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I'm placing my bets. They probably did a shit half assed job with the 3 weeks they were given and the people supposed to be paying them said hey, wait a minute, this is incomplete (or just shoddy) work, we'll give you more time to fix it but we aren't coughing up payment until then.
 
I'm placing my bets. They probably did a shit half assed job with the 3 weeks they were given and the people supposed to be paying them said hey, wait a minute, this is incomplete (or just shoddy) work, we'll give you more time to fix it but we aren't coughing up payment until then.
If that atrocious rock wall they built is anything to go by, you're probably at least half right.
 
It's kind of beautiful how a thread like this has brought together so many of us in shared love and terror over Kev and the tranch.

All because a bunch of incels were fetishising women so hard and were so upset that lesbians don't fuck men that they inverted their dicks and started larping as fake lesbians.

All that work and for what? The real lesbians still don't want to fuck them and all they get is an ~evil violently transphobic nazi forum~ to point and laugh at them.

Even if we lose the joys Kevin's thread has brought us, life will always find a way to point and laugh harder at him than we ever could...
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We've seen their attempt at subsistence farming already, which is why I say they're massively incompetent. They'd need in that climate to probably have their crops all in and stored for the winter already, as I'm not sure you could even manage a winter crop--I'm sure somebody here knows if I'm wrong about that.
My grandparents used to grow tomatos and bell peppers in fairly large foil tents in the winter, but that would be impossible for these no-nut numbnuts.

It's a lot of work with a lot of discipline. You need at least two layers of heavy foil to withstand strong winds, the weight of snow, and to keep the tent airtight. Two tightly sealing doors to keep the hot, humid air in, and to keep the cold air and vermin out. Check for anything out of usual - vermin, plant disease, signs of the plants freezing - twice a day. Keep the door firmly shut at all times, even if you're "just dropping in for a minute". And you need to be careful with fertilization, because you'll absolutely need to use something if you want those vegetables to taste like they're supposed to.
 
The real lesbians still don't want to fuck them and all they get is an ~evil violently transphobic nazi forum~ to point and laugh at them.
And I'm pretty sure a significant number of people here are less transphobic than them--my experience with this...branch of SJW idiocy is that you can get honest transphobes thinking they need to crank back the transphobia.

I mean, seriously, it shouldn't be the least bit transphobic to feel that the emphasis should be on the social transition; a lot of the time the key to passing is just...well...not acting like an astoundingly bigoted parody of the sex. Shift your body language and your behavior. No amount of medical treatment will make you 'pass' if you don't; if you can nail it hard enough, you might even be able to pass with that alone.

Of course, troons aren't people who will put in the time and effort to shift how they present themselves and behave...and chimp out at the idea that adjusting your behavior is at all needed, even if they're doing something as rude as preventing a trans person from getting help in perfecting their presentation that they specifically asked for. Troons want to have it just require them saying what gender they are, and not be dependent on putting in *gasp!* effort so they can get people to agree with them by means other than bullying and social pressure.
 
I'm a bit late, but I can see this thread needs some calming music so I give you Haydn played by a laddie changing his teeth. Remember, no talent, just skill!

I don't think people can get there by hard work alone. Lou Kev finds them grapes too damn sour, and can't cope with his inadequacies (or anything, for that matter) in a healthy way.

Edit: oops, wrong thread. I'm so sorry for calling you out, @BoobWhiskers .
 
I'm a bit late, but I can see this thread needs some calming music so I give you Haydn played by a laddie changing his teeth. Remember, no talent, just skill!

I don't think people can get there by hard work alone. Lou Kev finds them grapes too damn sour, and can't cope with his inadequacies (or anything, for that matter) in a healthy way.

Edit: oops, wrong thread. I'm so sorry for calling you out, @BoobWhiskers .
Stupid Asians.
 
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>"This is just how my brain works now. Constantly aware that there's an entire forum that hates me and is obsessed with me".
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It must really irk Kevin that this thread is one of the first results for any of his known names or aliases.
 
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It must really irk Kevin that this thread is one of the first results for any of his known names or aliases.
I almost wish "transsalamander kiwifarms" actually wasn't an automatic suggestion, because then he would have actually searched it and found that even a google image search for just "transsalamander" still returns the vast majority of results as being from KF and lolcow.farm.

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It must really irk Kevin that this thread is one of the first results for any of his known names or aliases.
Why does he continue to bring this up like clockwork and remind all his followers, especially earlier this year when he himself warned everyone not to mention it to him, or else he'd get Penny to beat them up? Isn't this the kind of attention he doesn't want? Is he fishing for sympathy? Does he simply run out of things to talk about? Isn't he concerned about exposing his ridiculous grifts to the idiots giving him cash?

Someone please tell me the psychology here, I know this thread is filled to the brim with psychs
 
Why does he continue to bring this up like clockwork and remind all his followers, especially earlier this year when he himself warned everyone not to mention it to him, or else he'd get Penny to beat them up? Isn't this the kind of attention he doesn't want? Is he fishing for sympathy? Does he simply run out of things to talk about? Isn't he concerned about exposing his ridiculous grifts to the idiots giving him cash?

