Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You managed to infiltrate the Casper office park... barely. Disoriented, you stumble forward, briefly leaning on a yellowed cubicle wall. It's spongy and damp. There are several dead roaches beside your feet. With the roar of ten thousand fluorescent bulbs drilling into your skull, you fight through the cotton balls in your head and remember that you are here to find the console. The Dark Lord's past is the key to defeating him.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
I'm just trying to piece together the whole picture here. Has Courtney or the group she's affiliated with fuck with lolcows before? A comment in the sub mentioned Chance Wilkin AKA Cyrax who she fucked with in the past. I feel like I somehow missed the entire RCN saga because I know so little.
I am new here but I will say this community seems considerably more wholesome and well-meaning than both the subreddit and mystical discord. So I appreciate that.
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I never saw them fucking with Cyrax, that could have been before my time but I've heard these accusations also. He fits their type, the mentally challenged. The other lolcows they were using at the time were Richie Relt and Erick the Goat Guy. A system of several discords and channels/roles that kept all the lolcows sequestered in their own "communities" was used.
 
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I never saw them fucking with Cyrax, that could have been before my time but I've heard these accusations also. He fits their type, the mentally challenged. The other lolcows they were using at the time were Richie Relt and Erick the Goat Guy. A system of several discords and channels/roles that kept all the lolcows sequestered in their own "communities" was used.
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Used how? These are lead chip eating, double digit IQ regards, what could anyone use them for? I am genuinely curious.
 
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Used how? These are lead chip eating, double digit IQ regards, what could anyone use them for? I am genuinely curious.
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Buttering them up and talking them into doing humiliating things and taking nudes. The accusations of coercing Josh into taking nudes are laughable, as anyone familiar with Josh's exhibitionism is aware. They are (were maybe not there anymore) however coercing the others and not exactaly discouraging Josh. A lot of RNC's Josh jerk off videos came from when he "accidentally" forgot to turn off his camera when in a call. A plausible but also common excuse Josh uses for his exhibitionism. Making Richie (a sweeter but more regarded man than Josh) post his nudes and do diaper shitting videos was the worst I saw in my short time there.
 
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Used how? These are lead chip eating, double digit IQ regards, what could anyone use them for? I am genuinely curious.
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This is my train of thought as well. It's what makes it all the more depressing when they get relentlessly trolled on the internet.
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Buttering them up and talking them into doing humiliating things and taking nudes. The accusations of coercing Josh into taking nudes are laughable, as anyone familiar with Josh's exhibitionism is aware. They are (were maybe not there anymore) however coercing the others and not exactaly discouraging Josh. A lot of RNC's Josh jerk off videos came from when he "accidentally" forgot to turn off his camera when in a call. A plausible but also common excuse Josh uses for his exhibitionism. Making Richie (a sweeter but more regarded man than Josh) post his nudes and do diaper shitting videos was the worst I saw in my short time there.
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You saw this happening in RCN? with Richie Reit? If so that is fucking diabolical. He is such an innocent guy
 
JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
This is my train of thought as well. It's what makes it all the more depressing when they get relentlessly trolled on the internet.

You saw this happening in RCN? with Richie Reit? If so that is fucking diabolical. He is such an innocent guy
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Yes, I didn't watch the video but I saw them goading him into it and then it being discussed and laughed about after the fact. He did some other diaper vids with the leftover ones from the pack, prompted by them also. Yes, Richie is a very innocent and sweet guy.

Courtney posted today in the subreddit and confirmed her RCN banning and alluded to another discord she's in. I believe it's the one that Josh is in-call with on stream right now, you can hear the notifactions during his stream. Richie himself even makes a vocal appearance in the call. Courtney is a self-aggrandizing regarded opportunist but her dox are already out in the open. I think Josh and Richie are in much better hands with her than RCN and if that changes she knows she's fucked and would probably loose her job. Hopefully Richie left RCN too.
 

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SpreadLikeButter said:
Yes, I didn't watch the video but I saw them goading him into it and then it being discussed and laughed about after the fact. He did some other diaper vids with the leftover ones from the pack, prompted by them also. Yes, Richie is a very innocent and sweet guy.

Courtney posted today in the subreddit and confirmed her RCN banning and alluded to another discord she's in. I believe it's the one that Josh is in-call with on stream right now, you can hear the notifactions during his stream. Richie himself even makes a vocal appearance in the call. Courtney is a self-aggrandizing regarded opportunist but her dox are already out in the open. I think Josh and Richie are in much better hands with her than RCN and if that changes she knows she's fucked and would probably loose her job. Hopefully Richie left RCN too.
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Is it at all possible for you to find that link where they are convincing him to do it and laughing about it afterwards? I cannot find any video evidence and all the fucking streams are like five hours long. Even if you could tell me when it would have been uploaded and by who.

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I am literally just a fan of cobes trying to get to the bottom of all these rumors about this group of people. If they genuinely fuck with these people in a nefarious way I would like to know! Never tried to be sneaky or anything.
 
