Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

cockblocked by the thin blue line again

“These are actual statistics.”

Not some bullshit numbers I‘ve pulled out of my ass.

Nice touch on having them both in church and friends with the police. He immediately went into sperg mode after that text.

edit - After watching the video more closely it’s not just that index finger that looks bad. The tips of all his digits have that same hue which means he has poor circulation to all his fingers and I’m going to guess his toes also. It is somewhat hard to tell though as it doesn’t look like he has washed his hands in weeks. (Seriously Lucas, if you’re so gung-ho on stopping the spread of covid, hand washing is the #1 thing you should be doing.)
 
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“These are actual statistics.”

Not some bullshit numbers I‘ve pulled out of my ass.

Nice touch on having them both in church and friends with the police. He immediately went into sperg mode after that text.
The Muslim terrorist line is interesting. Lucas was 22 during 9/11 and the peak of Afghanistan and Iraq invasion was during his early 20s so those were world events that he has a very clear memory of. However, the average zoomer did not grow up with any sort of fear of Islamic terror so this is just another dated reference that his zoomer baes won’t get.
 
edit - After watching the video more closely it’s not just that index finger that looks bad. The tips of all his digits have that same hue which means he has poor circulation to all his fingers and I’m going to guess his toes also. It is somewhat hard to tell though as it doesn’t look like he has washed his hands in weeks. (Seriously Lucas, if you’re so gung-ho on stopping the spread of covid, hand washing is the #1 thing you should be doing.

Just watched the video where he talks about how this new (dreadfully boring) board game is played. Besides that hideous finger that looks even more gross in video than picture, those sores on his hand seem even more concerning upon closer inspection. I don't know if it's a MRSA outbreak or what but it definitely looks like the kind of stuff you might wanna regularly wash with some soap and water, I mean god damn Lucas. That shit looks green and festering.

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The local high schools in the surrounding areas should bribe him with cafeteria food to come in so they can show him off like some kind of gross science experiment and an example of what happens if you don't eat right, practice good hygiene and strive to be a productive member of society. I know he's got mental illnesses that need to be taken into account here but a big part of his problem is also being a childish insufferable cunt.
 
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cockblocked by the thin blue line again

I love that he is so socially inept that he has no problem just dumping all this shit on a stranger he is potentially entering into a contract with. His total lack of impulse control makes him totally susceptible to low effort trolling with bait obviously tailored to his rather public causes, despite this happening to him on a consistent basis for years. I can't imagine saying any of this shit while making legal arrangements for housing with a perfect stranger.
 
It's interesting to see how Lucas presents some of his more embarrassing exploits, like his sexual blackmail eviction, to people unfamiliar with his madness. It shows both how he understands what he did, and what he expects other people to approve of. No insight into his behavior, and no idea of how he comes across.

Lucas tells people how they should see him, and here, it comes across as over sharing. Lucas doesn't want to be judged by his actions or circumstances; he'd rather you take his word that he's plenty good.

But "Loud heroin fueled sex" ? Lucas believes, and would have others believe, that his housing was ruined by loud junkies who fucked too loudly? It's extra funny because people who use heroin became celibate opiate monks very quickly. Why fuck when you can fix? Sure, you might have to suck a dick to get a bag every now and then, but that tends to be quiet.
 
cockblocked by the thin blue line again

- Lucas is asked for his full name and leaves out his middle name, proving he can't follow a simple instruction to state his own name. PhD material right there

- Tacitly admits he got in 'some trouble' without really explaining too in depth about the circumstances. What little he does say about it is a flat out lie. Still makes it clear he 'feels justified' even after spending nearly a year on the streets because of it

- Now he claims it wasn't him having delusions and blackmailing people but a whole group of people that complained. PPH is also apparently 'basically a crackhouse' full of meth, heroin and (you know hes trying to find the right word here without actually saying it outright) orgies