Someone please tell me the psychology here, I know this thread is filled to the brim with psychs
Needs to squeeze the sympathy out for the grift. Most of his tranny followers just know "kiwifarms bad" and probably won't actually come here bc that would literally kill a fellow tranny
 
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It must really irk Kevin that this thread is one of the first results for any of his known names or aliases.
"There's an entire forum that hates me and is obsessed with me"

You wish, Kev.

Maybe he keeps bringing it up because he genuinely believes that and is trying to brag and get sympathy at the same time, like "boohoo there's an entire forum dedicated to hating me, so many people are talking shit and being transphobic. Did I mention it's an ENTIRE FORUM???"
 
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Don't think to highly of yourself, Kevin. We don't hate you. We love you! As a means of entertainment, that is. It's not obsession, it's just you produce a constant stream of content. I'm not obsessed with the hobo yelling in the middle of the four-way intersection downtown, but I'm definitely checking out his latest song-and-dance routine when he's around.

That said, as a person, I dislike you because of the awful things you've done to others, including your own family, but I'm not boiling myself into a rage thinking about it because it doesn't affect me. It's the same thing as a scorpion or something. I've never been stung by a scorpion, I've never even seen a scorpion. I still dislike them, but my day isn't ruined because I remembered they exist.

Let's be honest, though. Even if you were a failed Youtube or Twitch streamer, your Kiwifarms thread would still be suggested first.
 
Don't think to highly of yourself, Kevin. We don't hate you. We love you! As a means of entertainment, that is. It's not obsession, it's just you produce a constant stream of content. I'm not obsessed with the hobo yelling in the middle of the four-way intersection downtown, but I'm definitely checking out his latest song-and-dance routine when he's around.

That said, as a person, I dislike you because of the awful things you've done to others, including your own family, but I'm not boiling myself into a rage thinking about it because it doesn't affect me. It's the same thing as a scorpion or something. I've never been stung by a scorpion, I've never even seen a scorpion. I still dislike them, but my day isn't ruined because I remembered they exist.

Let's be honest, though. Even if you were a failed Youtube or Twitch streamer, your Kiwifarms thread would still be suggested first.
Plus there's failed twitchers and youtubers featured all over KF so his thread would only grow exponentially larger if he went that route. I can't figure out his logic there.

The only way out is to DFE, get off the Internet, change your name IRL and never look back. But he won't thankfully

Or kill yourself, that also works
 
I'm not obsessed with Kevin, but I *am* mildly obsessed with the Tranch and the entire dynamic at play there to the point that I'll go and cap their stuff if nobody has posted updates in a while. I find myself skimming Kevin's posts more and more because they are the same damn rants every time, and eternally retarded.

Also, is it my imagination or is he posting less sexual stuff these days and more rants/grifting/self-obsession? Those who visit his twitter to screencap, are you avoiding capping the sexual stuff or is there just less of it in general? (I know he's an AGP but for the sake of this question discussions of his healing or being a "girl" don't count. I mean stuff like wanting to be full of eggs or inflated then fucked by Godzilla.)

Edit: Got bored, went looking, here is the kinkiest stuff he tweets these days.

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Other tweets:

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Retweeted this, and I know I'm the one who visited his profile, but fuck off, Kevin. Sure it's not a fetish. Sure you're not into dehumanising women. Fuck off. I can't even muster anger for this, I'm just tiredly typing it.

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It appears the AGP addict cannot be satisfied with HRT, new pronouns, and a new surgical horror cavern. No! He needs more, more, MOAR. Plenty of cis women don't like their boobs and most of us don't have big perky perfect tits. Some even have to make do with tits the size of Kevin's. Do we all get to have publically-funded boob jobs too in this scenario? Or is this simply just another example of an autogynephile taking a pornographic and overly specific stereotypical make fantasy of women, and blowing it up into "all women look like this". :thunk-provoking:

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From Collins Dictionary:
slut in British English
(slʌt )
noun
1. old-fashioned, derogatory
a dirty slatternly woman
2. derogatory
an immoral woman
3. archaic
a female dog

He is dirty and slatternly, immoral, and a lil bitch. Despite not being female maybe we should just let him have this one.

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Kevin does know when he's being an asshole but even at age 30 refuses to put the phone down and declench instead of bullying random strangers on the internet. He's self-aware enough to know it's a problem but his solution is to tell people not to take it seriously. His base is covered, if they feel upset by it now it's their fault for idolising him so much.

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Kevin shows a brief sign of regret for losing his dick-archive. Hailey fucks balloons with his still intact cheese wedge dick.

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Bonus: Hailey is autistic, doesn't understand polite friendliness, and has no friends irl but at least he is in therapy.

I did quite a lot of scrolling to find sexually kinky tweets to prove or disprove my theory and here it ends. While there were a few sexual fetishy retweets i didn't bother to include, as you can see any original content of Kev's was really quite sparse. I wonder if his libido is dying right on schedule.
 
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Those who visit his twitter to screencap, are you avoiding capping the sexual stuff or is there just less of it in general?
Lol here you go, friend

Edit: oops, I was late with the original balloon-fucking post. Sorry.

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But yeah, he seems to be in a bit of a lull as far as hornyposting goes. It used to be constant :(

I went ahead and made a LiveJournal community for amhole enthusiasts. Hopefully we'll never need it, but might be worth bookmarking in case Null pulls the plug before a better idea presents itself.
 
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