamestop employee first.

In fairness to Bob, Chris went violently apeshit because Sonic's arms were turned blue. Bob is just saying he prefers red overalls Mario, and I suppose it can be said he doesn't hate blue overalls because of "that picture."

I mean... that's... reasonable. Far more reasonable than Chris.

Me? I don't give a shit. They were red in 1981 Donkey Kong, but blue in 1983 Mario Bros (not Super).
 
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Captain Manning said:
I think he has to assault a Gamestop employee first.

In fairness to Bob, Chris went violently apeshit because Sonic's arms were turned blue. Bob is just saying he prefers red overalls Mario, and I suppose it can be said he doesn't hate blue overalls because of "that picture."

I mean... that's... reasonable. Far more reasonable than Chris.

Me? I don't give a shit. They were red in 1981 Donkey Kong, but blue in 1983 Mario Bros (not Super).
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More reasonable, yes, but "more reasonable than Chris-chan" is, like, the Platonic ideal of low bars.

It's troubling enough that Bob seems to have an emotional relationship with a corporate mascot.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
This. I have to wonder where this lax approach to housekeeping (I’m trying to be nice) comes from. Chris and Robert’s mom’s house looks quite cluttered but not incomprehensibly filthy. Yet she proudly poses for photos inside the squalor her grandchildren are being raised in.

At least when Robert tweeted a pic of his filthy kitchen floor, without realizing it looked so dirty before he posted it, he had the requisite shame to lie about how he’d just cleaned it the previous day but didn’t “have access to more powerful cleaning solutions.” Chris and Sarah have no such shame. When I look at how she dresses, in skintight shirts that hug every fat roll as if she was TRYING to show them off, it’s clear she has a screw loose. Combine that with Chris’s slovenly habits and those kids are going to have immune systems of steel from all the filth they live in. Unfortunately, they’re also going to suffer the emotional and mental repercussions of growing up in total chaos and disorder.
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to be fair, anyone who would be attracted to the chippa has to have a screw loose in any case.

Anyone who would find Bob attractive enough to put a ring on it, on the other hand, would have to be so insane that Bob would nope the fuck out.
 
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Mola Ram said:
More reasonable, yes, but "more reasonable than Chris-chan" is, like, the Platonic ideal of low bars.

It's troubling enough that Bob seems to have an emotional relationship with a corporate mascot.
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The true reason for Mario's color palette changes likely lies in what one the programmer thought contrasted against the background in any given game. I doubt much thought went into it other than that. You had limited color palettes back then. It's why you get gaudy shit like Arnold wearing pink in the NES version of Predator.

This is technical shit, and Bob doesn't process stuff like that very well.

As for Chris vs Bob, I was thinking the other day that Bob's love of Mario might be better than Chris' love of Sonic and Pokemon, if only because we can avoid all the furfag shit.

But yes, they're both pretty sad.
 
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The ubermunch knows what's what
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Oops looks like he deleted it. I wonder what it said...
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Whoever managed to archive this, you have my gratitude.

Archive of the subtweet so you can read it and make your own judgement
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A reporter tried to take pictures of kids, got yelled at by parents who called him a pedophile for taking pictures of their kids and not reporting on how the election was stolen, started shaking because he couldn't even, and everyone clapped.

I honestly don't know why he deleted this one. It's not the worst thing he's said. I just like that he's eating a ton of shit and spent most of the day running damage control.

Here's one thread I was able to find. I was able to find it because Bob retweeted a bunch of it while trying to make quippy quips and also a fellow male feminist who looks like he two has been soft blocked an uncomfortable amount of times.
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Would you trust your daughter's feed to this man?
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And here's Bob being sad, again, because he's getting "dogpiled", again, because someone he claims to have respected points out that he's a dipshit, again. HE COULD NOT BE MORE DISAPPOINTED GUISE!
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LMAO "former" :story:
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You may remember Brenden from such hits as "I cried when my two year old mumbled the Superman theme song while I was high" and "I framed a shitty painting of She-ra lesbians being almost lesbians to put in my two year old's room" now has a new banger out "I can vomit words too!"
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Fucker's pro Germany invading fucking Poland too!
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And I'm only posting this because True and Honest Bob defender TrueMetis makes an appearance
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A gay man and a troll agree that Bob is reprehensible through the power of "Twitter bullying". Bob the Builder of communities that hate him.
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You have no place to speak on knowing the definition of words.
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And I appologize, TrueMetis is no longer a True and Honest Bob defender.
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Get his ass and make an account so we can laugh together!

Police the people and places that vote differently from me where the problems ACTUALLY ARE.
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"It's not my fault! There's bad faith actors stalking my account, POISONING THE DISCOURSE. Now let's get back to talking about how red states are basically cattle to be culled"
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"MAGA doesn't mean republicans, you fucking invertabrate! Where did I bring politics into this?! Get on my level peasant!"
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And finally Bob, the disingenuous faggot he is, cries targeted harassment, again, as people point out, again, how he and his defenders are retarded assholes, again.
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Context
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