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courtney is a dumb bitch, i thought josh left RCN though, i seem to recall him mentioning in a video that they pissed him off and he left or something?? i can't really remember though. i was in the discord for like 2 seconds but was banned for talking about how josh gets really excited over young girls. lets be real though josh is a sexual predator waiting to happen no matter how often he says he is only into "of age females". if he had an opportunity with an underage girl he would definitely take it...thankfully he doesn't get the chance
 
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ShiningBrightly said:
courtney is a dumb bitch, i thought josh left RCN though, i seem to recall him mentioning in a video that they pissed him off and he left or something?? i can't really remember though. i was in the discord for like 2 seconds but was banned for talking about how josh gets really excited over young girls. lets be real though josh is a sexual predator waiting to happen no matter how often he says he is only into "of age females". if he had an opportunity with an underage girl he would definitely take it...thankfully he doesn't get the chance
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Yeah I think so too, the "of age" shit seems far too much of his regarded idea of a cover, like any mention of marijuana needs to be bookended by "IN COLORADO!". Given the chance, i'd think the sexy gothic bad boy would do it, but only so much as he'd need to be 100%, undeniably convinced he would get away with it. SeizureRobot (I don't know what or if he has some other 'Cobraverse' name) in one of the podcasts discussed with someone that while Jord might not actively seek out teenagers, if someone were to tease him with being "almost 18", he'd probably go for it without much hesitation.
 
JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Is it at all possible for you to find that link where they are convincing him to do it and laughing about it afterwards? I cannot find any video evidence and all the fucking streams are like five hours long. Even if you could tell me when it would have been uploaded and by who.
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This all happened on discord, it wasn't streamed. I'm sure captures exist but I don't have them.
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courtney is a dumb bitch, i thought josh left RCN though, i seem to recall him mentioning in a video that they pissed him off and he left or something?? i can't really remember though. i was in the discord for like 2 seconds but was banned for talking about how josh gets really excited over young girls. lets be real though josh is a sexual predator waiting to happen no matter how often he says he is only into "of age females". if he had an opportunity with an underage girl he would definitely take it...thankfully he doesn't get the chance
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Josh said he left but slipped up a few times later about it being them that didn't want him there. Some comments on the subreddit around this time from people claiming to be members said it was over the most recent not-of-age-fan girl that he fell for and was called out over.
 

Josh does a video honoring Ozzy's birthday.

He is drunk off Joose, which he drank on the earlier livestream.

He is now shredding and singing crazy train very loudly. His neighbors love him toobz.

He starts singing at 5 minutes.

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- Shills his people suck I need a beer shirt
- Has a can of Stella #NotASponsorFreeAdvertising
- Doing a response to a controversial video about the body positivity movement
- Plays video
3:00:
- Women communicate different to men
4:00:
- Frozen joke
- Snowman joke
6:40:
- Body positivity HAES
8:30:
- Kobes being a feminist ally
11:50:
- Kobes thinks it's shitty they compared fat people to a beached whale in the video he's watching
13:20:
- Men also get fat shamed/ disability shamed
- His examples are weird
- Kobes can say retard because he is one
17:00:
- Just find a man who like s fat chicks
- Gamer girls DO exist
- Women are catty to each other
19:15:
- Double standards in dating scene
- Women slut shaming each other
- Fat chicks should find a guy who loves to cook and loves fat chicks.
22:00:
- Women shouldn't give it away for free, they lose their value. This is why Kobes sells his wands and doesn't give them away.
24:40:
- Talking about obesity
26:00:
- Women are allowed to be overly aggressive with their flirting, if men do that they are creepy
- Double standards!
- Men also get judged on their looks.
- Men aren't allowed to have high standards but women are - unfair!
32:09:
- Hasn't figured out how Patreon works yet
- Has to get up early tomorrow to finish cleaning his apartment
- Drinking Joose now.
34:50:
- Talks about Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
36:44:
- Kobes gets judged for dressing Goth and being autistic
37:52:
- KingSoapraJFS!
39:09:
- Bars never do a guys night just ladies night.
- Women manipulate men for free drinks
44:00:
- Talking about weight loss
45:02:
- Goes to get a slice of pizza
52:30:
- Kobes blames the fashion industry for the unfair body standards for women.
55:34:
- Talks about seeing a picture online of an old schoolmate who was posing in lingerie with pigtails with a caption saying that she wasn't ashamed of her curves.
1:03:00:
- Makes fun of a fat acceptance movement affiliate dating advice site
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- Nothing wrong with focusing on education or a career before dating
1:11:50:
- Kobes talks about how not bothered he is about his dry spell
1:13:34:
- When he wins the lottery and gets his dreamhouse
- Talks about getting kicked out of his old apartment
1:17:20:
- Talks about finding the gamer girl of his dreams
1:19:45:
- Women make bad decisions because they don't know what they want and then blame men.
1:22:23:
- Empowerment is a wonderful thing
1:24:09:
- Gender inequality is men's fault but don't blame men who had nothing to do with oppressing women
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- Kobes getting sassy
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- Online dating joke
1:34:00:
- Complaining about dating
1:35:40:
- Poot
- Treat people the way you want to be treated rant
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- Kobes appreciates any female attention he gets because of his trolls. Not simping
- Weird example of going to see a movie and the actors are attractive
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- Kobes doesn't care about his dry spell. It's women's loss not his.
- Women have high standards rant
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- Elliott Roger rant. If only he had waited because there is a beautiful blonde chick on YouTube obsessed with him :story:
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- Dating is a waste of time because we all die alone
- Fat shames the woman in the video for a bit
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- Kobes wants a smokers acceptance movement
- Back to fatshaming
- Extremely obese chicks are not Kobes scene
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- Happiness is only temporary
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- Someone VC's Kobes
- Talking about catcalling women
- Double standards in catcalling
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- Talks about a happy relationship as one where they laugh at each others farts
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- Looks up a Roma Army video to react to
- A guy would not get away with blaming his cheating on ADHD
- Mentions when he cheated
- Women get away with cheating more than men
- Chicks like this are the reason people with mental disorders aren't taken seriously

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