Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh my god, Lucas' latest instagram video. He's sniffing someone's deodorant and pantomiming eating it out for some reason. Guess he's really all in on supporting Biden. He also confirmed in the video before that that he traded the DS Goldaor gave him for a meal. Even more classic Lucas than selling it for pot. And he probably feels perfectly vindicated because Goldaor said he'd vote for Trump even though he's not even American.

Edit: I stopped watching that first video because I was worried he might piss on camera but I guess he actually did. Horrifying.

I'm actually pleased I fell tf asleep really early last night and obviously got not video posted because this morning is off the rails disgusting level Lucas.
 
Oh my god, Lucas' latest instagram video. He's sniffing someone's deodorant and pantomiming eating it out for some reason. Guess he's really all in on supporting Biden. He also confirmed in the video before that that he traded the DS Goldaor gave him for a meal. Even more classic Lucas than selling it for pot. And he probably feels perfectly vindicated because Goldaor said he'd vote for Trump even though he's not even American.

Edit: I stopped watching that first video because I was worried he might piss on camera but I guess he actually did. Horrifying.
I am surprised he still had that DS. I thought he had either sold it or lost it months ago. I am sort of thinking he was lying about giving it away at this point. Like I said, I thought that thing was history months ago. Who is this exceptional idiot letting the cow stay at their home?

They are washing clothes in the bathtub. Lucas has not changed clothes in at least a week. I bet he smells terrible as he usually does. Making board games instead of designing stable housing. That's our lolcow being a lolcow.
 
Oh my god, Lucas' latest instagram video. He's sniffing someone's deodorant and pantomiming eating it out for some reason. Guess he's really all in on supporting Biden. He also confirmed in the video before that that he traded the DS Goldaor gave him for a meal. Even more classic Lucas than selling it for pot. And he probably feels perfectly vindicated because Goldaor said he'd vote for Trump even though he's not even American.

Edit: I stopped watching that first video because I was worried he might piss on camera but I guess he actually did. Horrifying.

I have headphones on and watched the “deodorant sniffing” video. There’s a TV in the background, but I swear I could hear what sounds like a woman’s voice very faintly off camera.

I think pissing on camera is a new level of grossness for Lucas, especially since his urine appears abnormally dark. Posted after 4am Spokane time, he sounds pretty intoxicated.
If that's her deodorant he's sniffing, what else of hers is he sniffing when she's not around. I mean it is Lucas in the same house with a woman.
 
In his deodorant seduction video he tags himself on Elm Street. So chances are he’s staying with someone in Felony Flats or maybe Browns Addition.
 

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Lmao @ trading goldaor's DS for flop house pasta they probably got from a charity food pantry in the first place and then talking it up like a gourmet meal.

As much as I can't fuckin stand listening to Lucas sperg about board games, it's gonna be hard for the peak of today's content not to be him preoccupied with offering generous amounts of money he doesn't even have for someone to design his tardtastic boardgame ideas while he's crashing at some rando's house.

That government tug boat will be hitting the pier soon. Wonder if he's gonna blow it all on "fine dining excursions" or get some stable shelter for once seeing as it's probably about to get cold as the heart of a thin blue line supporting christian in name only zoomer. I mean, "empathy rates are dropping" after all.
 
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Pasta wrapped in tortillas sounds like what guys that have been in prison for a long time consider gourmet food.
Why is the bathtub full of dirty clothes?
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill. 🤮
 
Pasta wrapped in tortillas sounds like what guys that have been in prison for a long time consider gourmet food.
Why is the bathtub full of dirty clothes?
Proof Lucas doesn't wash his hands, he just rinsed them under some water for a few seconds, no soap!
☆☆☆Warning: his pee looks like ice tea and made me physically ill. 🤮
I'd gather there is no washer (dryer?) in the apt/house and didn't want to take the laundry to a laundromat.
 
Put some pussy on his FUCK dick. Get it right, Republican.

Got this from her FB "Jewels Helping Hands". The warming shelter:

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i mean, i've slept in worse conditions in Afghanistan and Iraq, sometimes just digging a grave foxhole/sleeping pit is enough for a night. and it gets fairly cold out there in the desert at night. what makes the difference is that you have a team leader or squad leader breathing down your neck to keep things in order and you clean and pack up after a day or two. longer durations generally have you construct a more permanent shelter or take over some buildings to turn into something.

i wonder if the place is 1st come 1st serve where Lucas has to beat the crowd or do they have some sort of reservation system? that can't hold more than 20-30 people tops without it becoming a danger to fire, disease, or hobo fights.
 
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Lucas has no money and gets angry at Gen Z for being greedy and going with the guy with the car and hot tub, but Lucas frequently uses money to appeal to get a date. Perhaps if he wants to attract fecund zoomer baes that aren't greedy he needs another strategy rather than money, which he is sorely lacking.

He clearly uses IG to find girls (although it could be argued his posting just satisfies his own mental illness), so why does he post videos of him taking a piss or sniffing deoderant? No girl wants to see that.
 
No Lucas, you are the creep of Spokane. Nobody is going to use these autistic titles you try giving yourself
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What? Nig-ash Luke?
He is truly exceptional. Is this his attempt at rebranding himself?

Pretty sure he does it for attention, as well as to satisfy his mania, as he's mentioned a few times in the past he likes getting attention and saying/doing a lot of the stupid shit he has does is for attention since he has no irl friends
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Lucas has no money and gets angry at Gen Z for being greedy and going with the guy with the car and hot tub, but Lucas frequently uses money to appeal to get a date. Perhaps if he wants to attract fecund zoomer baes that aren't greedy he needs another strategy rather than money, which he is sorely lacking.

He clearly uses IG to find girls (although it could be argued his posting just satisfies his own mental illness), so why does he post videos of him taking a piss or sniffing deoderant? No girl wants to see that.
 
i wonder if the place is 1st come 1st serve where Lucas has to beat the crowd or do they have some sort of reservation system? that can't hold more than 20-30 people tops without it becoming a danger to fire, disease, or hobo fights.
I think shelters are 1st come, 1st served. The thing is, now that the Freak is "couch surfing" in someone's apt/house, he's not going to make the effort to get into a shelter.
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Lucas has no money and gets angry at Gen Z for being greedy and going with the guy with the car and hot tub, but Lucas frequently uses money to appeal to get a date. Perhaps if he wants to attract fecund zoomer baes that aren't greedy he needs another strategy rather than money, which he is sorely lacking.

He clearly uses IG to find girls (although it could be argued his posting just satisfies his own mental illness), so why does he post videos of him taking a piss or sniffing deoderant? No girl wants to see that.
He's going to be getting his check soon so he'll have spending money. He posts such videos because he's insane.

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I'd say posting that pissing video says he's feeling "at home" where he's at.
 
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