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I'm actually pleased I fell tf asleep really early last night and obviously got not video posted because this morning is off the rails disgusting level Lucas.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I'm actually pleased I fell tf asleep really early last night and obviously got not video posted because this morning is off the rails disgusting level Lucas.
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I am surprised he still had that DS. I thought he had either sold it or lost it months ago. I am sort of thinking he was lying about giving it away at this point. Like I said, I thought that thing was history months ago. Who is this exceptional idiot letting the cow stay at their home?
They are washing clothes in the bathtub. Lucas has not changed clothes in at least a week. I bet he smells terrible as he usually does. Making board games instead of designing stable housing. That's our lolcow being a lolcow.
If that's her deodorant he's sniffing, what else of hers is he sniffing when she's not around. I mean it is Lucas in the same house with a woman.
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Lmao @ trading goldaor's DS for flop house pasta they probably got from a charity food pantry in the first place and then talking it up like a gourmet meal.
As much as I can't fuckin stand listening to Lucas sperg about board games, it's gonna be hard for the peak of today's content not to be him preoccupied with offering generous amounts of money he doesn't even have for someone to design his tardtastic boardgame ideas while he's crashing at some rando's house.
That government tug boat will be hitting the pier soon. Wonder if he's gonna blow it all on "fine dining excursions" or get some stable shelter for once seeing as it's probably about to get cold as the heart of a thin blue line supporting christian in name only zoomer. I mean, "empathy rates are dropping" after all.
As much as I can't fuckin stand listening to Lucas sperg about board games, it's gonna be hard for the peak of today's content not to be him preoccupied with offering generous amounts of money he doesn't even have for someone to design his tardtastic boardgame ideas while he's crashing at some rando's house.
That government tug boat will be hitting the pier soon. Wonder if he's gonna blow it all on "fine dining excursions" or get some stable shelter for once seeing as it's probably about to get cold as the heart of a thin blue line supporting christian in name only zoomer. I mean, "empathy rates are dropping" after all.
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He could go the Van Gogh route and offer the finger to an unsuspecting queefy bae
"I cut my finger off for you gen Z biggots!"
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Pasta wrapped in tortillas sounds like what guys that have been in prison for a long time consider gourmet food.
Why is the bathtub full of dirty clothes?
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill.
Why is the bathtub full of dirty clothes?
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill.
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I'd gather there is no washer (dryer?) in the apt/house and didn't want to take the laundry to a laundromat.Pasta wrapped in tortillas sounds like what guys that have been in prison for a long time consider gourmet food.
Why is the bathtub full of dirty clothes?
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill.
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Soaking them in the tub like that will only make them stink even worse, and he probably won't understand why because he just "washed" them.
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Today's prix fixe at Chez Luq
Starter
Bath of slow marinated hobo soup with stinky croutons
Main
Pasta in tortillas
Dessert
Huff of random woman's roll-on
Beverage
Stein of foaming nut-brown alky piss
Starter
Bath of slow marinated hobo soup with stinky croutons
Main
Pasta in tortillas
Dessert
Huff of random woman's roll-on
Beverage
Stein of foaming nut-brown alky piss
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Nobody's gonna mention how he just casually whiffs the initial release and douses the side of the rim and the seat after this poor gal just fucken mopped, huh 
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And it’s not even that hard to rig yourself an actual washing machine with a Home Depot bucket and a plunger, either.
Oh man, you are right. The filthy creep got the toilet seat, the lid, rim and for sure urine ran down the side of the toilet to the floor.Nobody's gonna mention how he just casually whiffs the initial release and douses the side of the rim and the seat after this poor gal just fucken mopped, huh
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What? Nig-ash Luke?
He is truly exceptional. Is this his attempt at rebranding himself?
Eta: That's his new name, lol, stated on deodorant loving video.
Eta2: He changed his name on IG
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i mean, i've slept in worse conditions in Afghanistan and Iraq, sometimes just digging a
i wonder if the place is 1st come 1st serve where Lucas has to beat the crowd or do they have some sort of reservation system? that can't hold more than 20-30 people tops without it becoming a danger to fire, disease, or hobo fights.
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Lucas has no money and gets angry at Gen Z for being greedy and going with the guy with the car and hot tub, but Lucas frequently uses money to appeal to get a date. Perhaps if he wants to attract fecund zoomer baes that aren't greedy he needs another strategy rather than money, which he is sorely lacking.
He clearly uses IG to find girls (although it could be argued his posting just satisfies his own mental illness), so why does he post videos of him taking a piss or sniffing deoderant? No girl wants to see that.
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No Lucas, you are the creep of Spokane. Nobody is going to use these autistic titles you try giving yourself
Pretty sure he does it for attention, as well as to satisfy his mania, as he's mentioned a few times in the past he likes getting attention and saying/doing a lot of the stupid shit he has does is for attention since he has no irl friends
Pretty sure he does it for attention, as well as to satisfy his mania, as he's mentioned a few times in the past he likes getting attention and saying/doing a lot of the stupid shit he has does is for attention since he has no irl friends
I think shelters are 1st come, 1st served. The thing is, now that the Freak is "couch surfing" in someone's apt/house, he's not going to make the effort to get into a shelter.
He's going to be getting his check soon so he'll have spending money. He posts such videos because he's insane.
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I'd say posting that pissing video says he's feeling "at home" where he's at.
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That is some dank urine, Lucas. Is this another symptom of unchecked diabetes?