🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Mr. Manchester]

Gator's too awkward to be on Tinder or any normal dating site. Here is what I think Gator's Tinder profile would look like

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Shanon Gaines, 35
Florida(69 mi away)
works at Trader Joes​

I'm amazed every time I'm reminded how old Gator is. The man acts like he's an autistic 16 year old rather than the autistic 35 year old he is.

Ralph's age makes a lot more sense, he just acts like a retarded hillbilly, but Gator? Holy shit.

 

[kosher bath salts]

Good to see Faith's dad hasn't learned his lesson about how to deal with the Internet and thinks being as every bit of a fat obnoxious prick as Ralph is the way to go. No wonder why Faith cuts herself and seeks out deadbeats to birth retard babies with, it's an abstract form of getting back at him after dealing with his shit for 18 fucking years.

You really gotta admire the parallels. The showmanship personality, the habit of writing pissy exposes when someone upsets you, calling everything a Win despite taking constant Ls, being fat and wasting money on stupid shit. The works.

I want to see Jash fighting Papa Vickers, I want to see them boxing so bad.

 

[Leibowitz]

Soon enough Drink will be the only thing left for poor Ralph.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Gator's too awkward to be on Tinder or any normal dating site. Here is what I think Gator's Tinder profile would look like

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Shanon Gaines, 35
Florida(69 mi away)
works at Trader Joes​

Bio

"Hey buddy. I'm very well known online, I can make you famous."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Speaking of Mc Jarbo:

New song. This is amazing.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Lovely parody.

This is some seriously high praise. This man took a week ban for parody songs.

 

[Kenobi]

She didn't say she was okay with him releasing it, she said she was okay with him filming it and that he was hacked. All she has to say is that she now thinks he lied to her about being hacked.

First Mr vickers would have to convince Faith and she dosent seem intrested at all. Even keeping up the MA DAD BEAT me video till some rando on twitter told her to take it down.
Second Ethan could just argue the strongest legal defense ever: Incomptance. I tought it was a link to something else or nuhuh it wasn´t me who sent it.
Besides its a missdemanor is it worth spending like 50k or more to get Ethan Ralph a stay at county for like what 6 months tops?

Most hoodrats don't livestream on the internet for income. They don't have 9000 autists following them around ready to drop a dime on them to their case managers. Hoodrats typically live off the grid and get payed/pay in cash.

The guy violates laws daily with people spamming his PO about it. Im skeptical that childservices would be any diffrent.

Does Shannon not understand how common both working at home and dating apps are? I guess it makes sense when all you do is play video games and celebrate cartoon girls birthdays

I tought all that mattered in the Gunts and Gators world view was quick easy access to pussy? Name a faster way then tinder that doesnt have any prerequistes.

 

[Sriracha]

Speaking of Mc Jarbo:

New song. This is amazing.

Holy fuck it he drops this after we get the confirmation she left ahahahaahahahahaha

 

[Crystal Golem]

Speaking of Mc Jarbo:

New song. This is amazing.

Struck for bullying and harassment in 3...2...1...

 

[Jack Awful]

Speaking of Mc Jarbo:

New song. This is amazing.

It's amazing that he's gone so downhill that MC Jarbo now has sections of his song where Matt shits on Ethan and it works.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I tought all that mattered in the Gunts and Gators world view was quick easy access to pussy? Name a faster way then tinder that doesnt have any prerequistes.

Rohypnol, a tactic Ralph famously picked up in the 90's.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I thought gaydur would've been at least in his mid 20s. Him being OLDER than Ralph is fuckig embarrassing.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

TFW your girlfriend would rather live as a single teen mother than have anything to do with you.

 

[Jump]

The guy violates laws daily with people spamming his PO about it. Im skeptical that childservices would be any diffrent.

Well I guess we will all get to sit back and watch who is right
ER/IP2/Baked universe has so much going on right now. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Besides its a missdemanor is it worth spending like 50k or more to get Ethan Ralph a stay at county for like what 6 months tops?

People obviously want to see him back behind bars given all the shit he's done over the past several months. My thing is we don't have to use a minor charge like the revenge porn to accomplish that. With his temper, out of control drinking and further deterioration mentally, it's only going to be a matter of time before he finds himself in a confrontation that doesn't end well for him.

People just need to wait. Give it time and be patient.

 

[kosher bath salts]

Rohypnol, a tactic Ralph famously picked up in the 90's.

Back in 1991, while looking for trash burgers in the dumpster of an Arbys, Ralph found a bottle of Rohypnol, "it was like the universe was telling me: do it" he thought, "so I just did it"

Anyway, that's the story of how Damepesos was conceived and how Miss Dolores got gonorrhea.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If you think it's been fun so far just wait until Miami. My bets still on Ralph getting caught being gay somewhere.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

TFW your girlfriend would rather live as a single teen mother than have anything to do with you.

And for the next 3 years you'll be her bitch or else you'll he going back to jail for releasing a sex tape to pwn her methheaded ex.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Child support saga is going to be really entertaining. His $50k in the bank won't last long at all I'd imagine. Do you all think he's going to make the payments or will he blow them off like he does his student debt?

 

[kosher bath salts]

And for the next 3 years you'll be her bitch or else you'll he going back to jail for releasing a sex tape to pwn her methheaded ex.

Ralph better be dilating his asshole just in case he has to go back there again.