Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Still complaining about his fear of being old:
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It's cute how he thinks he's going to live that long and his abused body isn't going to shit itself in his mid 40s.

 

[Antipathy]

Still complaining about his fear of being old:
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Before making any mortality calculations, please factor in the 41%. Kevin's bones are already falling apart because of no exercise + shit diet + hormones. How old is he? 33? With a ruined body and no life, that's some suicide fuel if I've ever seen it.

Either Kev spends 10-30 years repeating the same tweets and slowly growing a longer list of paraphilia by the day before he dissolves, or he kills himself to what I can only assume would be the indifference of the others on the Tranch.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Before making any mortality calculations, please factor in the 41%. Kevin's bones are already falling apart because of no exercise + shit diet + hormones. How old is he? 33? With a ruined body and no life, that's some suicide fuel if I've ever seen it.

Either Kev spends 10-30 years repeating the same tweets and slowly growing a longer list of paraphilia by the day before he dissolves, or he kills himself to what I can only assume would be the indifference of the others on the Tranch.

I don't know about indifference. I know at least Bonnie will be thrilled to get Kev off the ranch. I'm betting, though, that Bonnie won't be the only one. He's completely useless, doesn't even provide sex services for the tranch, and makes them look bad on Twitter. Who would actually want to keep Kev around? Maybe he really is autistic if he is unable to figure out that the other troons on the ranch tolerate him because Penny Koresh lets him live there and Cheese Dick only used him to get a free plane ticket. I don't think Kev has any idea what people really think of him. He actually believes the Twitter ass patting is sincere.

 

[Antipathy]

I don't know about indifference. I know at least Bonnie will be thrilled to get Kev off the ranch. I'm betting, though, that Bonnie won't be the only one. He's completely useless, doesn't even provide sex services for the tranch, and makes them look bad on Twitter. Who would actually want to keep Kev around? Maybe he really is autistic if he is unable to figure out that the other troons on the ranch tolerate him because Penny Koresh lets him live there and Cheese Dick only used him to get a free plane ticket. I don't think Kev has any idea what people really think of him. He actually believes the Twitter ass patting is sincere.

Wasn't his inheritance or something or another being used in some way, shape, or form? If not, imagine being such a leech that the only thing you do is drain resources and make everyone look bad. Most people with literal tapeworms can at least get sympathy for having an intestinal parasite, but being saddled with a troon like this is truly the worst.

 

[M3xus]

I don't know about indifference. I know at least Bonnie will be thrilled to get Kev off the ranch. I'm betting, though, that Bonnie won't be the only one. He's completely useless, doesn't even provide sex services for the tranch, and makes them look bad on Twitter. Who would actually want to keep Kev around? Maybe he really is autistic if he is unable to figure out that the other troons on the ranch tolerate him because Penny Koresh lets him live there and Cheese Dick only used him to get a free plane ticket. I don't think Kev has any idea what people really think of him. He actually believes the Twitter ass patting is sincere.

The last line really does hammer home how harmful pampering someone like this is (and it is pampering. He's been healing for ten months now? That's far more than enough time.). Nobody's willing to confront him on his freeloading (or if they are, he hasn't deigned to tweet about it), which makes him think it's still acceptable. I'm willing to bet when he is confronted, he'll think it came "out of nowhere" when this has been building for a long, long time.

 

[Antipathy]

The last line really does hammer home how harmful pampering someone like this is (and it is pampering. He's been healing for ten months now? That's far more than enough time.). Nobody's willing to confront him on his freeloading (or if they are, he hasn't deigned to tweet about it), which makes him think it's still acceptable. I'm willing to bet when he is confronted, he'll think it came "out of nowhere" when this has been building for a long, long time.

I know a guy who knows a guy who had a spinal fusion, major surgery on his spine, and the dude was up and moving fine in three months (less than that). The first guy I know was out of some knee surgery and walking around like normal within weeks. I saw him on crutches the first week, the second week he moved a bit slowly, and by the fourth week it was like nothing happened at all.

Kevin "healing" for 10 months is insane.

