Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jetpack Himmler said:
And the man (accidentally) doxxed himself once to top it off. I Google Earth-ed the street he lived on out of curiosity, but I'm sure a more able Kiwi found the exact address. Jesus Christ, Chris. I had such high hopes for you though I admit it's impressive that you make yourself look more pathetic than your brother despite having a career and family.
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Yeah, didn't even take five minutes of mild tismo to find his place and exact adress. It's the only place in that street with the Christmas lights on the roof in a season that is definitely not winter (and it's easy to find due to the lake that is visible in his garden pictures sometimes, so it's really not hard to find). Hope his "renovation" efforts involved cleaning up the outside of his hovel, too. Inside it appears to be the same filthy messy cave that is was before.
 
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ConsoleWarVet said:
It's me, Johnathan. Here's the email he sent.

<Thechippa@gmail.com>
Re: URGENT

Hello,

I noticed you have been a patron since 2016, thank you for your support! However, this month your $2 did not go through. Your help is CRUCIAL to my podcast production and kitchen renovations, I need the support now more than ever in these trying times. You are likely aware I'm running a giveaway for all of my patrons. If you can ensure that two dollars a month keeps going through I'll make sure you win the grand prize!

Please respond,
The Chippa
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All this effort, bridery, and begging for 2 bucks? Hes going to dox and chase down all these people for pocket change? He either has nothing to do with his life or he is so stupid and desperate to be Internet famous that he would do something so pathetic. Its something you'd see in a comedy where a character goes to the ends of the Earth to track someone down who owes them 14 bucks.

Doctor Placebo said:
Robert's Disnoid sycophancy annoys me more than usual since I just learned yesterday in the Chunk Windbag thread that Disney has been straight up stealing from at least one author by sell his old books of properties they acquired the license to without paying him royalties. I wonder how he'd brush that off.

He really is the sort of simpleton who always needs a "team" to take sides with, whether it's Democrats vs Republicans, Disney vs Warner, or Nintendo vs Sega.
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Its his extreme black and white worldview, there is always a good guy and there is always a bad guy. Bob just so happens to always be on the side of the good guys. Either that or he is so lazy that he picks a side and declares everything they do good because its easier than thinking for himself.

Meriasek said:
Yeah, didn't even take five minutes of mild tismo to find his place and exact adress. It's the only place in that street with the Christmas lights on the roof in a season that is definitely not winter (and it's easy to find due to the lake that is visible in his garden pictures sometimes, so it's really not hard to find). Hope his "renovation" efforts involved cleaning up the outside of his hovel, too. Inside it appears to be the same filthy messy cave that is was before.
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Christmas decorations up all year long? House is full of trash and hoarded garbage? One of the inhabitants is autistic? Are you sure you found Chris Chipmans house and not this other Chris's house?
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
I doubt that he's even remotely aware that there are dozens--if not hundreds of other radio telescopes across the planet that were doing the same work as Acerbio. As for Obama decommissioning the space shuttles Bob would rationalize that Obama (peace be upon him) saw that they were a white elephant and rightly scrapped them. He wouldn't be completely wrong as the shuttles were aging, expensive, and NASA had already lost two (Challenger and Columbia) but Bob would never criticize his Messiah for scrapping the Constellation program. He doesn't want to accept the fact that the Democrats have zero interest in scientific or technological advancement. They either look to create more bureaucratic bloat with more government programs or fleece the taxpayer with their corporate buddies as the case is for Biden.

I find it delightfully ironic that Bob has seething contempt for Elon Musk, who has done more for space exploration than Obama ever did.
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I guarantee you Chipman will give Biden credit for launching James Webb when that finally happens.

Ending the shuttle programme was the right idea given it was supposed to be a jack of all trades and ended up master of none (the air force wanted it for potential military payloads so the design was adapted). SLS has dragged on for years without going very far but that's a bipartisan jobs programme supported by certain senators for their states.
 
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Daily example of Robert mocking others looks and doing it through pop culture references
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This is what "Napoleon Dynamite if they joined COBRA" looks like
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Once again, Bob makes an insult that makes absolutely no fucking sense. How are the people in that picture like "Napoleon Dynamite meets COBRA"? None of them look like awkward speds, and none of them are wearing blue uniforms.

