Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I may be late, but I haven't heard him insert "in Colorado" when referring to weed, but I believe it. His insistence on prefixing every "girl" with "of age" is really really weird. I think its just autism speaking, but it would be less suspicious if he just dropped it.

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Yeah I think so too, the "of age" shit seems far too much of his regarded idea of a cover, like any mention of marijuana needs to be bookended by "IN COLORADO!". Given the chance, i'd think the sexy gothic bad boy would do it, but only so much as he'd need to be 100%, undeniably convinced he would get away with it. SeizureRobot (I don't know what or if he has some other 'Cobraverse' name) in one of the podcasts discussed with someone that while Jord might not actively seek out teenagers, if someone were to tease him with being "almost 18", he'd probably go for it without much hesitation.
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Hope everyone here is nailing of-age goth chicks and slamming some greasy pizza this wknd toobs.
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Just ordered a pizza toobs. The pizza was:
  • X-large Hand Tossed Crust
  • Garlic parmesan sauce
  • 2x cheddar cheese
  • 2x onions
  • 2x bacon
  • 2x philly steak
  • Smear 2 containers of garlic sauce on the pizza
 
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another funny xmas shirt
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peöple suck I need eggnög
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Basically a Cobra free weekend. Strange honestly.
What do you think he does when he's not streaming? I wouldn't doubt that there are times he thinks he's live, starts watching a Sydney Watson video and ranting only to realize he's didn't turn photo booth on.
It could happen, youtube.
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He mentioned he had to finish cleaning the old apartment in his last stream. Maybe it took all weekend. Although I like the idea of him doing a stream just to himself on accident.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
He mentioned he had to finish cleaning the old apartment in his last stream. Maybe it took all weekend. Although I like the idea of him doing a stream just to himself on accident.
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He says a lot of things though. When he finally moved into the new place I remember him saying "had to be out by the 30th. And I'm out by the 30th." or something like that. Apartments normally make you turn your keys over by that final day, it would seem weird for them to let him back in, especially since he is the one who did all the damages in the first place.
But who knows, everything and everyone in Casper seems to be from back in time.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Basically a Cobra free weekend. Strange honestly.
What do you think he does when he's not streaming? I wouldn't doubt that there are times he thinks he's live, starts watching a Sydney Watson video and ranting only to realize he's didn't turn photo booth on.
It could happen, youtube.
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Someone on the sub mentioned he might be on a bender and trying to avoid being busted by Homedad, but considering his openly crying about "not having money for the holidays" I can't imagine he stumbled onto enough cash to keep him fucked up over the weekend.
 
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cobra is an alcoholic, he is currently completely depleted on dopamine due to lack of booze. this is why he isn't streaming at the moment. although maybe he would stream to ebeg for booze money usually, so it is probably that with a combination of cleaning his place
 
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Mr Sister said:
cobra is an alcoholic, he is currently completely depleted on dopamine due to lack of booze. this is why he isn't streaming at the moment. although maybe he would stream to ebeg for booze money usually, so it is probably that with a combination of cleaning his place
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I was thinking he was stuck cleaning and I got arrested for assaulting someone at his old apartment lol. You never know!
 
pogo said:
awe look at him giggle he's so cute. Has cobra been happier lately? Since the move he's been a little more lively.
also the ciggie at the end, any confirmation that his new pad is smoker friendly?
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He has claimed in previous streams that it is "smoker friendly" but he is going to keep his window open when he smokes from now on. Not sure how much validity there is to that.
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
Kobes is live:
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He is trying to find royalty free versions of Silent Night to record his own epic song. High tech stuff toobz.

He is now listening to silent night, saying nothing as he is smoking his pipe indoors. Kino, in its purest form.

He is now looking to add in farts to Silent Night - in true Cobes fashion.
 
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