Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

You don't realise until you have to seriously look at his hands how fat and diseased looking they are. Those fingers are like spoiled sausages. Pretty grim if Lucas' fingers end up being the first amputation he has to have because of the diabetes, always figured it would be his feet/legs. Even more that he will still insist he's good enough when he's missing half his digits "my stump is bigger than a dick'.

Did they say if anything could actually be done to prevent this, if he somehow gained self awareness and actually decided to take care of his health? As hilarious as Lucas being a raging amputee would probably be in theory, I'd rather the poor dumnass not lose body parts as well, he's already a prisoner in his own broken brain
The beetus is coming for that finger, Lucas
Edit: asked someone who is in the medical field what they thought was happening here and their answer was “amputate soon”
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The beetus is coming for that finger, Lucas
Edit: asked someone who is in the medical field what they thought was happening here and their answer was “amputate soon”
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I pity Lucas so much, especially in these moments. But after talking to him all summer, I know there is NOTHING and NO ONE IN THE WORLD who can do anything to help him. Nothing. No one. He is a glitched human.
 
You don't realise until you have to seriously look at his hands how fat and diseased looking they are. Those fingers are like spoiled sausages. Pretty grim if Lucas' fingers end up being the first amputation he has to have because of the diabetes, always figured it would be his feet/legs. Even more that he will still insist he's good enough when he's missing half his digits "my stump is bigger than a dick'.

Did they say if anything could actually be done to prevent this, if he somehow gained self awareness and actually decided to take care of his health? As hilarious as Lucas being a raging amputee would probably be in theory, I'd rather the poor dumnass not lose body parts as well, he's already a prisoner in his own broken brain
I asked the question and they said that circulation has pretty much gone and only a bypass could/would save it.
Edit: they just followed up with “why bother with a finger, though”
Of course this is from a picture and maybe the cold has something to do with it, but they seemed pretty certain due to the fact that the rest of his hand is “normal” toned, even for the cold.
 
The beetus is coming for that finger, Lucas
Edit: asked someone who is in the medical field what they thought was happening here and their answer was “amputate soon”
gray skin/pallor in extremities and things like noses or ears are signs of poorly oxygenated blood or poor circulation or both. i'm not really sure of the medical bits of it, but i was warned that if i encountered people with those signs that they can be prone to fainting or bleeding easily and we should be careful with cuffs or hands-on restraints. basically it's someone who might need an EMT to check them for blood or circulatory issues.

in the army, some basic land navigation and wilderness survival stuff was that it could be a clot or something especially if it's tingly, and we should warm and massage the portion to try and restore circulation. barring that, things like permanent damage and tissue death could start after a few days/weeks. shorter if there is difficulty concentrating, breathing, talking coherently, or orienting and remembering details.
 
I don't know what's more autistic that I went full @Goldaor and contacted the cow or that I am too stupid/lazy to combine these into a more user-friendly format, but basically he's "couch surfing" with a "friend."
Bro, what a scenario! A+ lol

But I am confused. Reminder, I'm undergrad studies in Wernology, so thoughts on the following out be much appreciated

1. "Something good in the cards" -- I know that Lucas has the broken brain of a screaming toddler just gaining consciousness and getting their bearings in life, and that it operates with just 3 rotating thoughts: underaged girls' buttholes, greasy food, and "I'll show them, I'm plenty good!"

So that it's more than plausible that the cold and suffocating reality of the cards thing would be weighing heaviest right now, a constant clank in his gourd head, at this extremely low point in his life.. his flow of food and sense of importance and validation ended with the Golden USB episode 7. Shortly after, he threw a public fit that resulted in being hauled to a mental hospital and he just spent his 41st birthday crying outside in the cold. He's run out of options for housing and it's getting colder. He finally dropped his 100% guaranteed success line "Hi Im Lucas" to discover... LIFE IS HARD! If he was using that phrase sincerely, does that mean... our boy Lucas has had a moment of reflection, even maybe coming to accept the cards he has fisted in his dirty beetus mitts? I am having a hard time accepting this

