Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
Her status on the pic reads like she knows all about him already and is subtly making fun of him. i feel like she's definately going to have a hell of a time dealing with him though, i expect him to be super desperate about it even by his standards since "he was so close"
I agree -- the tone of her post seems subtly ironic. That said, I can't imagine, as a female, getting anywhere near Greer if he had knowledge of my actual identity.
 
If I even saw Rusty's little goblin body shuffling towards me in the distance, I'd be practising my fake name and number so fast....

If she isn't playing the long con, I'd say there's something wrong with her, too. I refuse to believe in this year of our lord 2020 that anyone would willingly get within the Russell Greer drool splash zone
 
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Is it possible he's actually driving? There's no way he knows anyone who likes him enough to help this much. Also there's a car being towed too 🤔 how the fuck could he drive a car, let alone a u-haul towing a car if he can't even move his eyes side to side!?
 
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Is it possible he's actually driving? There's no way he knows anyone who likes him enough to help this much. Also there's a car being towed too 🤔 how the fuck could he drive a car, let alone a u-haul towing a car if he can't even move his eyes side to side!?
I don't know, if you lived next to Russell Greer, would you agree to drive a U-Haul for a few hours to have him out of your life forever? Some people would. I'd say that his bishop would probably be happy to get him out of his hair this way under the guise of helping a fellow Latter-Day Saint, but we all know that Russ left the LDS church FOREVER!!!1 in a tantrum when they wouldn't get him his BASICALLY PROMISED wife.
 
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Is it possible he's actually driving? There's no way he knows anyone who likes him enough to help this much. Also there's a car being towed too 🤔 how the fuck could he drive a car, let alone a u-haul towing a car if he can't even move his eyes side to side!?
This has been a mystery for a while.

I think that, as hard as it might be to accept that the government will license people who can't move their eyes and have next to no peripheral vision, that it's actually the case. Just one more horrifying fact about the Russell Greer saga.
 
If KF gets deleted, I wonder who will Russ blame for his plights now that the source of his demise doesn't exist. His life will continue being shit, we just won't be there to laugh at him.
I'd hope this thread is preserved in some form, to keep showing up in search results. Let's face it, he's really earned it.
...but even if it wasn't he'd probably still blame us, somehow. He probably thinks every other person he sees on the street is an undercover kiwi.

I'm surprised he has enough stuff to justify a van.
 
I'd hope this thread is preserved in some form, to keep showing up in search results. Let's face it, he's really earned it.
...but even if it wasn't he'd probably still blame us, somehow. He probably thinks every other person he sees on the street is an undercover kiwi.

I'm surprised he has enough stuff to justify a van.
Hopefully it’s just more Situation Monitoring because it would be a shame if we can’t watch the Vegas Saga. I suspect this one will be interesting. Moving to Vegas is a mistake for him for all sorts of reasons, but if there is a mistake to be made, Russ will make it.
 
I'm starting to get a feeling that the last 2 pictures of Russ with "friends" of his (this woman and the guy with the mask) are fake.

I mean, what are the odds of him suddenly having pictures of himself with "friends" who no one has ever heard about from him or in his Facebook comments - not to mention that woman feeding his delusions and claiming that he's going to have a "Hollywood star"?
 
This has been a mystery for a while.

I think that, as hard as it might be to accept that the government will license people who can't move their eyes and have next to no peripheral vision, that it's actually the case. Just one more horrifying fact about the Russell Greer saga.
As for Russell getting a license, I may be able to weigh in here, and I apologize if this is TMI. I took my driver's license test many years ago and I don't live in Utah, but the number 1 thing they looked for on my test is to see if you turn your head to look down every street you pass by, even though no one does that irl. Just darting your eyes to the side wasn't enough for my test, you actually have to turn your head, Since, as we've seen in videos of Russ, he twitches his head a lot, maybe he was able to pass the test. I'm not saying he should have, the streets are definitely less safe as a result of him driving, but it's possible he passed his test if the instructor maybe didn't know what Mobious is and how it affects the body, and Russ turned his head enough and followed all the other rules.
 
I'm starting to get a feeling that the last 2 pictures of Russ with "friends" of his (this woman and the guy with the mask) are fake.

I mean, what are the odds of him suddenly having pictures of himself with "friends" who no one has ever heard about from him or in his Facebook comments - not to mention that woman feeding his delusions and claiming that he's going to have a "Hollywood star"?
The woman literally posted the picture on her own FB page. Try paying attention.
 
I'm starting to get a feeling that the last 2 pictures of Russ with "friends" of his (this woman and the guy with the mask) are fake.

I mean, what are the odds of him suddenly having pictures of himself with "friends" who no one has ever heard about from him or in his Facebook comments - not to mention that woman feeding his delusions and claiming that he's going to have a "Hollywood star"?
it's very possible that Russell has 'friends'- people in his family or friends of his family who tolerate him b/c of that connection and are willing to pose for a photo with him.
 
As for Russell getting a license, I may be able to weigh in here, and I apologize if this is TMI. I took my driver's license test many years ago and I don't live in Utah, but the number 1 thing they looked for on my test is to see if you turn your head to look down every street you pass by, even though no one does that irl. Just darting your eyes to the side wasn't enough for my test, you actually have to turn your head, Since, as we've seen in videos of Russ, he twitches his head a lot, maybe he was able to pass the test. I'm not saying he should have, the streets are definitely less safe as a result of him driving, but it's possible he passed his test if the instructor maybe didn't know what Mobious is and how it affects the body, and Russ turned his head enough and followed all the other rules.

I remember that too, they called that the "head-check" and at every stop or when changing lanes you had to physically turn your head to look at all your mirrors.

If they required that, it's almost definitely how he passed, if he actually did.
 
I'm curious when that photo was taken. We haven't had snow in the SLC area in a while, and granted snow sticks around in shady spots longer than sunny, but... still, it's been pretty dry since before Thanksgiving

ETA: I was in SLC proper yesterday and there was zero snow save for the tippy tops of the mountains.
 
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