Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

Don't worry guys, he'll channel his unexpressable libido into sorting recycling

 

[Pizdec]

Watch the "big recycling gig" just end up being them rummaging through garbage for cans to turn in like dope fiends.

Alternatively:

 

[Iron Hamster]

I find it somewhat suspicious that the tranch recycling gig hasn't been mentioned on the town of Westcliffe's website yet. Makes me wonder if they haven't slightly embellished what their work actually is.

Link to the website.

Looking at the site feels like it's geared toward tourism which I don't blame them not wanting to scare tourists away. I did notice they have a landfill yet mention nothing about garbage/recycling pick up I wonder if residents just take all their garbage there.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Not sure how he did it, but here's a bruised foot.

Old but Cute lvl Midnight!

Also a new selfie from a week ago I think

 

[Spastic Colon]

Not sure how he did it, but here's a bruised foot.
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Old but Cute lvl Midnight!
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Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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Nice unibrow. Pluck your fucking eyebrows, Kev. And bathe. Waiting until your smell overpowers an entire ranch of alpacas is not an appropriate hygiene routine.

Other than Penny and Bonnie, who else actually does work around the ranch? Penny being down for the count is going to put a lot more weight on Bonnie's shoulders. He's practically carrying the entire tranch as it is.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Not sure how he did it, but here's a bruised foot.
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Old but Cute lvl Midnight!
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Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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Jesus christ, between the ragged patchwork of the undercut part of his hair, the lunar landscape on the side of his face, and the increasing wrinkliness of his wrinkles he looks like a weathered smallpox survivor. Sunlight is NOT kind to our cave troll.

 

[Brain Problems]

Jesus christ, between the ragged patchwork of the undercut part of his hair, the lunar landscape on the side of his face, and the increasing wrinkliness of his wrinkles he looks like a weathered smallpox survivor. Sunlight is NOT kind to our cave troll.

And yet he still looks better than the still frames we grabbed from the PBS thing a while ago. Kevin is a truly ugly fucking troon that should have just stuck with being a bearded bespectacled beta male. Also he's wearing a t-shirt from the cancerous fandom of Umbrella Academy, unsure what that little piece of geek kitsch cost him but it sure as shit could have been better spent on cat food and/or fuel.

 

[Beluga]

Is it just me or is he piling on the weight very quickly?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Is it just me or is he piling on the weight very quickly?

Whales need a thick layer of insulating blubber to endure colder climes.

 

[Beluga]

Whales need a thick layer of insulating blubber to endure colder climes.

You're right, I should know that. However whales are much more graceful, intelligent and useful than this amoeba will ever be.

 

[M3xus]

He seems to do absolutely nothing aside from tweet and consoom pop culture nerd stuff, I'd be more surprised if he weren't getting fatter.

 

[Prolego]

I find it somewhat suspicious that the tranch recycling gig hasn't been mentioned on the town of Westcliffe's website yet. Makes me wonder if they haven't slightly embellished what their work actually is.

Link to the website.

The recycling company has put up a press release announcing the end of the old recycling programme, with a couple of photos of what the facility looks like. This is the last paragraph of said press release:

We continue to believe recycling is environmentally important for the future of the U.S., however, UAACOG as a non-profit entity cannot afford to continue the program. Private trash/recycling companies are available in Fremont & Custer Counties providing community members a fee for service option to dispose of their recyclables. Please contact your local trash/recycling company for further information

Maybe they're just planning to be another fee for service option. Pay us $20 and we'll get rid of your old fridge/sofa/TV etc. Which of course begs the question what will they do with the stuff they collect, and where will they store it before shipping it on. Could they bring in gangs of homeless, barefoot troons to pick it over, African style? Probably not if their neighbours have already grassed them up for taking too much water.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

You're right, I should know that. However whales are much more graceful, intelligent and useful than this amoeba will ever be.

I would amend my comment but I literally can't think of an animal that is as unlikable or as fat as Kevin

 

[lamp shade]

I would amend my comment but I literally can't think of an animal that is as unlikable or as fat as Kevin

An engorged tick.

 

[Cool Spot]

Kevin is fattening up for winter hibernation as the others start the recycling gig.

Also Penny's foot bruise might have been caused by Kev's pachyderm stompers trodding on it.

 

[0 0]

Not sure how he did it, but here's a bruised foot.
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Old but Cute lvl Midnight!
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Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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It's amusing how you can see him wincing from the sunlight while trying to recreate the same pose for selfies he always uses. The countless pockmarks he has being made visible by the light is a nice bonus.

 

[s0mbra]

God, with every new selfie he really does look manlier and manlier. Like not even trying to exaggerate. Maybe it's the side shave showing off his skull with a shirt, male hairstyle.

Also jesus in heaven that crater face is TERRIBLE! I know expecting this dude to do anything remotely feminine is just beating a dead horse but he doesn't even bother putting some light foundation on to even out his skin tone a little.

Also he legit looks sickly pale. Even in my edgy highschool goth days I was never that... color.

 

[White Devil]

but he doesn't even bother putting some light foundation on to even out his skin tone a little.

Spending money on make up is money that could go to Funko Pops instead. Kevin is defying harmful female stereotypes by refusing to wear make up.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Also jesus in heaven that crater face is TERRIBLE! I know expecting this dude to do anything remotely feminine is just beating a dead horse but he doesn't even bother putting some light foundation on to even out his skin tone a little.

Fuck foundation, the boy needs wall spackle.

 

[RonRiot]

The recycling company has put up a press release announcing the end of the old recycling programme, with a couple of photos of what the facility looks like. This is the last paragraph of said press release:
Maybe they're just planning to be another fee for service option. Pay us $20 and we'll get rid of your old fridge/sofa/TV etc. Which of course begs the question what will they do with the stuff they collect, and where will they store it before shipping it on. Could they bring in gangs of homeless, barefoot troons to pick it over, African style? Probably not if their neighbours have already grassed them up for taking too much water.

I would imagine their shipping on of trash will go about as well as their shipping of alpaca wool, which involved the world’s greasiest and worst-conceived road trip. Only unlike the wool, the trash will keep piling up when they lose interest in it after three weeks like they do with the animals. The winter wonderland of packs of starving alpacas/sheep/puppies/chickens/troons fighting for survival among the frozen scrap piles is going to be a treat.
Also “I don’t have a uterus but I totally get period cramps!” is my favorite piece of trans lore, and I’m glad to see that Kev is on board the whole “Taco Bell and pills= menstruation” crazy train.