🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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High Tea said:
No way. They all love the spotlight way to much. And how will the charity grift continue?

That's why this entire situation is so stupid. Ralph grew up this way. He should know what this does to a person. You saw how baby crazy she was (see Storyfire fast food video). Best case scenario? The kid thinks you hate them solely because you aren't with them, and doesn't get a bunch of other ideas put in their head. Probably will love it's grandpa more than it's dad.

I don't know how she's so excited to be a young single mother. It's sad. I feel terrible for all the trauma that kid will go through, the questioning of why their dad doesn't love them enough to be with his mom, having to go cross country and have visits more than likely in hotels since people he cares about he seems to have stay with him in hotels, the kids making fun of them for not having a dad, etc. Probably thinks this is her ticket onto Teen Mom since she wants celebrity.
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agreed, they love it; but who's going to platform them?
Zelos Wilder said:
My fucking Lord, can Ralph go one day without making himself look pathetic?
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no, he's a ralphamale.


Tathagata said:
I can totally see Ralph being extremely against an abortion despite knowing how much financial and legal trouble will come from Faith having his child, simply because he knows an abortion will legitimize the "abort the retort" meme. He would rather bring a child into the world without providing for them than have random people on twitter meme on him for the rest of his career. Talk about priorities...

Edit: Also imagine bringing a child into the world whose conception you publicly leaked to the internet.
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I think he's be against abortion not for any moral reason but instead because it's what his base is in favour of...
 
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NotArat said:
Can we confidently say that his life is going to get exponentially more painful from here on out?
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She's gonna milk him dry for child support. Really fucking smart idea banging a girl who's barely legal, has no job, and has no education past the high school she graduated from this year, Ralph.
Looks like Ralph might need to cut down on his weekly whiskey funds if he wants to avoid jail time.
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
"Yeah I impregnated a bitch, what of it? I'd love to see that loser pedophile Joshua Conner Moon pull that off, if he could even get his non-functioning dick working for some third world skank in whatever Eastern European shithole he is living in now, crying about it on the Karen Farms."
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Broke dick farms or pedofarms. Even Reethan has stopped using Karen farms.
WM3227 said:
GAYTOR, NOOO!!!!!
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WAIT WHAT ITS A REAL TWEET FAITH COULD COUNT HERSELF LUCKY SHE WAS CLOSE TO GAYDA WEARING HER SKIN.
 
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blast from the past, these are the type of women ralph is into...
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