- At a mere mention of a cop lucas goes completely batshit (despite the fact that background checks frequently involve checking with the police anyway for criminal records, etc.. so it should at least be expected when hes told such a standard check is going on) and its like he didn't even really acknowledge he was turned down, he just flipped a switch in his brain to start screeching about cops. Not to mention bringing up biden agreeing with him and ranting about gen z and socialism. He really went off at 'her' there. Its fortunate that it was just you and not some legit woman making a potential housing offer. If he said that to a real group of young women at one of their bfs being a cop and low key turned down because of stuff he said (that was really unprompted and ironically not even true....so he literally fucked himself out of a housing based on his delusions AGAIN in having this convo and is too dense to realize it) he'd have likely scared them shitless and put them off renting to any guys. He pretty much poisoned the well on that one had it been legit

That said, you should have waited a little longer and added the fact that stuff came up about his DV history and arrests and such to really sell it and make him ree

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The Muslim terrorist line is interesting. Lucas was 22 during 9/11 and the peak of Afghanistan and Iraq invasion was during his early 20s so those were world events that he has a very clear memory of. However, the average zoomer did not grow up with any sort of fear of Islamic terror so this is just another dated reference that his zoomer baes won’t get.

Indeed. I mean 9/11 was almost 20 years ago now (holy shit it made me feel old saying that) and iraq is bordering 18. Most college age women now weren't even alive when those events happened, and even if they were they were very young and have no real memory of it or the atmosphere of the time that resulted from it. They didn't have a period of legitimate concern that such a thing could happen to them like people in their 30s+ did. So like you said its really weird that he brings it up at all cause fundamentally they just aren't capable of it. Maybe a few that have known people that had somebody go truck of peace on them if they're european but other than that he's trying to get a reaction that just isn't possible out of them. The funny thing is lucas himself has pointed out in his reflections that most of that entire 2000 - 2004ish era is all a blur to him from the psych ward trips and psych meds, so even he doesn't really get it either I suspect
 
He's in rare form this afternoon it would seem. This has gotta be some end stage level insanity.

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"Empathy rates" is really a staple in his telomere attrition bullshit and where do you even start with this one.

Is there some sort of gold standard statistic that measures how empathetic the population is? I mean how could there be a rate, that's really open to interpretation (he knows a thing or two about that, spouting bible versus like they somehow apply to the way he percieves the way *normal* people behave)

I know I'm talking about the guy that says mixed religion has a direct effect on a person's DNA, but how exactly is the amount of empathy a person displays in any way related to the FUCKING END CAPS ON THEIR CHROMOSOMES
 
Is there any chance Lucas isn’t high as fuck right now, posting this shit? He seems to love throwing around that word more and more the higher he gets.
He can't smoke or drink for 90 days. He told a troll (who was trolling him about his Craigslist ad) that he was given a bottle of alcohol in exchange for him to call 911 so he can turn in the person and he drank it. So yea he could be high as well. The whole thing is voice in episode 4, released tomorrow.
 

Even if he is high, this is still batshit even by his standards. He's making a public loon of himself

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this has something to do with his getting denied housing by the catfish. Not that he knows it was a catfish, but going mental when things don't go his way isn't uncommon for lucas these days
 
Damn. This is great.

Lucas earnestly believes that use of the word "nigga" plays a major role in the reproductive success of flatbills. And his "sense of humor," such as it is, is dated and relies upon showing what a transgressive bad boy he is. Just like Bill Hicks (cue bored, confused looks from Zoomer baes)! So sometimes he likes to say "nigga."

But this sustained outburst of nigga is some next level shit.

He will say "nigga" until he gets to participate in the sexual activities he dreams of, or someone "puts some pussy on" his dick?

He'll just sit there. You'll need to put the pussy on him.

When was the last time his dick pic was posted here? Maybes it's been too long.

Is there any chance Lucas isn’t high as fuck right now, posting this shit? He seems to love throwing around that word more and more the higher he gets.

What're the chances that Lucas is complying with his "less restrictive alternative" today, which forbids weed and liquor, and will continue to do this month? Pretty poor. Maybe he'll "nigga nigga" his way back to Eastern State this weekend.

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He can't smoke or drink for 90 days. He told a troll (who was trolling him about his Craigslist ad) that he was given a bottle of alcohol in exchange for him to call 911 so he can turn in the person and he drank it. So yea he could be high as well. The whole thing is voice in episode 4, released tomorrow.
According to Lucas someone gave him booze to call 911 for them? How altruistic. And he drank it by lunch time?
 
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