 

[Law]

Kevin "healing" for 10 months is insane.

AmHole distress can sometimes become chronic, because SRS is drastic experimental surgery. I've sadly heard of neo-vaginas just being painful all the time.
Our boy might be in trouble here.

 

[Sarah Connor]

AmHole distress can sometimes become chronic, because SRS is drastic experimental surgery. I've sadly heard of neo-vaginas just being painful all the time.
Our boy might be in trouble here.

i mean, SRS is basically just getting the duck and balls inverted, it wouldn't surprise me if it hurt all the time

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Not sure how he did it, but here's a bruised foot.


Old but Cute lvl Midnight!
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Also a new selfie from a week ago I think
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those craters in his face still have more depth than the am hole

#JustGirlyThings:
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This is some cope for a slanted botched stinkditch. Why the hell would you use a mirror for dilating?

"Would you dilate me hard? I'd dilate me hard"

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

AmHole distress can sometimes become chronic, because SRS is drastic experimental surgery. I've sadly heard of neo-vaginas just being painful all the time.
Our boy might be in trouble here.

Its not permanent scar tissue and nerve damage, its the clit waking up.

 

[Law]

The AmHole slowly spiralling into a bloody tragedy that rivals the last scene of Othello while Kevin copes made me wonder. Dialating sounds like a hassle. He has to lie down and use a mirror. It takes hours. But women use tampons all the time. Sure, not every woman can use them, but it's common for women to use them quickly and easily. Why don't troons ever realize how profoundly different from women they are? Doesn't being the only girl with a dialating mirror ruin the fantasy of true and honest womanhood?
Is the fantasy collapsing under it's own illogic part of why AGP's get so ragey?

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

I am honestly baffled at Pennywise's choice of partners. It doesn't seem like his other sub, Jen, does any work around the ranch either (as far as I can tell, though I admit I could be wrong). Isn't it weird and kind of sad that he had this dream of creating a trans alpaca ranch and he is kind of making it happen, as hilariously fucked up as it is, but his two partners don't really seem to share the same passion or have any drive to help out at all? I mean, I guess Kev contributed and maybe continues to contribute financially somehow, but I'm sure Penny and the whole ranch dream would be better off if he had partners that cared about it in the same way, no?

Whatever, they are all awful people and they deserve each other.

 

[M3xus]

The AmHole slowly spiralling into a bloody tragedy that rivals the last scene of Othello while Kevin copes made me wonder. Dialating sounds like a hassle. He has to lie down and use a mirror. It takes hours. But women use tampons all the time. Sure, not every woman can use them, but it's common for women to use them quickly and easily. Why don't troons ever realize how profoundly different from women they are? Doesn't being the only girl with a dialating mirror ruin the fantasy of true and honest womanhood?
Is the fantasy collapsing under it's own illogic part of why AGP's get so ragey?

Short answer: yes.

Spoiler: Long answer:

I had a friend that trooned out, then detransitioned after browsing r/neovaginadisasters (RIP). He's admitted he's one of the lucky ones that browsed when "le epic trolls" tried to post pics of real vaginas to fool them. What it actually did was put into contrast what he wanted and what was waiting for him if he went through with the cock chop. It made him realize that no, it wasn't the hormones making him a raging bitch, it was his reality failing to meet his fantasy despite doing everything "right" that was causing him to act out.

I asked him later why he browsed that subreddit, and he said he wanted to mentally prepare himself for the worst case scenario. He just didn't realize that involved wonderful things like gangrene or necrosis.

He's in a much better place now. Moved out of the apartment he shared with other troons, has a steady job, deleted his social media, and he's dating a dude he met at work. He considers himself incredibly lucky he got out of it.

Admittedly, my sample size is currently 1, but it does gel with the sheer cope and snippiness we've seen from Kevin.

 

[Billy Herrington]

Also, this:
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I'm sure I don't need to tell you tranthropologists about the terrible effects HRT can have on bone health. Combine that with him being overweight in a very top-heavy way (this also probably means a shitty diet), his body allocating all its resources to trying to heal the gaping open wound he keeps between his legs, and Kevryn refusing to do anything more physically demanding than walking, and it's not at all surprising that his joints are fucked. The whole thing is a recipe for osteoperosis.

