Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Like is it really that hard to get anyone at all to just show up and tell interesting stories? Shit, just have on someone from here and ask them to tell weird stories from their jobs or something.
I'd love to see @BoxerShorts47 sperg out on any podcast, that would be hours of guaranteed gold.
 
New episode out today, by the way.
Talked a bit about the economy, COVID, the Great Reset which I did not understand at all, and then guessing the price of furry artwork that really confused Sean. And of course yelling about women in ways that really skewed strange even by the standards of the show. Like, the crackpot 'Dick is some type of fruit' theories we have here are looking oddly onto something types of weird.
Overall, good enough episode, Sean got in some zingers.
 
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"Women are all vapid, ignorant whores." --a male who purposely seeks out vapid, ignorant whores.
A male who is literally a vapid, ignorant whore himself.
I'd love to see @BoxerShorts47 sperg out on any podcast, that would be hours of guaranteed gold.
He will never show up in public because the laughter at him claiming to be a white supremacist while being obviously a Third World ape would never stop.
 
Fuck the four of these faggots. Is the plethora of movies that have been indefinitely delayed so enticing that you're going to pay 20$ to sit in a sticky seat and watch some shit thats several years old and on Netflix?
They are nothing if not consoooooomers. Unless they can overpay for popcorn and grunt OH GOD I'M GONNA CONSOOOOOM they aren't momentarily satisfied.
 
Fuck the four of these faggots. Is the plethora of movies that have been indefinitely delayed so enticing that you're going to pay 20$ to sit in a sticky seat and watch some shit thats several years old and on Netflix?
I saw tennet the new Christopher Nolan film and my theatre was playing old movies for $1 (in the hopes you buy popcorn and drinks).
They were also doing social distancing via selling seats far away from other people, even still there were less than 10 people.
But if dick hates the policies of big liberal cities, why live in one? So you can complain about it on your podcast? Cry me a river.
 
I saw tennet the new Christopher Nolan film and my theatre was playing old movies for $1 (in the hopes you buy popcorn and drinks).
They were also doing social distancing via selling seats far away from other people, even still there were less than 10 people.
But if dick hates the policies of big liberal cities, why live in one? So you can complain about it on your podcast? Cry me a river.
As noted way back when Null was still Dax's little brother, for what this idiot is spending on Barbie's Crackhouse, he could have an actual mansion and hundreds of acres of land to play around on. Clearly it's not his podcast or his day job forcing him to live in LA.

No, he stays where he is at incredible expense because, drumroll, please-- he's a bugman.
 
As noted way back when Null was still Dax's little brother, for what this idiot is spending on Barbie's Crackhouse, he could have an actual mansion and hundreds of acres of land to play around on. Clearly it's not his podcast or his day job forcing him to live in LA.

No, he stays where he is at incredible expense because, drumroll, please-- he's a bugman.
Yep. Maddax can live in an actual mansion somewhere else but he won’t because drugs are easier to get in LA and there are a lot of vapid whores with daddy issues that Dax thinks he can fuck. These thots still love the idea of being able to “make it” in LA and there he is with a bank account all ready to go for them.

That was the whole thought process behind the newsbabes.
 
"Women are all vapid, ignorant whores." --a male who purposely seeks out vapid, ignorant whores.
Then why did he, in an oh so based moment, tell us that the appropriate number of bodies women should have before marriage is 0?
We know that's not true of his woman. It's not true of how he lives or what he professes about women. And if women are all whores why even complain about the games they play? He's already decided they're so worth his attention that he throws "I've had sex" in the face of any criticism he receives.
Why is it the guys who are the most openly "misogynist" are the most pressed to plaster women all over their lives? Dax had his newsbabes and we know he simps to get laid. And I bet he follows a lot of vapid e-girls on twitter and gives them the time of day. Clearly it's just sour grapes or some kind of delusion.
 
Imagine wanting to marry someone with such a low sex drive she never fucked anyone.

No, seriously, imagine it. Imagine what sort of man would like a sexless marriage to someone he doesn't even respect or like.

Now imagine how big his mansion would be if it could contain a closet that big.
 
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