The other option is that he may have picked up that this could be another catfish attempt and it was a sly little wink of knowing or maybe even to test to see if it was. This is much more unbelievable than option 1. This would require a kind of critical thinking, what the rest of us may refer to as dumbfuck common sense, that he's proven time and again to lack

2. Another moment of incredulity for me.. how disturbingly normal he continued on with the conversation after learning his room would be the loft overlooking fecund ovulators at close proximity, for a minimum of 3 months. His follow up texts were controlled and came off like he's interested, but not TOO MUCH. He's not one of these online weirdos, you know. But considering the consistent escalation of desperation and lunacy seen in voicemails and text exchanges, its so unsettling to think that he's a predator sophisticated enough to understand those cold calls were never going to lead to anything, and when it comes down to it, when given a realistic kind of opportunity to get close to young girls, he can hold himself together to try to achieve it

3. "Biology tract." That is all
 
Jesus christ that finger is absolutely horrifying. Is it the same finger that had that deep, mis-healed cut on the side? As someone else pointed out, cold may have something to do with the bad circulation but the rest of his hand looks somewhat normal. Things arent looking good for Lucas..
 
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Jesus christ that finger is absolutely horrifying. Is it the same finger that had that deep, mis-healed cut on the side? As someone else pointed out, cold may have something to do with the bad circulation but the rest of his hand looks somewhat normal. Things arent looking good for Lucas..
Especially wheras winter is coming, I don't remember winters in spokane being that bad, but i wouldnt be surprised if he gets frostbite
 
Jesus christ that finger is absolutely horrifying. Is it the same finger that had that deep, mis-healed cut on the side? As someone else pointed out, cold may have something to do with the bad circulation but the rest of his hand looks somewhat normal. Things arent looking good for Lucas..
Will he even notice when it goes gangrenous? Or will he just wake up from a drunken stupor in a gutter one day to find rats gnawing it off?
 
Same one. Kinda wish someone had noticed and told him to get that checked. Surprised the hospital he was staying at didn't notice. That should be an alarm bell he's unable to take care of himself. Then again he claims to have lost feeling in one of his feet so I don't expect much. Kinda glad we haven't had to see his feet yet. I dunno if he's ever addressed regaining the feeling back in his foot, or which one it was
Jesus christ that finger is absolutely horrifying. Is it the same finger that had that deep, mis-healed cut on the side? As someone else pointed out, cold may have something to do with the bad circulation but the rest of his hand looks somewhat normal. Things arent looking good for Lucas..
 
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I thought about that cut the other day when I managed to cut my finger at length on something and it already was "very healed" like 2-3 days later and with zero intervention. Dude's not long for this world I think.

That being said, his Thumb in that picture is the same color and smartphone cameras are not known for their color accuracy and often wildly exaggerate/falsify colors. I don't think you can make such guesses from one still shot.
 
I thought about that cut the other day when I managed to cut my finger at length on something and it already was "very healed" like 2-3 days later and with zero intervention. Dude's not long for this world I think.

That being said, his Thumb in that picture is the same color and smartphone cameras are not known for their color accuracy and often wildly exaggerate/falsify colors. I don't think you can make such guesses from one still shot.

That finger has been getting progressively more pale/gray for some time now; at first it was just a cut but we all know how badly he heals due to the untreated diabetes. The very minor scrape he got on his knee festered for weeks.

Smartphones can be pretty weird with color (mine tends to skew heavily toward blue tones) but they usually won't make someone's skin look that color.

Anyway, here's the trash he posted today; it's mostly rambling about the game he's designing.

 
So when he inevitably loses the finger I wonder if he will try to hide the fact it was beetus related by claiming some flatbills attacked him with a hatchet and chopped his finger off for skulking around outside of a bar. Baseball bat incident 2.0. Even better if he tried to claim such an incident happened to the cops, only for the cops to find the hospital record of the amputation and give him shit for wasting their time and filing a false report
 
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