 

[Billy Herrington]

I am honestly baffled at Pennywise's choice of partners. It doesn't seem like his other sub, Jen, does any work around the ranch either (as far as I can tell, though I admit I could be wrong). Isn't it weird and kind of sad that he had this dream of creating a trans alpaca ranch and he is kind of making it happen, as hilariously fucked up as it is, but his two partners don't really seem to share the same passion or have any drive to help out at all? I mean, I guess Kev contributed and maybe continues to contribute financially somehow, but I'm sure Penny and the whole ranch dream would be better off if he had partners that cared about it in the same way, no?

Whatever, they are all awful people and they deserve each other.

There's no choice involved. Trannies settle for these arrangements because they're hideous people, physically and morally, and therefore can't do any better. People who have the drive and ambition to undertake such a huge project don't tend to be degenerate trannies looking to live a pseudo-BDSM lifestyle where they're subservient to a man in a dress who looks like he's one wrong pronoun away from pulling a knife on you at all times. The kind of people Pennywise probably needs at the ranch are the kind of people who would run a mile from the tranny fuckpile. Now that I think about it, what does being a "sub" in this context actually entail? I can't imagine Pennywise is all that great of a dom considering he can't even get Kev to get up off his ass and do some fucking work at the ranch.

Incidentally, Pennywise has been posting pictures of some adorable kittens on Twitter. I feel so bad for them

 

[Piss Bear]

The AmHole slowly spiralling into a bloody tragedy that rivals the last scene of Othello while Kevin copes made me wonder. Dialating sounds like a hassle. He has to lie down and use a mirror. It takes hours. But women use tampons all the time. Sure, not every woman can use them, but it's common for women to use them quickly and easily. Why don't troons ever realize how profoundly different from women they are? Doesn't being the only girl with a dialating mirror ruin the fantasy of true and honest womanhood?
Is the fantasy collapsing under it's own illogic part of why AGP's get so ragey?

The way I see it, neovaginas are just extreme body mods. A somewhat tame body mod would be a gauge earring. That? You have to keep "dilating" to keep it open, otherwise the body will try to heal it shut. Same for the neovag, except it isn't your earlobe. Nope, it's a putrid graveyard where a functional set of genitalia used to be.

Also, your tampon comparison fails to take into consideration that women don't need to insert anything into their vaginas at all to keep the vagina from 'closing'. The vagina a very fucking complex muscle, not just a fuckhole like trannies think it is.
You'll never get anywhere near the functionality of a vagina as a man unless you turn to anal sex, which is really what Kev should've turned to if he wasn't such a lazy fuck and didn't use the excuse of "never got the hang of it."
Sure, the rectum isn't meant to have things inside of it, but it can nearly replicate the sexual functionality of a vagina, minus the self-lubrication and obviously the cleanliness.

 

[Cool Spot]

I don't think the wretched amhole is ever going to "heal."

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I don't think the wretched amhole is ever going to "heal."

Kevin can't let amhole close shut even if he wanted to because amholes have all kinds of bacteria (which are totally different from a vagina) inside of them. Letting it close means all the dick skin-gunk has no way to escape which could lead to infections. There is no healing for him. It doesn't heal like he wants to (no nerve damage etc.) and letting the horrible mess close also doesn't work ( or perhaps with some kind of skin replacement? Idk).

Amhole is like its owner - damaged beyond repair & slowly rotting

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't think the wretched amhole is ever going to "heal."

"COOMING IN HIS SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~N
KEVIE'S AM HOLE WILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~AL"

 

[Sarah Connor]

Sure, the rectum isn't meant to have things inside of it, but it can nearly replicate the sexual functionality of a vagina, minus the self-lubrication and obviously the cleanliness.

makes me think about how Kevvie was tweeting about how his neovagina gets "wet" just like a cisgender womans does