Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[2021Murder]

I hope this guy plans on finishing this soon, if this site goes down hes literally fucked when it comes to finding info.

 

[AmazingEagle]

We better make sure. On the other hand, without article 230 YouTube will be fucked too, so no need to bother too much.

It's important not to panic.

Why are his legs so thin if he's fat?

Because Chris doesn't exercise.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I hope this guy plans on finishing this soon, if this site goes down hes literally fucked when it comes to finding info.

Well the Cwcki always exists

 

[AmazingEagle]

Well the Cwcki always exists

Just like how I've said before, we shouldn't panic about this.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It's important not to panic.

I don't say we should, I mean it's better to be prepared, since the site owner talks about it.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Latest Tweet from Chris: https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1334325349971341313

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Since part 1 surpassed a million views, I wonder if the subject of Chris will be more mainstreamed?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why are his legs so thin if he's fat?

God made them the perfect size for scissoring.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Since part 1 surpassed a million views, I wonder if the subject of Chris will be more mainstreamed?

I think it's possible, hell just look at the CWCki and the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think it's possible, hell just look at the CWCki and the Kiwi Farms.

With all three as source material, one could make a film about Chris.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

With all three as source material, one could make a film about Chris.

Then we need a genius method actor to play the role.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Then we need a genius method actor to play the role.

It will be amazing condensing a majority of sagas into a feature length run time.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It will be amazing condensing a majority of sagas into a feature length run time.

At least a trilogy with shining a light on trolls and Chrises circle.

 

[AmazingEagle]

It will be amazing condensing a majority of sagas into a feature length run time.

I don't know if I should laugh, scream, or cry.

With all three as source material, one could make a film about Chris.

Exactly, hell I think if someone does make a film about him it should be released in theaters.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It will be amazing condensing a majority of sagas into a feature length run time.

I think it depends on what happens to Chris in the end like

A. He ends up staying in a looney bin

B. Dies alone homeless

C. Does something really stupid that leads to his death

D. Dimensional Merge happens (Literally never gonna happen)

So depending on where Chris' life takes him in the end is going to probably affect how a movie adaptation of his life in terms of tone and what to focus on.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think it depends on what happens to Chris in the end like

A. He ends up staying in a looney bin

B. Dies alone homeless

C. Does something really stupid that leads to his death

D. Dimensional Merge happens (Literally never gonna happen)

So depending on where Chris' life takes him in the end is going to probably affect how a movie adaptation of his life in terms of tone and what to focus on.

I think the filmmaker's are going to attempt to make Chris sympathetic, which is what Chris wanted all along when it comes to chronically depicting his life. Given what's on the CWCki, these forums and the series, I highly doubt that.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I think it depends on what happens to Chris in the end like

A. He ends up staying in a looney bin

B. Dies alone homeless

C. Does something really stupid that leads to his death

D. Dimensional Merge happens (Literally never gonna happen)

So depending on where Chris' life takes him in the end is going to probably affect how a movie adaptation of his life in terms of tone and what to focus on.

Barb dies and Chris goes full Sonichu. Cole finds out about this and gets him institutionalized. Then sells idea of this movie to Netflix, they butcher it by making Chris troon from the beginning and not autistic, but Cole gives it higher score anyway, since he is involved.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Barb dies and Chris goes full Sonichu. Cole finds out about this and gets him institutionalized. Then sells idea of this movie to Netflix, they butcher it by making Chris troon from the beginning and not autistic, but Cole gives it higher score anyway, since he is involved.

What do you think will happen to Chris's house?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

What do you think will happen to Chris's house?

Hard to say. Selling it won't be easy, since it's been hoarded to the point of catching fire and then hoarded again. Maybe it will be abandoned and turn into local scary story for kids, who's gonna visit it for cheap thrills. Some are gonna say, that they've actually seen Chris there.

Or maybe someone will buy it for a very low price, clean the place just to wonder who "Bob and little C" were and why there are people taking photos of their new house in the middle of the night, who scream JULAAAAAAAY, when threatened with a call to police.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Hard to say. Selling it won't be easy, since it's been hoarded to the point of catching fire and then hoarded again. Maybe it will be abandoned and turn into local scary story for kids, who's gonna visit it for cheap thrills. Some are gonna say, that they've actually seen Chris there.

Or maybe someone will buy it for a very low price, clean the place just to wonder who "Bob and little C" were and why there are people taking photos of their new house in the middle of the night, who scream JULAAAAAAAY, when threatened with a call to police.

If I purchased the house, I would demolish the house and then style to the way of Chris's current house but on the inside, it looks completely different, basically, it would look amazing with a great kitchen, nice bedrooms, a basement that would be turned into a mancave, a bathroom that actually looks like a bathroom, a front yard with a garden, a proper driveway, a greenhouse that would vegetables such as carrots, lettuce, and spinach, a backyard with a pool, and a good looking gazebo.