Or is this just a case of Bob being jealous of seeing a bunch of people who he knows are "the enemy," and they look happier, more attractive, and more successful than his fat ass?
 
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A few more clips from Bob's past.

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Bob's true intentions
 
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On a subject more relevant to our age group, can any film buff confirm what Bobby says?
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I was always under the impression that it was Alfred Hitchcock who had made that quote about Bernard Hermann, and that he was talking about the movie "Psycho." Hermann had worked with Welles as well so it's possible that both directors had said the exact same thing about him at one time in their lives - Hermann's scores were so iconic that they elevated whatever movie they were in. I do know that Bob's an idiot for saying that Hermann had done 99.9 percent of the creative work on Citizen Kane. If anyone's to be praised in that regard, it would be writer Herman Mankiewicz, whom many critics think was the main writer behind the script (with Welles stealing most of the credit from him.) If I were a film critic of any importance, that factoid would have been well known to me, and the fact that it isn't known to Bobby says something about his level of expertise.
 
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make_it_so said:
Once again, Bob makes an insult that makes absolutely no fucking sense. How are the people in that picture like "Napoleon Dynamite meets COBRA"? Non of them look like awkward speds, and none of them are wearing blue uniforms.

Or is this just a case of Bob being jealous of seeing a bunch of people who he knows are "the enemy," and they look happier, more attractive, and more successful than his fat ass?
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I'm not sure what that would even look like. Hicks with cartoonish uniforms? Its such a basic joke (Its like X meets Z!) and yet Bob still fucks it up by having to shove meaningless popculture shit into it.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
The vid
The vid's over an hour long and I have no desire to watch all of it. At 1:44 he says that people say the vaccine will take over your mind and turn you into an Animorph and all the 90's kids with Scholastic book fairs said "I know that reference!" *insert soyjack.bmp*. I will paste the description.
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Rejoice! For the narrative will not be questioned and now the darkies will remember their place!
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Completely nuked and Bob smuckled at the negress for daring to think for herself.
 
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Chris keeps the most patrician company:
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When sexuality is concerned, suddenly Bobby no longer Fucking Loves Science.
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Again, someone helpfully gives Bobby the straight dope.
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It is okay to be an anti-vaxer, as long as you are BIPOC and starred in a movie widely regarded as the Cultural Watershed of the Western civilization.
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Dune.
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I can't see what the problem is, but then I'm not "properly evolved".

Bobby's Angels. Some American politico insults the chinks and Bobby feels hurt on Fake Tits's behalf.
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Chen Weihua is a journo.

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MaskedHussar11 said:
Breaking News, (And likely a few sofas,) Blobert just called the Council of Nicaea the worlds first "big stupid fan campaign"
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1333150226140581891
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I can almost hear the groan of his chair as he leans back smugly, euphoric at his own intelligence.
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Ok, this faggot trying to be smart is pissing me off.
Constantine was not a religious fanboy. He gave the Christians their religious freedom merely as a political tool, akin to how the DNC gives unruly wiggers & niggers free reign to riot and spout their BLM idolatry. Like the DNC, Constantine was cementing his place in power. And it wasn't even his idea, it was his wife's.

If he considers the council of Nicaea a fanboy event that should've fucked off because it was nothing but idiots demanding shit, then why is he cheering on feminists and minorities demanding free shit?

Intellectual, my left ovary. There's more intellect in a 1st grader's fanfiction than in Robert's entire body. This fatass never even read scripture before he "quit" Christianity neither, I bet. He's no different than the average Jehovah's witness, only Bob knocks on twitter rather than going door to door instead, because God forbid he actually goes outside and performs casual exercise.
 
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In a talk with a tranny Bob admits he always knew that fucking Negress was trouble and he wants people to goddamned know it!
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Fellow tranny chaser Chu agrees.
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But that is a story for another thread

You can tell Bob knew about the dangers of this woman because he talked about it non-stop! And by non-stop I mean not at fucking all!
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Fuck off you horrendously disingenuous prick.
 
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